Disclaimer- Okies. We totally don't own Twilight. :) We just borrowed the characters for entertainment. But you already knew that.
Me and my friend Jade (hi!) decided to mess around and do a Twilight song parody of the song "Things that Go Bump In The Night" by the Allstars (which we also don't own) because we were bored. This is the result. I hope you think it's halfway okay.
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Beware of the new moon.
Stay away from La Push.
Out come the werewolves.
A spine-chilling woof.
Edward Cullen (repeat x8)
There's a vampire near
Vampire near
But there's no need to fear
No need to fear
Because Edward is here.
Edward is here.
And the Cullens are out.
Edward will save you
And protect you and make you
Spellbound.
Howling and prowling
He's coming to get you and make you
Spellbound.
Chorus
You cannot run and you cannot hide,
Yeah, you gotta face it Bella,
Edward can't read your mind.
Wherever you run and wherever you hide,
Yeah you gotta face it Bella
Edward can't can't can't read your mind.
Tell me who's loving who?
Who's loving who?
It is frustrating too
Frustrating too
There's a wolf in the house
Wolf in the house
And it's creeping me out.
James will come get you
And bite you and make Edward
Mad
Bella is dying and Edward is trying to
Save her.
Chorus
You cannot run and you cannot hide,
Yeah, you gotta face it Bella,
Edward can't read your mind.
Wherever you run and wherever you hide,
Yeah you gotta face it Bella
Edward can't can't can't read your mind.
He can't read,
He can't read,
He can't read, he can't.
He can't read, he can't.
He can't read, he can't.
You cannot run and you cannot hide
Yeah, you gotta face it Bella
Edward can't can't can't read you mind
Chorus
You cannot run and you cannot hide,
Yeah, you gotta face it Bella,
Edward can't read your mind.
Wherever you run and wherever you hide,
Yeah you gotta face it Bella
Edward can't can't can't read your mind.
Can't read your mind.
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And that was an afternoon's worth of entertainment there. I hope that you were mildly entertained as well. And I also can't believe you just spent your valuable time reading that, but there we go. Hopefully, you liked it :P
Thanks for reading it. It would be great if you reviewed. Because... well it's a nice thing to do, isn't it? Please?
And it would also be great if you went and read one of my proper fanfics...
Thanks
Steph and Jade