Sonic was eating a chilli dog. After eating it, he felt his stomach rumbling.
"I need to take a shit." said Sonic as he pooped on the ground. The hot dog vendor smelled it, and started to barfed on a little girl.
The girl started crying and her mother walked up to the hot dog vendor.
"You piece of shit!" said the mother as she punched the hot dog vendor and sended him flying.
Meanwhile, Amy was skipping on the sidewalk, singing horribly and busted everyone ears, singing. The hot dog vendor then landed on Amy and broke her skull. He also caused Amy's corpse to make a big fart and blinded an car driver.
The car driver accidentally drove on the sidewalk and ran over 9000 people. He also went through a building and caused it to tip over 5 buildings.
Tails was masterbathing to a naked pic of Cream until one of the buildings crushed him and caused his cum to land on the sidewalk.
Some guy accidentally slipped over the cum and dropped his nuke, causing everyone on the whole street to die.
During all of this. Sonic, who for some fucking reason is still alive was finished taking his dump. "That was a good shit." said Sonic. When he got up, he saw the whole street on fire. "What the fuck happened here?" said Sonic
The End