Whoa! *thud!*

By: CherryBlossomSakura

Disclaimer: I don't own Card Captors! CLAMP does. Don't sue or flame me, this is my fifth fic posted! And it's humor. The card belongs to me as well; I mean the one I made. One more thing, this fic uses dubbed names. No flames please, and, I hope you enjoy! Sorry if this is short for you. I hate chapters; people get lost in reading them! R+R!!!!!!

Key:

thoughts

"talking"

~*~scene change~*~

*flashback* (I don't think I'll be using them.)

(A/N:) author's note

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~*~During P.E. and Cheerleading practice~*~

SHOVE! "Ow!" "Oops, sorry Sakura." "It's ok Chelsea..." said Sakura as Chelsea helped her up. They had to go for Cheerleading practice. When all the cheerleaders were out after they had changed, they stood in their order on the platform. Li was gawking at Sakura. (A/N: Little S+S.) Then Nikki started shoving other people, then before they knew it; everyone on the platform was shoving! The teacher tried to stop them. Poor Sakura was in the corner. Li and Sakura had sensed a Clow Card then also.

Sakura was then shoved. SHOVE! "Whoa! Whoa! Waaa!!!" Sakura fell off. Luckily, Li ran fast enough to break the sound barrier to the rescue! (A/N: Whoa. o.o;;; He used Dash FYI.) Li caught Sakura right before she hit the ground. "Uhh, thanks Li." "No problem Sakura." He was blushing a bit. Sakura had question marks popping up all over her head.

Before they knew it, they were shoving too! Then the whole school was shoving! Shove here, shove there. SHOVE! SHOVE! SHOVE! It was annoying all the teachers, so everyone was sent home early.

~*~Sakura's Place~*~

Sakura picked up the phone and called Madison. "Hello?" "May I speak to Madison Taylor?" "Sakura?" "Hey Madison, can we meet in 10 at the park? I think there's a Clow Card around." "Sure. See ya later." *click*

"Where ya goin' Sakura?" To meet Madison Kero. "Oh, ok." Kero then flew to the TV and started playing his games. It seemed like he had to keep his eyes on the screen or it would be the end of the world! (A/N: Heehee. o.o;;)

Madison showed Sakura her new battle costume. It was kinda bizarre and hard to explain to someone what it looked like if they hadn't seen it before. Sakura put it on, and was ready to battle. Li then appeared. Sakura and Li started shoving each other. SHOVE! "OW!" SHOVE! SHOVE! "Hooeeee!!!"

Sakura said the magic words. "Oh Key Of Clow; Power Of Magic, Power Of Light, Surrender The Wand, The Force Ignite! Release!" As soon as Sakura's hands moved downwards, the key morphed into the Clow Wand.

With that, she called upon the Wham! Card. (A/N: Yes you have to read my silly card fics all in order.) "Wham! Card, release and disspell! Release!" The Wham! Card then made the Shove run into things. (A/N: Ouch.)

It kept running into things, over and over. WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! This sound made Sakura shudder. Li put his arms around Sakura to assure her she won't run into things. The Shove Card then revealed it's true form and Sakura jumped up. It looked like Poke, but the hand was not a pointing hand, it showed the palm. (A/N: You know what I mean.)

The Shove Card was very weak. Sakura returned Wham!. "Shove Card, return to your power confined! Shove Card!" The Shove Card then turned into a card.

"Great job Sakura!" Madison said as they walked home. Li and Sakura gave each other a little kiss. Sakura gave him a nice big SHOVE! "HEY! What was that for?!?!?!" Sakura walked off giggling. She then ran into a telephone pole. WHAM! "HOOEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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The Shove Card idea all came from myself. Pretty good eh? E-mail me at CCSakura_Kinomoto@yahoo.com, you can IM my ID, or IM my AIM screen name: CherryBlossomCS. IM DigiDestinHiKari to get me incase! Please R+R! And sorry if it was short. I used to be able to write long ones!