Master Hermione gone with friends to Hogsmeade for the day. My feathered friend Hedwig is out delivering a letter. I am all alone in the Gryffindor Tower. Oh what fun. I stretch from my position by the window. I hop down and head towards the Boys Room. I have lots of fun in the boys room.

The boy named Seamus usually hides goodies under his bed. Let's see what he has today. Ah damn, chocolate. I can't have chocolate. Moron. Still, i can use this. I pick it up and drag it to Weasley's bed. That should stir up some fun. Hmmm. Weasley left trunk open. Let's give him some fur to wear. I rub myself all over his black robes till they are covered in fur. Ah that should do it.

Longbottom left his wand behind again. Moron. Lets leave it under Dean's bed. He won't find it for a week.

Ooooh, something smells good from Potters trunk. Damn, he locked it again. Smart boy. Still, i am smarter. Claws don't fail me now. Ahhh success. Now what is smart boy hiding. Ooooh cat treats for christmas. Well since they are for me anyway i'm sure he won't mind i eat some now.

Now let's go see if i can find someone to give me a back scratch. Ah wait. Moron Weasley stepped on my tail yesterday. Clumsy buffoon. Let's take a tinkle under his pillow. Ahhhhhhh that should piss him off.

Oooh i sense Fred downstairs. He gives great scratches. Ahhh it it Fred. I must hop on his lap. Don't ignore me ginger scratch my damn back! Ahhh there we go. His twin George scratches my ears. I am in heaven.

Oh look Master Hermione and friends are back. I hop off Fred's lap and run to master. She picks me up and gives me a treat from her pocket. I love Master Hermione. The boys head upstairs. It is only a matter of time.

" DAMN IT RON! WHY YOU KNICKING MY CHOCOLATE?" Seamus yelled.

" I DIDN'T KNICK YOUR FUCKING CHOCOLATE, YOU MUST HAVE LEFT IT ON MY BED. WHAT IS THAT FUCKING SMELL?" Ron yelled.

" CAN YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF AND HELP ME FIND MY WAND?" Longbottom yelled over them.

Potter comes down stairs grinning. He has treat bag in his hand.

" Here crookshanks, since you snuck into my trunk and found your present i will let you have it early." Potter handed it to Hermione and laughed, scratching my ears. " You have been having fun in the boys tower again haven't you?" He smiled as Hermione groaned.

" Crookshanks, must you taunt those boys so much?" She set me down and walked towards the couch.

Five….

" WHAT THA?" RON Yelled.

Four….

" FUCKING HELL!" He Yelled again.

Three…

I could hear footsteps running down stairs.

Two…

Ron comes into the common room. Nice shade of red.

One…

"CROOKSHANKS YOU EVIL FUCKER COME HERE!" He yells again running toward me.

"Petrificus Totalus!" Hermione yelled, stopping Weasley in his tracks.

Ahhhh i love Saturdays.