Dumbledore's Craziness

EDIT: After about a year after originally publishing this story, I finally got to fixing all of the horrible grammar mistakes I had made, making this SO MUCH easier to read. Enjoy!

This happened before Dumbledore told Harry about Horcruxes, so Volemort is still alive. This is to avoid any confusion.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or anything related to him.

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"Harry!" Ron shouted as he toward Harry.

"What?" Harry responded.

"Dumbledore says he needs to see you. Now!"

Harry ran to Dumbledore's office, told the gargoyles the password, and ran inside.

"Professor?" Harry asked. "You needed me?"

"Harry Potter!" he shouted.

"What?" Harry said in confusion.

"Harry Potter!" Dumbledore shouted again.

"What?" Harry repeated.

"Harry Potter!" Dumbledore shouted once more.

"Oh, just spit it out old man!" Harry shouted back. "What do you want?"

Dumbledore spit on Harry's face.

"Eww," Harry said as he wiped the spit off his face.

"Sir?" he tried. "You called me?"

"Dumbledore's Army shall gather and eat Voldemort!" Dumbledore shouted happily.

Harry backed away slowly.

He nudged Ron. "Go get Professor McGonagall. I think Dumbledore needs help."

Professor McGonagall rushed over and shook Dumbledore. "Are you okay?"

"Chocolate Frogs!" he yelled in her ear.

"Oh dear," she responded. "He really is mad."

"What should we do?" asked Harry. "Should we take him to Madam Pomfrey?"

"We'd better," she responded.

When they turned around, he was gone!

"Where could he have wandered?" asked Harry.

"The Dark Forest!" Ron shouted. "He's walking toward the Dark Forest!"

They all scrambled toward the window. Sure enough, Dumbledore was walking right toward the Dark Forest. Harry gulped. He got Hermione and they chased after Dumbledore. Stupefy!

Dumbledore froze. They took him to Madam Pomfrey to see if they could cure him.

"Oh no," she said after five minutes of close inspection.

"What is it?" Harry asked. "Can you cure it? Is it contagious? Should we stay away? Can you check us? Should I stop asking questions?"

"Yes, no, okay, and yes," she responded. "Dumbledore has a rare disease that can only be cured from the blood of a golden bunny."

"Bunny?" Harry asked. "Are you sure?"

"Yes. Now you need to find a bunny in 24 hours or else he will die!"

In ten minutes they found a bunny.

"That was quick," Harry inquired thoughtfully.

Madam Pomfrey looked at the bunny. "It's not a bunny!" she announced. "It's a rabbit!"

"What?" Harry yelled, outraged. "What's the difference?"

"Well, bunnies are sleeker, have less hair, and look cuter."

"Hey!" the rabbit yelled. "I'm very cute!"

"Not cute enough," she responded.

Thus, Harry, Ron, and Hermione set off to find a true golden bunny.

They soon approached a small troll. "Answer my questions and you may pass."

"Rules," he continued. "Each person may only answer one question, no hints."

-First Question: How many points is a golden snitch if the player grabs it?

Harry immediately answered 150.

-Second Question: How does Dumbledore die?

"What?" asked Harry outrageously. "He hasn't died yet!"

"Snape kills him with Avada Kedavera." Hermione responded.

"How did you know that?" asked Harry. "And shouldn't we try to save him?"

"Don't ask," she responded.

-Third Question: When does Harry learn to fight off Dementors?

"Uhh," Ron stutters. "In his third year?"

"Correct," the troll sighs and gives them a golden bunny.

"How did you know we needed a golden bunny?" Harry asked.

The troll swore. "Shoot! I wasn't supposed to do that." He grabbed the bunny and ran.

"Get that troll!" Harry yelled and they chased after him.

Finally, Harry jumped on top of him and wrestled him to the ground. "Give us that bunny!" he yelled.

The troll quickly handed it over and disapparated.

"Good," Hermione said. "Let's bring it to Dumbledore."

They give it to Madam Pomfrey and she injects it into Dumbledore.

The next day, Dumbledore called Harry to his office again.

"Yes sir?" Harry asked.

"Harry Potter!" Harry froze.

"Just kidding!" Dumbledore said, chuckling. "Now what I really called you for: Have you ever heard of something called a Horcux?"

The End

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LOL! Some parts of this story made me laugh, especially the beginning. Hope some parts made you laugh too!