Crarl: The Forbidden One
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING! FOR I AM A HOMELESS BUM UNDER THE BRIDGE AND THIS IS MY CHEESE! wait. That means I have cheese and a box. ooohhh =^___^=
Summary: STAY AWAY! X____________________________x
Set In: Chamber of Azkaban
In the beginning...
All was well. Or was it? YOU TELL ME!! wait. I am getting off subject. Truth is, I don't know. 'TIS A LIE! I was there! HAHA! So I will tell... rar.
It was a DAMN COLD NIGHT! TRYIN' TAH FIGURE OUT THIS LIFE! WON'T YOU! TAKE ME BY THE HAND TAKE ME SOMEWHERE NEW! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I--- oh, right. ^^; wee heee....so AnYWAyS! It was cold and some shit happened. Bad shit. Freaky, bad shit. YaY! At Hogwarts (you know the rest, DAMNIT! ___)
Harry: HEYHEY RON WEASLY!
Ron: Hi Harry. What's up?
Harry: NOTHING MUCH, RON WEASLY! HOW ARE YOU DOING ON THIS FINE AND DANDY DAY?!
Ron: I'm fine, Harry, thanks for asking.
Harry: NO PROBLEM, RON WEASLY!
Ron: ...right then.
Harry: LET'S GO FOR A WALK IN A VERY SUSPICIOUS PLACE, RON WEASLY!
Ron: =shrugs= Sure.
They walk off...and THEN?!
Harry: ssshhh, RON WEASLY!
Ron: =says nothing=
Harry: CAN'T YOU HEAR THAT, RON WEASLY?!
Ron: =quirks an eyebrow=
Harry: SOMETHING'S LURKING, RON WEASLY!
Something: =lurks=
Ron: Huh?
Harry: Something. It's lurking.
Ron: We've established that.
Harry: IT'S HEADED TOWARDS THE RAVENPUFFS, RON WEASLY! QUICK, RON WEASLY! RUN AFTER SOMETHING! =scuttles off like a crab=
Ron: =looks around= =looks around somemore= =licks the floor= =follows Harry=
Harry: =runs full-body at the Ravenpuffs= RUN, RAVENPUFFS! SAVE YOURSELFS, RAVENPUFFS! SOMETHING IS AFTER YOU, RAVENPUFFS!
Ravenpuffs: =screech and run off in different directions, many running into walls and rendering themselves unconscious=
Harry: WHEW, RON WEASLY! WE DID IT, RON WEASLY! THAT WAS GREAT RON WEA- Ron?
Ron: =eyes appear around corner=
Harry: MY GOSH, RON WEASLY! IT'S YOUR EYES, RON WEASLY!
Ron: No, really?
Harry: Really.
Ron: I see...
Harry: NO YOU DON'T! YOUR EYES HAVE ESCAPED! =does the hokey-pokey=
Ron: So what was that you heard...
Harry: YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE SELF IN!
Ron: It might've been dangerous...
Harry: YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE SELF OUT!
Ron: It could have really hurt those Ravenpuffs back there...
Harry: YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE SELF IN!
Ron: I wonder if it has fangs...
Harry: AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!
Ron: =laughs= I bet Hagrid'd like it.
Harry: YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF ABOUT!
Ron: Well, we better get back to the Gryffinerin Common Room, don't you think, Harry?
Harry: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! CHOO CHOO!
Ron: Harry?
Harry: YES, RON WEASLY?!
Ron: Back to the common room!
Harry: RIGHT, RON WEASLY!
Then they re-enter the Gryffinerin Common Room...AND THEN?!
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A/N: Next time...MOANING FREAKIN' MYRTLE! WHOOOOO!!! =dies=
PRAY TO YOUR LORDSHIP!
and leave.
a nOTE! ^__~
or go away.
AND NEVER COME BACK!
Steal This Album!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING! FOR I AM A HOMELESS BUM UNDER THE BRIDGE AND THIS IS MY CHEESE! wait. That means I have cheese and a box. ooohhh =^___^=
Summary: STAY AWAY! X____________________________x
Set In: Chamber of Azkaban
In the beginning...
All was well. Or was it? YOU TELL ME!! wait. I am getting off subject. Truth is, I don't know. 'TIS A LIE! I was there! HAHA! So I will tell... rar.
It was a DAMN COLD NIGHT! TRYIN' TAH FIGURE OUT THIS LIFE! WON'T YOU! TAKE ME BY THE HAND TAKE ME SOMEWHERE NEW! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I--- oh, right. ^^; wee heee....so AnYWAyS! It was cold and some shit happened. Bad shit. Freaky, bad shit. YaY! At Hogwarts (you know the rest, DAMNIT! ___)
Harry: HEYHEY RON WEASLY!
Ron: Hi Harry. What's up?
Harry: NOTHING MUCH, RON WEASLY! HOW ARE YOU DOING ON THIS FINE AND DANDY DAY?!
Ron: I'm fine, Harry, thanks for asking.
Harry: NO PROBLEM, RON WEASLY!
Ron: ...right then.
Harry: LET'S GO FOR A WALK IN A VERY SUSPICIOUS PLACE, RON WEASLY!
Ron: =shrugs= Sure.
They walk off...and THEN?!
Harry: ssshhh, RON WEASLY!
Ron: =says nothing=
Harry: CAN'T YOU HEAR THAT, RON WEASLY?!
Ron: =quirks an eyebrow=
Harry: SOMETHING'S LURKING, RON WEASLY!
Something: =lurks=
Ron: Huh?
Harry: Something. It's lurking.
Ron: We've established that.
Harry: IT'S HEADED TOWARDS THE RAVENPUFFS, RON WEASLY! QUICK, RON WEASLY! RUN AFTER SOMETHING! =scuttles off like a crab=
Ron: =looks around= =looks around somemore= =licks the floor= =follows Harry=
Harry: =runs full-body at the Ravenpuffs= RUN, RAVENPUFFS! SAVE YOURSELFS, RAVENPUFFS! SOMETHING IS AFTER YOU, RAVENPUFFS!
Ravenpuffs: =screech and run off in different directions, many running into walls and rendering themselves unconscious=
Harry: WHEW, RON WEASLY! WE DID IT, RON WEASLY! THAT WAS GREAT RON WEA- Ron?
Ron: =eyes appear around corner=
Harry: MY GOSH, RON WEASLY! IT'S YOUR EYES, RON WEASLY!
Ron: No, really?
Harry: Really.
Ron: I see...
Harry: NO YOU DON'T! YOUR EYES HAVE ESCAPED! =does the hokey-pokey=
Ron: So what was that you heard...
Harry: YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE SELF IN!
Ron: It might've been dangerous...
Harry: YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE SELF OUT!
Ron: It could have really hurt those Ravenpuffs back there...
Harry: YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE SELF IN!
Ron: I wonder if it has fangs...
Harry: AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!
Ron: =laughs= I bet Hagrid'd like it.
Harry: YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF ABOUT!
Ron: Well, we better get back to the Gryffinerin Common Room, don't you think, Harry?
Harry: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! CHOO CHOO!
Ron: Harry?
Harry: YES, RON WEASLY?!
Ron: Back to the common room!
Harry: RIGHT, RON WEASLY!
Then they re-enter the Gryffinerin Common Room...AND THEN?!
**************************************************************************** *
A/N: Next time...MOANING FREAKIN' MYRTLE! WHOOOOO!!! =dies=
PRAY TO YOUR LORDSHIP!
and leave.
a nOTE! ^__~
or go away.
AND NEVER COME BACK!
Steal This Album!