Birdhouses
"Shane, where is--" Jason began, but got cut off.
"NO, NO BIRDHOUSE!" Shane shouted from the washroom, walking to him.
"PLEASEEE!!" He begged.
"OKAY FINE!!" Shane screamed.
"R-really?" Jason said, tearing up.
"Yes…BUT…NATE has to help me paint it!" Shane said evilly. They turned to Nate, who was playing his guitar, but stopped.
"No. NO WAY." Nate said.
"Dude, im NOT doing both." Shane said.
"PLEASEEE NATE?" Jason cried, putting on a puppy dog pout.
"Too…powerful…GAH, FINE" Nate said.
"YAY! I want blue and green!" Jason said, leaving.
Shane ran to the door, pulling it open, and sticking his head out. "Where are you going? Want your birdhouse or not?" He called.
"Im making it a surprise!" Jason said.
Shane sighed and closed the door. "Let's work." Shane said.
"Fine." Nate sighed. They walked to the table, which had wood all over it, a hammer and nails, and a paper which had directions.
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2 hours, 1 broken thumb, and 10 splinters later
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"FINALLY!" Nate and Shane screamed when they finally finished the almost-good looking birdhouse.
"We did bad." Shane said.
"Very bad." Nate said. "But, at least we made a birdhouse!"
"True." Shane said. "Hey…you know what we can do?"
"What?" Nate asked anxiously.
"We can give Jason this birdhouse…on his birthday!" Shane said.
"But…it's the middle of July! His birthday is in 4 – oh." Nate said. "Good plan." He and Shane did a complicated handshake. One that is so cool, I can't explain it because people would keep it. Or use it.
Jason walked into the room. "Hey, bird buddies! How's my birdhouse coming?" He asked. Shane and Nate quickly hid the birdhouse, Jason being the small idiot he is (no offence to any Kevin J fans, I think Kev is awesome, too. But…Jason is kinda a cute dork in the movie.), didn't notice.
"Uh…" Nate started.
"Uh…its…a surprise?" Shane said. Jason frowned.
"I. WANT. MY. BIRDHOUSE. NOW!!" Jason whined.
"Okay, okay. Here is your…birdhouse." Nate said, passing him the birdhouse. The 2 boys got up and walked to him, and put it in his hands. Jason looked like he was going to cry.
"Guys…" Jason said. "Group hug!" He pulled them in a giant hug.
"Ah…it hasen't been the same just hugging Nick." Jason said.
TOTAL CHANGE
"CUT!" Screamed a director. Kevin slapped his head lightly. Joe and Nick just laughed, walking away.
"Kevin…" Said the producer.
"I got it wrong, I'm going to get it wrong again!" Kevin said.
"Let's just do it again." The director said.
- Fin
That's the end. Did you like this crazy one shot? I did…R AND R! For The Jonas Brothers/Connect 3! WHOOOOOO!!
