A.N. My second favorite Jackie/Hyde moment! Hope you enjoy!
disclaimer: My imaginary friends aren't being very nice today, so I don't own That 70's Show
Comforting Jackie
What the hell did Jackie expect of him? Did she not know how he had grown up? That comforting was so not something he could do? Well, now he had to figure out a way to comfort her. But how?
Hmmm. Come Hyde, think like Jackie!
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No! No! Nope, uh huh!
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Well, I guess he could buy her something. Like diamonds? Naw, he only has about 6 bucks.
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Um, he could go yell at her dad in jail, I suppose. Yeah, he was good at making people feel like crap! Jackie was a perfect example.
Damn. Not that either.
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He could let her shoot him. He shook his head. Why is this so hard?
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He ran out of ideas. Shoot. Now she was gonna be mad at him forever and then go back to Kelso. Don't give up Hyde! Not yet!
He scratched his beard.
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His beard.
"Mrs. Forman? Can I borrow one of Red's razors?"
He didn't care. He didn't care that Donna and Forman 'Awwww' ed at him. He didn't!
Because it was only Jackie's reaction he was looking for.
He had to admit, maybe the beard gone wasn't such a bad idea after all.