Things I'm Not Allowed To Do

by TheNeonSkunk

A list of things you'd get in trouble for doing in the House of Anubis! Muahaha... read inside for more First Chapter is a Percy Jackson One, but I promise with the help of some reviewers there'll soon be a House of Anubis One Genre of Comedy ;

Hey fanfiction Friends…

So I was reading a story on a different website and I thought I should make one like it! So you're wondering what this crazy idea is…

THINGS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOUSE OF ANUBIS!

Although I'm not extremely original… so I'm going to need you guys to review and help me out! I'll post a Percy Jackson one as an example.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN PERCY JACKSON OR THIS STORY! IT'S JUST AN EXAMPLE FOR THE TYPE OF STORY I WANT TO DO! AND IT"S VERY FUNNY!

Things I'm not allowed to do at Camp Half-blood.

Thank you to Calypso's guy 45, ThaliaRox364, and PeterJohnsonlover (A/N I'm PeterJohnsonLover ;) ;) hehe) for their big contributions
basically all of theirs made up this.

I am not allowed to sing 'single ladies' when I see any the hunters or Artemis

I will not curse Zeus during a thunder and lightning storm

I will not insult wine in front of Dionysius

I will not ask Artemis to check out eHarmony

I will not post a 'Pony Rides: Five Drachmas' sing on the pegasus stables.

I will not tell the Aphrodite children that People Magazine voted them 'Worst Dressed'

I shall refrain from asking Chiron if he'll give me a horseback ride. Wearing a saddle

I will not tell Grover that I cut down Juniper's tree for firewood.

I will not pat Blackjack and say, "Good Buckbeak."

I will not tell Nico that the Mythomagic trading cards have become valuable collectable items.

I shall not decorate' Thalia's pine tree while singing "Deck The Halls" or "The Twelve Days Of Chrismas" in mid-July.

I will not ask Argus what eye doctor he goes to

I will not refer to Rachel as 'The Creepy Fortune Teller' to new campers.

I will not sing 'Hi-ho Hi-ho! It's off to work we go!" when passing the sons of Hephaestus.

I will not ask saytars if they've ever heard of shaving

I will not ask Chiron how his dad is doing.

I will not sing the my little pony theme song while petting Blackjack

I will not tell new campers that Chiron is Kronos in disguise.

I will refrain from telling Clarise that Percy called her a girly girl and a wimp so he gets beat to a pulp.

I will not tell Aphrodite her shirt clashes with her shoes

I will not tell Poseidon that the oil spill is a new type of black chlorine for his tidepools.

I will not tell Nico that Slipknot has broken up and that Justin Bieber will be their new singer

I shall not sing the SpongeBob theme song whenever some one brings up Poseidon

I will not run after Thalia screaming "OH NO YOUR LEAVES ARE CHANGING COLORS!"

I will not tell Percy and Grover that they would make a good couple

I will not wear a red wig and sing 'Under The Sea' while in the canoe lake.

I will not sing 'U G L Y You ain't got no alibi. You ugly!' when I see Aphrodite's kids

I will not ask Ares how his diet is going

I will not sing 'Fashion' when the Aphrodite kids want to give someone a makeover.

Buying Chiron a picture of Kronos for his birthday and writing 'Best Daddy Ever' at the top is inappropriate.

Unless I wish to look like a porcupine, I will not set Thalia up on a blind date.

I will not go for a joy ride in the sun chariot then blame the over heating of Texas on global warming...

I will not prank call Ares unless I have sudden death wish.

I won't tell Nico Justin Bieber has a crush on him

I will not yell RUN FOREST RUN! when I see a dryad running around:)

If I was to ever meet Melinoe, I cannot sing "Casper the friendly ghost" when I meet her.

I will not tell Juniper that I saw Grover with a blueberry bush

I will not yell "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL" when I see a satyr or Chiron.

I shall not tell Annabeth that her architect teacher said she got an F in designing buildings.

I will resist knocking Clarisse out and giving her to the Aphrodite girls for a makeover.

I will not dress up as Kronos for Halloween

I will not ask Thalia if her religion relies to Treebeard.

I will not teach Dionysus the "your mom" joke. Due to that he will ruin it.

I will not sell tickets to the sea of monsters

I will not bring a bag of fortune cookies and tell everybody I'm the new oracle

So? Review telling me your favorites! And telling me some for House of Anubis! :D (There is also a Harry Potter one, review if you want me to post it.)