Title: Just Another Frog, or Prince Charming in Disguise?

Author: Melissa aka Mel aka Queen Mab 319

Rating: PG 13 currently for some vulgar language

Distribution: Ask

Spoilers: none that I know of

Disclaimer; I own nothing except the story idea.

Summary: Lita has come upon a dry spell in her love life. She hasn't dated in months. So what happens when her friends take it upon themselves to set her up on dates with frogs in a search for her prince charming? What will her reaction be? Who will prince charming turn out to be?

Pairings: Lita/undecided, others?

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"God I hate men. Why can't one of them just be a nice guy?" The exacerbated voice of one Lita Dumas as she made her way through the hotel lobby, ignoring the looks she received from the various guests and WWE personnel.

Lita pushed some hair out of her face as she stalked across to the elevators. Lita had just arrived in town, having taken a cab from the airport. She'd arrived later than the other superstars as she had been making appearances by herself at several car shows.

Lita had been dressed in jeans and a plain white t-shirt with a pair of sunglasses on her face, her red hair loose around her face.

Lita waited for the elevator to ding before entering it and using the lack of companionship in it to reflect on her day.

Her entire experience thus far had been shitty. The flight attendant, a male wrestling fan, had refused to give her a second water saying she should be fine and asking her why she would cheat on such a nice guy as Matt Hardy seemed to be.

Lita just rolled her eyes, turned up her ipod and zoned out.

The next encounter was a baggage handler who had cat called at her, saying why don't you take it off baby since you seem to enjoy doing it for anybody these days.

Finally the cab driver capped it all off. He'd seemed like a nice guy, making small talk with her in the cab, asking why she was in town, talking about the weather. Then they had arrived at the hotel and he asked for her number and asked if he could see her while she was in town. Lita had politely refused, but the cabby couldn't be shaken off. He had persisted until Lita had told him to bugger off. He had called her a frigid witch and driven off in haste.

That was the last straw. Men in Lita's opinion sucked. They had no redeeming qualities. She'd been with the womanizer Hardy for six years to long, then she had been duped by Edge and now she was tied of men. Ever since the whole illicit affair/cheating situation had come to a head, most men steered clear of Lita. She was unsure if it was from fear of her loose morals, as some put it or the fear of catching one of the diseases Cena accused her of having.

The elevator dinged announcing Lita's arrival on her floor, pulling her from her thoughts and reflections. She exited and made her way to her room that she was sharing this time with Candice Michelle. Lita had taken a liking to the diva when she had been brought up to the Raw roster and it had been reciprocated. Now the women were good friends and roomed together on the road to save money and have a person to hang with.

As Lita raised her hand to knock, she silently vowed she was through with men forever. She was better off without a man to ruin her life; her past was a clear illustration of that.

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Short beginning I know. If you like it, tell me so by reviewing and who knows maybe the next part will be along soon. Mel