The Melancholy of Kyonko(Kyoko) Izumi
A Suzumiya Haruhi No Yuutsu Fanfic
By: Ichi Okazaki
Disclaimer:
I DO NOT OWN SUZUMIYA HARUHI
NO YUUTSU
OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS.
ALL COPYRIGHT
GOES TO
NAGARU TANIGAWA
FOR CREATING
THIS MARVELOUS SERIES.
Note:
Kyonko is a fanmade genderswap equivalent of Kyon (The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya)
In this story she is Kyon's cousin blessed with psychic powers.
Please go easy on me! This is my first Suzumiya Haruhi No Yuutsu fic, and probably the last.
I have written this way before I wrote the Kuroshitsuji fic "His Master, In Love". I'd have to say that this is pretty good for my first shot at a Suzumiya Haruhi fic...for those who are eagerly awaiting the conclusion of the sequel to my Kuro fic, sorry to disappoint you! (If you're also a Haruhi fan, try checking this out first...)
"His Master, Making A Choice" still isn't going too well...I have made many attempts to finish it. And yet, I kept on failing. I AM TOTALLY ASHAMED to tell you this...but it's totally going on hiatus for quite a long, long while.
Anyway, please just sit back and content yourself with this...
-Ichi Okazaki, a Fruitless Effort-maker :(
CHAPTER ONE: ...just another mysterious transfer student...
Today is an ordinary day once again here in North High Public school.
When I say ordinary, you probably already know what I mean, don't you...?
Yes, today was another ordinary but extraordinary day. Confused? Well, you should know that with Suzumiya Haruhi, no day could ever be ordinary...the type of ordinary that is really plain. Oh, all right, I'm dragging on
here. By now the writer should have thought of some dialogue...
[DIALOGUE...STILL BEING THOUGHT ABOUT...]
"Kyon, I'm bored."
As always, you are bored, Haruhi. I know you too well already. Not to mention, it's sweltering today...I wonder if Asahina-san could manage to wear the usual...?
"Hey, Kyon. Those things you told me about time-travelers, aliens, and espers. How, where, and when did you find all that stuff out?" Haruhi asked, staring out the window. Obviously she wouldn't stop questioning me if I didn't give her a good answer...
Okay, so I was dumbfounded and speechless. The internet? No, she'd just about searched every website in existence recently. Library book? No, Haruhi knows very well that I never even dared to take a step into our school library (but Nagato had brought me there once, to help her check out a very thick book about the galaxy and its hidden wonders...feeling homesick, perhaps...?)
"Driiiiiinnnnngggggg..."
Crap- It's the school bell. Oh well, Haruhi probably didn't expect an answer anyway...
The homeroom teacher came in, along with a girl with dark brown hair and...a striking resemblance to me. No, wait...could it be...?
"Okay, now, Miss...please introduce yourself before you take your seat." the teacher said, as the girl smoothed her skirt. Could she really be...?
"My name is Izumi Kyonko. I will be your new classmate for the new school year. Nice to m-meet you and I hope we could be good friends." the girl said in a determined tone. Oh, she's just my essentric cousin Kyonko who, in a way, is very much like Haruhi...
"She's a cool type." Haruhi piped up from behind me. If only you knew...that she really wasn't.
"Okay, Miss Izumi. Please take your seat beside your cousin, Kyon-kun, and Suzumiya Haruhi. You three could get along."
I wasn't expecting that, Sensei! Did you actually accept her in your class? And besides...how did you know we were related...?
"Kyaaa...that AA+ is your cousin, Kyon? Damn, if only she wasn't, I would've-" Taniguchi piped up. I cut him short, replying, "You're free to hit on- no, I mean...I give you permission." Taniguchi smiled from ear to ear...and saw Sensei's killer glare, making him sit still.
"Cousin Kyon! Long time no see, nyaaa!" Kyonko cried, running over to me and givng me a bone-breaking embrace. The "nyaaa" is her favorite way to make herself interesting- she loves cats and always acts like one. But right now...I am running out of...of...oxygen...! Kyonko, if you don't let go, I'll-
The whole class, including Haruhi, were shaking with laughter. I felt my face going red as Kyonko finally let go and sat on her designated seat. She was still grinning at me.
"Another mysterious transfer student...even if she didn't transfer at the middle of the year. Maybe she didn't like the people in her old school. After all it's only the first week of our second year...ooooh...this is getting sooo exciting!" Haruhi said, her eyes glimmering. I sighed as I watched Kyonko take out a piece of writing paper and scribbled, "Me and My Cousin" in huge Old English letters on top of it...
...I just know that this is another day, with just another mysterious transfer student who will bring many more possible ideas to Haruhi's extraordinary thoughtful brain...
This marks the end of Chapter One. Feeling that this fic is OOC, anyone? It took me two weeks to finish this one. Not bad...probably. For "His Master, Making a Choice", I would take more than that, since it's been left alone for a month or two now. Arghhh... :(
For those who love Kyonko, please do not get offended, for as this fic unravels, she would be partnered with Itsuki Koizumi. Since Suzumiya Haruhi No Yuutsu has a serious LACK, and I mean lack, of bishounens or even average looking guys, what choice do I have? (I have a personal attachment to Koizumi...I love him to BITS! XD)
Next chapter please!
-Ichi Okazaki - Needs More Effort - AND HELP.