I disclaim, not mine, if it was, Voldemort would win. I suggest you read 'Purple side' to better get the meaning.

A few days after the first correspondence….

LV,

It's amusing how no one noticed for a better part of a century. What is even more hilarious is that you, (and I quote) 'one of the most brilliant student Hogwarts has ever seen' seemed to have missed it entirely. What am I blabbering on about?

DUMBELDORE IS INSANE!!!!

Figures, isn't it?

After your wonderful letter to our esteemed (?) headmaster (tattle-tale!), He decided that: no, Harry Potter needs to fight every little evil in this world and that he must do it according to my beliefs. So when I say Love shall end Tom, then Love will do it. Since when have I ever been wrong? (No, I shall not list, since going over to the Purple Side, I have decided that parchments fall under 'cruelty to animals' and thus will not waste it with my, more than usual, incessant rambling.)

Two words: Soul Bonds

Did you get that shiver down your spine yet Tommy-tum-tum?

No? Very well, I shall go on.

Let's do a little history recap shall we? What does soul bonds need to activate? At the primal level its blood, soul and magic.

We share all.

What?! You say?

Someone just shared with me that the night you killed my parents, a piece of your soul blasted off from the whole (?) and latched onto the only living being in the room. I am an unintended horcrux. There goes the soul part. And I don't think I even need to dignify the blood part with an explanation. Then comes the magic part: apparently we have so compatible magic that we share BROTHER wands.

There goes my future life with Ginny.

After six years in the magical world, someone just realized that now was the time to tell me that I have an evil parasitic soul within me. Four years after that fiasco with Ginny and the diary. It's only sensible explanation that you can't spell someone's name without 'D-U-M-B'.

And what do soul bonds equal in the magical world?

*drum roll*

MARRIAGE!

As soon as I am seventeen, it shall be legal.

As you can see I have, incredibly, restrained my temper with you. I shall leave the 'plot, torture, murder and pillage' of a certain someone to my better half.

As it is, I have cookies in the oven. They are a Lovegood specialty.

Ta!

The Purple Lord

Aka, the Dark Lord's soul bonded according to a certain someone

Ps. Luna helped me with the whole 'snap out of my incoherent spluttering' I suggest you find someone to help you too. Preferably someone experienced with the Purple Arts.

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LV,

Ha! Take that!

Let it never be said that I, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, will take anything lying down.

Don't mess with the original Bogey-man!

MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Good luck trying to get out of this, *snort*, you'll need it

Dumbledore

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So what shall our Dark Lord, who as much 'bats for the home team' as our Purple Lord, that is to say, doesn't; do?

And will our Purple Lord remain standing after eating those cookies?

Should I write a sequel? Voldemort's response?

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