Yaoi-chan- I got the idea for this fiction by…. drinking…. Sunkist! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN! Beware the crappyness! I thought of this concept for a story and here you go! I hope you all enjoy it! Naruto is not mine. I'm too poor to even IMAGINE to own it! I'm pathetic! I'm mentally getting ready for bad reviews on this… Ehehehe…This isn't beta'd.

This story contains the following couples: KakaIru, KisaIta, ShinoKiba, NaruSasu, NaruSaku, LeeGaa, ChouShika, and a hinted SuiSasu and InoSaku. These couples play a role here and if you don't like the couples and refuse to read it because of them, oh well. That's your choice I guess… Thank you and good morning. (its 12:30 AM! Teehee!)

Chapter one

Sasuke sneered at the house in front of him. It was a wood cabin somewhere in Minnesota with a large field across the street and a lake behind the house. There were five dogs sniffing his tripp pants and a cat mewed up at him. Itachi stood beside him and watched Kisame unpack the things in the trunk with the help of Kakashi. They walked up to the porch and through the door. Iruka then came out and ran to them. Itachi hugged him first.

Iruka smiled at Sasuke and hugged him. "Oh, Sasuke! I haven't seen you since you came up to my thigh! How are you?!" Iruka was obviously happy to see him. Sasuke hugged back. "I'm… okay, I guess…" Sasuke replied, quietly. They walked up to the house, Itachi and Iruka chatting away; Sasuke looked around. The house was red and it had both Japanese and American flags on either side of the porch. It was pretty nice, but not something Sasuke ever wanted to live in.

Once he walked into the house, there was a small corridor where you take off your shoes, coats, umbrellas, ect., and Sasuke looked at the embroidered sign that said "Home Sweet Home" above the entrance of the main part of the house. The sign had blue birds and flowers around it. It, almost, made Sasuke sick. Itachi noticed it. "Iruka! Did you do that?!" Iruka smiled and nodded. "It didn't take that long, actually. Only two days." Itachi smiled back. "Could you teach me? Please Iruka?!" He begged. Sasuke rolled his eyes when Iruka nodded and Itachi went crazy.

Sasuke passed them and walked inside the house. Inside, to his right, was the living room with a big screened television, DVD player, Wii, Ps3, and a shelves with pictures, knick-knacks, and photography equipment. To his left was the kitchen, dinning room, bathroom, and a pantry. And straight in front of him was stairs leading upwards and the basement stairs. It was rather cool in the house; summertime in Minnesota could get brutal. Then Iruka and Itachi came into the house, as well. "What do you think, Sasu-chan?" Iruka smiled. Sasuke nodded. "I like it…" He looked at Iruka's smiling face and gave a small smirk.

Kakashi entered and escorted Itachi and Sasuke to their rooms. Itachi, quickly gave Kakashi a hug, however, before they went. "Itachi-chan, you and Kisame-sama will be upstairs in the guest room. Your things are already up there and your bed is made. Sasuke-chan, you'll be bunking with Naruto." Sasuke groaned silently. Itachi elbowed him to get him to stop. "That seems nice, Kakashi-sama." Itachi smiled. "Is he here?"

"No. He went boating with his friends on Lake Pelican and they're going to A&W after that. Naruto should be back by morning." Kakashi smiled. After Itachi was in his room, Kakashi showed Sasuke to his room. It was small, but big enough for two boys. His bags were on the floor and a trunk was by the head of his part of the bunk beds. Another was on the opposite side by the ladder to the top. "Make yourself comfortable. Dinner should be done soon." then Kakashi left.

Sasuke looked around the room. Fox things were everywhere, as well as camouflage and picture of Naruto hunting. There was a wolf skin on the wall by Naruto's bed and several pictures of the animals he killed. There were also pictures of Naruto and Sasuke in the younger days. In one picture, Naruto and Sasuke held up two baby fish, ten thousand watt smiles across their faces. Sasuke was taller than Naruto at the time and he wondered if the Dobe had grown or not. He looked good in his more recent pictures. The most recent one was 2005. Sasuke looked even more.

Then supper, then Sasuke started to unpack, then he laid in the bottom bunk. He wrote a note to Naruto and slipped it underneath Naruto's pillow. Sasuke then turned out the light and slept.

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When Sasuke woke up, it was to loud music outside the door. He cursed as he looked at the time, 4:38 AM, and stumbled outside. Out there, he saw a figure lifting weights. The bass from the Eminem CD shook the house. "Hey!" Sasuke tried to yell over the music but it didn't work. He yelled again. Nothing happened. Sasuke then turned off the stereo and then yelled," What do think you're doing?!" Then the figure got up. His long blond hair trailed down his back and he wiped his forehead off.

"Hiya, Sasu-chan." He smiled. Sasuke glared at him. "Who the hell?! Why do you know my name?!" The man got up and looked at Sasuke. "That can't be you, Sasuke? Is it?" Sasuke crossed his arms over his chest. "Depends on who's asking!" He growled. The man smiled. "You haven't changed, Sasuke-chan!" Sasuke stepped back. "I-it can't be… Naruto?!"

The man nodded. "I can't believe you're here! Never really thought you'd wanna come here." Sasuke's expression changed. "I… I didn't…" Naruto looked a little hurt. "Oh… you wanted to stay in Japan, eh?" Sasuke nodded. "With… with my boyfriend, Suigetsu." Naruto smiled, trying to hide pain. "Well, I'm… I'm glad you're here." Naruto went upstairs and Sasuke heard the bathroom door shut. Sasuke went back to bed.

A few minutes later, Naruto came in and saw Sasuke. He'd just taken a shower. (He's in blue jeans and shirtless.) "I found the note you left me." Sasuke nodded. Naruto picked up Sasuke's guitar and eyed it. "Nice. An acoustic. I've always wanted to play one… May I?" Sasuke nodded. Naruto sat by Sasuke's feet and strummed it. It was so professional, Sasuke almost yelled out. "You… never played one before? Right?" Naruto shook his head. "How was that?" He asked Sasuke after he finished. Sasuke smiled. "Perfect…" Naruto stood.

"I'm happy you came… I've missed you…" Naruto said. Sasuke averted his gaze to his hands. "Me too… I seriously couldn't tell it was you. You got tattoos on your checks, now, eh? I got one myself." Naruto smiled. "I didn't recognize you, either. Your hair grew out and your eyes have gotten darker. And you grew." Sasuke stood. "You too." Naruto stood a foot taller than Sasuke, making Sasuke come up to Naruto's chest. His toned, tan chest. "You've also gotten rid of that little kid fat you had, I see." Sasuke smiled eyeing Naruto's abs and arms.

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Uh… thanks?" Sasuke got up. He walked to his trunk and opened it. "Where are we going today then?" Naruto asked. Sasuke shrugged. Naruto then said, "Yes! That's right! The guys asked for a bon fire tonight at Pelican! Wanna go, Sasuke?" Sasuke thought for as second and agreed.

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Naruto and Sasuke were, now, on their way to pick everyone up. Naruto turned a corner and started to talk. "Okay, Sasuke…" He started. "You have to know something about these guys: they're bi and gay also. Shikamaru is the one with a pony-tail, of the guys. Chouji, his boy friend, is the fat one. Neji has long brown hair. Lee has a bowl cut and an obsession with very young things… Gaara is more laid back and is Lee's uke. He's the red head. Kiba is the dog lover and is uke to Shino, the bug lover. Now the girls: Ino, Temari, Hinata, Tenten, and Sakura… my girlfriend…"

Yaoi-chan: CLIFF HANGER!! How will Sasuke react? Happy? Sad? You'll have to read to find out, now wont you?! Yes, I know this place. I'm just special like that! I hoped you liked this! Gawd this chapter was rushed! Sorry! I hope you read on anyway! R&R!