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*Wufei walks out onto a spotlighted stage, grumbling about something. He stands there silently.*
Disembodied voice: Say it.
Wufei: No.
Disembodied voice, more demanding: Say it!
Wufei: You cannot make me say it Baka Onna! It is injustice!
* Heero walks on stage and points a gun at him*
Heero: No one insults the Authoress. SAY IT!
Wufei, suspiciously: She bribed you didn't she?
Heero, shrugs: Well I really need an upgrade on my laptop, but that's beside the point. *Clicks off the safety.* say it or omae wo korosu.
Wufei: Fine I'll say it. *Ahem* Silver Sailor Neptune doesn't own any of the characters off of Gundam Wing. She does however own the character that represents herself, Vero Kaioh. * Shuddering slightly he smiles and gives a thumbs up.* Thanks All! There I have said it onna. Happy?
Disembodied voice: Very
* Heero looks about to laugh.*
Wufei: Don't even think about it Yui!
* Both walk offstage.*
* Duo pops his head out from the other side of the stage.*
Duo: Get the title? Instead of 007 it's Double 01as in two Heeros.Heh Heh. Anywaze this fic has slight Relena bashing and refers to 1x2, 3x4, 6x13, and S.I.x5. Love ya gotta go bye! *Blows a kiss and zips offstage.
Chapter 1: Wufei Chases Duo.again.
It was a typical day at one of Quatres' safehouses, well as typical as you can get considering what was about to happen. 3.2.1. "MAXWELL!!! KISAMA!!!" And they're off.
~~~Duos' P.O.V.~~~
Take a wild guess what just happened. I was just minding my own buissness when Wuffie started chasing me threatening me with that damn sword of his. *Snicker* Well as threatening as you can get with a pink sword. Hey it was an accident I was only trying to dye hid hilt not the whole thing. It's not like I hurt it. It'll wash off in a day or two, or three, or four. Anywaze now I gotta madman after me, thus the reason I'm running like hell!
Turning a corner I blur through the kitchen door smiling at Quatre as I grab a banana.Yep, you know what'll happen soon. Taking a bite I zoom past the music room where I can hear Trowa practicing the flute.
"Now let's see, where did Hee-chan say he was gonna be?" I pondered taking another bite and chewing thoughtfully. Taking the last bite I threw the peel strategically behind me. Counting down I heard a slip and a curse in Chinese. Turning around I found that although he slipped, he had maintaned his balance by a hair. Damn. Now Heero was my only savior. Deciding to make the best of it, I turned towards Wufei slighly.
"Hey Wu-man!I told ya, those chinese slippers of yours aren't good for running on marble you need some * I jump up and click my heels together to emphasize the point.* Airforce Ones!" I hollered. (1) It angered him to the point of giving him a jump-start of adrenaline making both of us run faster.
"SHINE! IT'S WUFEI!!" He yelled. (2)
Suddenly it came to me. Heero's in the library! I sprinted down the hallway, taking a sharp right and reaching the end of the hall I rushed through a large door slamming the door and bolting it in time to hear the satisfying thunk of metal against wood with an added 'injustice'. Breathing heavily I looked up to see Heero on that infernal machine typing away. I swear he loves that thing as if it were a person! He probably celebrates the day he got it as its birthday. But that's not what caught my attention, for a plit second I caught a glimpse of uncertainty in those mysterious Prussian Blue depths. Could I have imagined it or was it real? Hearing the clacking of a keyboard stop I watched as he calmly turned towards me.
"What did you do this time?" he asked.
"I kinda sorta gave Wufeis' sword a paint job." I replied, head down and twiddling my thumbs. As if to give credit to my story a very pink sword point speared itself through the door. A muffled "Maxwell, come out and face justice!" was heard. I turned back to see a glimmer of amusement falsh through Heeros' eyes. Turning back to his laptop he proceded to shut it down and unhook it from the wall jack. Picking it up he turned to me.
"New mission, we're to head to the Gundam Lock-up Bay for more instruction." he monotoned. But it wasn't the same emotionless voice, he seemed distracted and suprisingly a little distressed.
"Are you okay Heero?" I asked concerned. He shook his head, seemingly to clear his thoughts.
"I'm fine. We need to tell the others.He motioned me to follow him.
~~~Heeros' P.O.V.~~~
Id've never believed it if J hadn't shown me the D.N.A. records. She's real. I have a twin sister.He gave me her profile:
Name: Vero Kaioh
Nickname: Vero Wolf
Height: Five ft. Eleven in.
Approx weight: One Hundred Forty Pounds
Eyes: Dark Blue
Hair Black
He said to keep the twin thing from the other pilots. Also I would find out more about her when the others and I arrived at the G.L.B.(3) Picking up my laptop I herded my koi to the door. All the while he protested loudly about Wufei.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of him." I stated, satisfying him for now. Unbolting the door, I came face to face with a very angry chinese pilot.
"Calm down Wufei, you can try to kill Duo later, we have a new mission." I told him. Try being the main part of the sentence, I told myself. Wufei, seeing I wouldn't budge on the subject, lowered his sword. Glaring one last time in Duos' direction he turned his gaze towards me.
"I'll go tell Barton and Winner and we'll meet you in the Livingroom."This said, he walked heavily down the hall and out of site.Once gone, Duo shot up and hugged him around the middle.
"Thanks hee-chan! For a minute there I thought he was gonna lop off my poor widdle bwaid." he exclaimed, stroking his braid protectively. I sighed, tugged his braid from his hands and proceeded to drag him out the door by it.
"Ow! Okay I get it!Let go!you don't have to pull me to the livingroom Heero it's just around the corner, sheesh." he said pulling his braid out of my hands.He followed me to said room.
~~~Wufeis' P.O.V.~~~
Damn it, he's always protecting that braided baka!
'Monotoning, antisocial, withdrawn, trigger happy teenager.' I snarled. 'Just once i'd like to play a trick on him and see how he likes it.' I thought, smirking evilly. Turning a corner I made my way to the musicroom, where I last knew Trowa was. Opening the door fully and making my way into the room, I found that Trowa had left. His flute put up in the proper case.
'Great,' I thought. ' Now I have to find him. Maybe he's with Quatre.' Walking out I made my way to the kitchen. Getting closer I heard Quatre giggling through the doors. Trowa was in there for sure. Opening them I froze. I had come upon an er.injustice! Quatre was in Trowa's lap and they were kissing! Calmly, Trowa broke the kiss and turned an inquiring gaze at me.
"Heero said we have a mission and we're to meet in the livingroom." With that I staggered out of the room towards the nearest bathroom, blood already trickling from my nose.
'Shimatta! Why don't they get a room!' I growled in frustration.
Five minutes later, found my nosebleed had stopped and all five of us seated in the livingroom.
"We're all to meet the doctors at the G.L.B. for further instructions on the mission. We leave in half an hour." Heero informed us.
"They didn't tell you anything else?" Quatre queried.
"No." Was the answer that the Wing pilot gave him.
"I hope I get to blow something up." Duo said excitedly." It's been boring here with only Wu-man here to play with." he said smirking my way.
"It's Wufei." I said heatedly." Isn't there anything else you think about besides blowing things up?" Seeing him laugh and open his mouth to retort and I found out quickly where this conversation was headed.
"Don't answer that Maxwell." I glared. He 'pouted' and cuddled closer to Heero, sticking his toungue out at me. Thouroughly disgusted I stood up.
"I'm going to grab my jacket." With that said I left the room.
Tsudzuku
Silver Sailor Neptune: To clarify:
Airforce Ones as in the song and if you don't know it you are so screwed.
Shine = Prnounced She - neigh This term is loosely translated (as my Japanese teacher puts it.) 'Die you gravy sucking pig.'
G.L.B. (Gundam Lock-up Bay) I got lazy.
*Wufei walks out onto a spotlighted stage, grumbling about something. He stands there silently.*
Disembodied voice: Say it.
Wufei: No.
Disembodied voice, more demanding: Say it!
Wufei: You cannot make me say it Baka Onna! It is injustice!
* Heero walks on stage and points a gun at him*
Heero: No one insults the Authoress. SAY IT!
Wufei, suspiciously: She bribed you didn't she?
Heero, shrugs: Well I really need an upgrade on my laptop, but that's beside the point. *Clicks off the safety.* say it or omae wo korosu.
Wufei: Fine I'll say it. *Ahem* Silver Sailor Neptune doesn't own any of the characters off of Gundam Wing. She does however own the character that represents herself, Vero Kaioh. * Shuddering slightly he smiles and gives a thumbs up.* Thanks All! There I have said it onna. Happy?
Disembodied voice: Very
* Heero looks about to laugh.*
Wufei: Don't even think about it Yui!
* Both walk offstage.*
* Duo pops his head out from the other side of the stage.*
Duo: Get the title? Instead of 007 it's Double 01as in two Heeros.Heh Heh. Anywaze this fic has slight Relena bashing and refers to 1x2, 3x4, 6x13, and S.I.x5. Love ya gotta go bye! *Blows a kiss and zips offstage.
Chapter 1: Wufei Chases Duo.again.
It was a typical day at one of Quatres' safehouses, well as typical as you can get considering what was about to happen. 3.2.1. "MAXWELL!!! KISAMA!!!" And they're off.
~~~Duos' P.O.V.~~~
Take a wild guess what just happened. I was just minding my own buissness when Wuffie started chasing me threatening me with that damn sword of his. *Snicker* Well as threatening as you can get with a pink sword. Hey it was an accident I was only trying to dye hid hilt not the whole thing. It's not like I hurt it. It'll wash off in a day or two, or three, or four. Anywaze now I gotta madman after me, thus the reason I'm running like hell!
Turning a corner I blur through the kitchen door smiling at Quatre as I grab a banana.Yep, you know what'll happen soon. Taking a bite I zoom past the music room where I can hear Trowa practicing the flute.
"Now let's see, where did Hee-chan say he was gonna be?" I pondered taking another bite and chewing thoughtfully. Taking the last bite I threw the peel strategically behind me. Counting down I heard a slip and a curse in Chinese. Turning around I found that although he slipped, he had maintaned his balance by a hair. Damn. Now Heero was my only savior. Deciding to make the best of it, I turned towards Wufei slighly.
"Hey Wu-man!I told ya, those chinese slippers of yours aren't good for running on marble you need some * I jump up and click my heels together to emphasize the point.* Airforce Ones!" I hollered. (1) It angered him to the point of giving him a jump-start of adrenaline making both of us run faster.
"SHINE! IT'S WUFEI!!" He yelled. (2)
Suddenly it came to me. Heero's in the library! I sprinted down the hallway, taking a sharp right and reaching the end of the hall I rushed through a large door slamming the door and bolting it in time to hear the satisfying thunk of metal against wood with an added 'injustice'. Breathing heavily I looked up to see Heero on that infernal machine typing away. I swear he loves that thing as if it were a person! He probably celebrates the day he got it as its birthday. But that's not what caught my attention, for a plit second I caught a glimpse of uncertainty in those mysterious Prussian Blue depths. Could I have imagined it or was it real? Hearing the clacking of a keyboard stop I watched as he calmly turned towards me.
"What did you do this time?" he asked.
"I kinda sorta gave Wufeis' sword a paint job." I replied, head down and twiddling my thumbs. As if to give credit to my story a very pink sword point speared itself through the door. A muffled "Maxwell, come out and face justice!" was heard. I turned back to see a glimmer of amusement falsh through Heeros' eyes. Turning back to his laptop he proceded to shut it down and unhook it from the wall jack. Picking it up he turned to me.
"New mission, we're to head to the Gundam Lock-up Bay for more instruction." he monotoned. But it wasn't the same emotionless voice, he seemed distracted and suprisingly a little distressed.
"Are you okay Heero?" I asked concerned. He shook his head, seemingly to clear his thoughts.
"I'm fine. We need to tell the others.He motioned me to follow him.
~~~Heeros' P.O.V.~~~
Id've never believed it if J hadn't shown me the D.N.A. records. She's real. I have a twin sister.He gave me her profile:
Name: Vero Kaioh
Nickname: Vero Wolf
Height: Five ft. Eleven in.
Approx weight: One Hundred Forty Pounds
Eyes: Dark Blue
Hair Black
He said to keep the twin thing from the other pilots. Also I would find out more about her when the others and I arrived at the G.L.B.(3) Picking up my laptop I herded my koi to the door. All the while he protested loudly about Wufei.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of him." I stated, satisfying him for now. Unbolting the door, I came face to face with a very angry chinese pilot.
"Calm down Wufei, you can try to kill Duo later, we have a new mission." I told him. Try being the main part of the sentence, I told myself. Wufei, seeing I wouldn't budge on the subject, lowered his sword. Glaring one last time in Duos' direction he turned his gaze towards me.
"I'll go tell Barton and Winner and we'll meet you in the Livingroom."This said, he walked heavily down the hall and out of site.Once gone, Duo shot up and hugged him around the middle.
"Thanks hee-chan! For a minute there I thought he was gonna lop off my poor widdle bwaid." he exclaimed, stroking his braid protectively. I sighed, tugged his braid from his hands and proceeded to drag him out the door by it.
"Ow! Okay I get it!Let go!you don't have to pull me to the livingroom Heero it's just around the corner, sheesh." he said pulling his braid out of my hands.He followed me to said room.
~~~Wufeis' P.O.V.~~~
Damn it, he's always protecting that braided baka!
'Monotoning, antisocial, withdrawn, trigger happy teenager.' I snarled. 'Just once i'd like to play a trick on him and see how he likes it.' I thought, smirking evilly. Turning a corner I made my way to the musicroom, where I last knew Trowa was. Opening the door fully and making my way into the room, I found that Trowa had left. His flute put up in the proper case.
'Great,' I thought. ' Now I have to find him. Maybe he's with Quatre.' Walking out I made my way to the kitchen. Getting closer I heard Quatre giggling through the doors. Trowa was in there for sure. Opening them I froze. I had come upon an er.injustice! Quatre was in Trowa's lap and they were kissing! Calmly, Trowa broke the kiss and turned an inquiring gaze at me.
"Heero said we have a mission and we're to meet in the livingroom." With that I staggered out of the room towards the nearest bathroom, blood already trickling from my nose.
'Shimatta! Why don't they get a room!' I growled in frustration.
Five minutes later, found my nosebleed had stopped and all five of us seated in the livingroom.
"We're all to meet the doctors at the G.L.B. for further instructions on the mission. We leave in half an hour." Heero informed us.
"They didn't tell you anything else?" Quatre queried.
"No." Was the answer that the Wing pilot gave him.
"I hope I get to blow something up." Duo said excitedly." It's been boring here with only Wu-man here to play with." he said smirking my way.
"It's Wufei." I said heatedly." Isn't there anything else you think about besides blowing things up?" Seeing him laugh and open his mouth to retort and I found out quickly where this conversation was headed.
"Don't answer that Maxwell." I glared. He 'pouted' and cuddled closer to Heero, sticking his toungue out at me. Thouroughly disgusted I stood up.
"I'm going to grab my jacket." With that said I left the room.
Tsudzuku
Silver Sailor Neptune: To clarify:
Airforce Ones as in the song and if you don't know it you are so screwed.
Shine = Prnounced She - neigh This term is loosely translated (as my Japanese teacher puts it.) 'Die you gravy sucking pig.'
G.L.B. (Gundam Lock-up Bay) I got lazy.