Heaven and Hell

I watched this funny program about two best friends who died and got sent to heaven and one to hell and I thought- that could be Goku and Vegeta! All I've copied from it is the fact that one of them is sent to Heaven, and one to hell, because apart from that idea, the program was total crap. Well on with it then!

There is a super evil creature trying to take over Earth and Goku and Vegeta are both killed trying to beat him. Goku goes to Heaven and Vegeta goes to hell.

What is going on on Earth now? And what will Goku and Vegeta make of their new surroundings?

P.s, Otherworld doesn't exist, and this is the first time either Saiyans have been dead. So it's totally different.

Goku's eyes fluttered open and he gasped, jumping to his feet, expecting to see the evil creature he had been fighting infront of him. He frowned when all he saw was white. As his eyes adjusted to the brilliance of the light surrounding him, he saw…clouds? Yes clouds! And huge white buildings reaching up as far as you could see. Oddly, the buildings had no doors or windows…

"Where am I?" he asked.

"You're dead mate." Goku jolted and spun swiftly around, ki blast aimed straight at the person who had spoken. The being yelped and jumped backwards. "Easy!" Goku lowered his hand. He being was about half of Goku's size, covered in green fur with huge red eyes. The creature's words finally sunk in.

"I'm dead?!"

"Yep. That's right. You're an angel now!" a golden light enveloped Goku and a strange feeling of inner peace coursed through his body, but it left as quickly as it had come. "There we go!" Goku frowned. What just happened? He looked down at himself and saw he was wearing a long white robe.

"What?!"

"It's just a standard thing. Robe. Wings. Halo. Normal stuff." Indeed, the green fuzzball was also dressed in the same.

"No! I need to get back to Earth!"

"Earth is going to be fine…Er…apart from it being ruled by an evil tyrant of course."

"WHAT?!"

"You really like that word don'tcha?" he grinned. "I'm Feshin!"

"I'm sure that's wonderful, but I really need to find Vegeta and get back to Earth! We have to help!"

"Vegeta? He's gone to hell mate. Impure soul. Terrible." Feshin sighed and shook his fuzzy head.

"Hell? Oh boy…"

"Yeah. Well, I've been assigned to show you round heaven. Can't have you getting lost can we?" Goku made to protest. "There's nothing you can do for Earth. Your time there is up. Let me show you to your new house." Goku sighed, resigned to following Feshin up and through a layer of clouds.

"Where're we going Fuzz?"

"My name is Feshin! We're going to your new flat." It turned out that the building that reached up forever was a block of flats. "You see, the section of heaven we were just in is for incoming souls. Angles that have been here for a few thousand years and know the place well are summoned to help the newbies around until they know the place too. This level is where you'll be living." Feshin showed Goku to his apartment, which was on the thirtieth floor. "We know you can use instant translocation, and people who can do that are given higher up apartments so people who can't don't have to walk, or fly so far. See?"

"I suppose so."

"Good." Feshin handed Goku the key to his apartment. "I'll leave you to get acquainted. If you want anything from Earth, just ask! When you want to explore some more, just come on out and I'll be waiting for you!"

"Ok…2 Goku entered his apartment slowly, taking in his surroundings. Everything was white. There was a note fixed to the inside of the door. It said:

For wall decoration, say paint followed by the colour(s) you want. Any other things that you want,

Just speak them. You are limited to four things you didn't own in a previous life, but unlimited

Possessions from Earth No living people.

Goku sighed. Ok, here goes…

"Paint…er…Orange?" the whole room turned orange. "Cool! Ok, paint light orange at the top, slowly getting darker orange to the bottom!" he waited until it was done and grinned. Maybe this wasn't so bad after all. "Can I have my bed, dresser, wardrobe, and all other furniture from my bedroom please?" an oak door appeared to his left. Goku opened it and smiled. A replica of his entire bedroom had been created. "Just do up the whole house like my old house, but keep the orange paint and give me blue coloured bathrooms. Oh, and can I have a gravity room joined to the kitchen as well?" all said and done. Goku was amazed. Was the house alive or something?

After an hour getting used to everything (which, even though it was more or less his house, was surprisingly difficult.) Goku stepped outside again. Feshin appeared infront of him.

"Happy?"

"As happy as I'm going to be." Goku said, giving him a half smile.

"Don't worry. It gets better. After a while it becomes your home. And anyway, as long as your family and friends have pure souls too, you'll see them again. When they die." Goku nodded. "Right. Lets show you the next level."

The next level was for shopping.

"This is Heaven's Shopping Mall." Feshin said. It was a gigantic white building, thousands of storeys high. They entered through the glass front doors and Goku's mouth dropped open. The place was packed with food! "This floor this the food store. If you want something, just go to the receptionist and she'll tell you where it is. If it's on another floor, you have to go up and get it."

"What do I pay for the stuff with?"

"You get a job and at the end of every week, you get a pay check." Goku gave him a surprised look. "Hey, even angels have jobs. But don't worry, they're easy as pie and pay ten times better than any job you could get when you were alive.

'As soon as you left your apartment, the changes you made to it were saved. You can't make any more to it free of charge. You're settled in now, and any changes to colour or decoration you want now, you have to pay for and do yourself."

"Oh." Goku was desperately trying of remember all that he was being told.

"Am I going too fast for you? I was warned that you were quite stupid." Goku grinned embarrassedly.

"Eheheh just a bit…"

Suddenly, sirens went off, turning the whole place red every now and then.

"Uh oh. A Devil's trying to get in."

"Huh?"

"Every now and then a Devil comes thinking he can take over. I have to go sort it out."

"Let me come with you." Feshin paused.

"Well…ok then." He ran from the building and dived through the cloud floor, Goku in hot pursuit. When they reached the ground level, Goku saw a hoard of Angels trying to hold back someone he couldn't see.

"I DEMAND TO SEE KAKAROTT!"

"Vegeta?" Goku pushed his way through the crowd. Sure enough, it was Vegeta! Jesus Christ what was he wearing?!

"Kakarott!" The angels released him and he marched right up to Goku. "Look what they've got you wearing!"

"At least it covers me!" Goku said, laughing hard. Vegeta was dressed in a one-piece red leather suit that was as tight fitting as it could get. There was a large cut down the middle in the front that exposed Vegeta's neck, chest, right down to his hips. It stopped literally centimetres from his ***k, and Goku was amazed that Vegeta's…you know what wasn't showing! He had red horns growing out of the sides of his head, and a Devil's tail. Vegeta scowled.

"Shut the fuck up Kakarott!" Goku stopped laughing, but was still grinning broadly. Feshin walked up beside Goku.

"You should be here Devil! This place isn't for the likes of you!"

"Aww come on Fuzz! Can he just stay up here a little while? As a favour to me?" Goku could tell Feshin was seriously considering it-until a group of Devils ran up to them.

"We're sorry about this! The little bastard hasn't even been to Hell yet. He ran from the fire gates all the way up here!" three of the Devils grabbed Vegeta by the arms and waist and dragged him backwards.

"Will you do something Kakarott?!" Goku rubbed the back of his neck and gave him a 'what can I do?' look. Vegeta glared at him. "KAKAROTT!" the hoard of angels departed leaving Goku and Feshin alone. Feshin sighed.

"Sorry about that Goku."

"Hey uh…what's hell like? Will he be ok?" Feshin snorted.

"Of course not."

Vegeta was dragged all the way back to The gates of hell. He was thrown to the ground infront of the fire gates as they opened, and was kicked in. he was then just left there. Vegeta got to his feet, looking around desolately. So this was the end. This was where he was going to spend the rest of eternity. Alone. Lost. Hungry. His stomach illustrated the point by growling. He sighed.

"Well well well. Look what the Guard kicked in." he spun around to see Freiza, Cell, The Ginyu force and several of Frieza's men with them. They were all dressed the same. "Prince Vegeta. So nice of you to join us. We needed a new punch bag." Freiza smirked evilly. "Boys, exterminate the pitiful Saiyan."

Goku flew back to his apartment, using his new wings. It was strange how incredibly natural it felt to be using them. He was really worried about Vegeta though. All alone in Hell. The way Feshin talked about it, it was terrible. Just a barren wasteland where you had to forage for food and use a hole in the rock as shelter. The rain didn't come very often, but when it did, it flooded the land and you had to wait to months before it was ok for you to go 'home.' He sighed, poor Vegeta.

There had to be something he could do!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~