Hi! Guess what! This is a song! That means that it must have music, which I
have provided! This song is sung to the music of "It's not easy to be me."
You know, the one about super man? But if you haven' t ever heard it, it is
played on a piano and is a bit slow. Anyway, I don't own the "Legend of
Zelda." Or the music that this song is sung by. I DO however own the
lyrics.

I'm only a man
In a freakish green thing
But even hero's have
The right to pee inside their paaaaaAAAaants
When they see.
A monster. In fleeeeeeece..
Ooohhh I'm only a man!
Fighting monsters and things!
When I cuuuuuut they bleeeeeed.
I have a nice car.
And a hamster to feed.
But on the weekends.
I fight some eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.(vil)

Oh it's not easaaaaaayyyy
To beeee.
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!
Cause I'm only a man!
In a scary green skirt!
I'll fight for riiiiight and a brand new shirt
I'm only a man
With a horse that needs cleaned!
Her names Epona and she likes to feed.
On human haaaaaaiiiirrrr she'll make you bald right about there [ points
to to the top of his head]
Yeah! I'm only a man!
Who is not Kokiri!
My underwear is arranged Alphabeticlyyyyy.
Ooooooooooo ooooooo ooooooooo..
Even times heroes
Have the right to bleed.
OOOO ooooo oooooooooooo..
It's not eeeaaasssyyy.
To be.
Liiiiiiiiiiiink!
Well. There it is! And now my sister (flame) has a few words to say:
Wow wow wow that was funky -dunky .Now BREAK DANCING TIME!!
Buhduh fffffffff rr G dog.