Of Fishes and Blondes
-- By Water Lemon --
Summary: Stranded in an island with nothing to eat, Uchiha Sasuke desperately falls in love with a cooked fish. No really, a fish. Rated T: implied SasuNaru drabble -- Crack!sh --
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It was truly horrible, Sasuke thought, scowling at the albatrosses flying in the sky.
There was nothing more miserable than being stuck on an unchartered island in the middle of the ocean. He cursed inwardly as he stubbed his toe on a random shell. He was spacing out more and more often now, his thoughts occupied by a certain pink-haired colleague who arranged a flight to Australia with the cheapest, stingiest airlines one could ever find: Purple Snake Airlines.
Sasuke swore to give her secretary a colorful string of profanities once he gets back to the mainland. But right now, he just wanted to find something to eat.
Trudging despondently at the sand, he spotted smoke rising up from a series of rocks embedded in the white sand only half a kilometer from him. The smell of cooked fish wafted through the air and the Uchiha quickly caught its scent and fell in love as he started towards the rocks.
It doesn't matter if he were to share with the one who caught the aquatic gastronomic delight, as long as he had some food. They should probably consider meeting AND looking at the ever-great Uchiha Sasuke enough compensation for the meal he was going to ask for.
He reached the area in less than 3 minutes and saw a campfire and couple of wet clothes draped on the centermost boulder. It overlooked a beautiful lagoon, but Sasuke didn't notice it. He only took notice of that delicious, fragrant, and glorious-looking fish that was roasting on the fire.
He made a dash towards it and forgot about the rocks and how slippery they were since they were partly submerged by the water.
He slipped gracelessly, falling off the gray boulder like a squid roller-skating off a cliff. He crashed into the water below and cursed as loud as he could. "Geh! What the fucking hell?!"
He stood up grumpily, irritated that the area he landed on was shallow which explains why his butt felt like it was going to pop off any second. Suddenly, there was a splash behind him.
"Eh~ I didn't know there was another survivor!"
The Uchiha prodigy flinched in shock as he turned around and saw a wet, blonde teenager who probably had the same age as him. He reddened up slowly when he realized that the blonde was naked, exposing God's ultimate creation for the whole world to see. (Technically, Sasuke IS the whole world since he's the best and all… Yeah…)
"Ohh, I get it!" the blonde boy blurted out, taking notice of Sasuke's blush and unwavering stare at him. "You smelled the food I was cooking but you're too embarrassed to ask me for it!"
Uchiha Sasuke almost sweatdropped. Almost… because his massive hunger was overtaking his senses.
"Well, it's okay, you can go have some! I was just swimming here to catch some more fish! I'm Uzumaki Naruto by the way!"
Sasuke nodded quickly and ran off almost immediately after Naruto introduced himself, in need of food and a place to nosebleed privately. Needless to say, the fish wasn't the only thing that lightened his mood that day.
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