Before he flies

Right now, he's probably snowboardin' with the hot little nurse and he's probably getting smokey

Right now, he's probably flying in to the snow bank and turning it into a Jacuzzi

Right now, he's probably running into Doom's medical facility in a little pink coat

And he don't know

That he has the ability to fly

By covering his body in bright, orange flame

Gave them names at the X games

Took a flying leap to save his sister

Lighting up the New York sky

Maybe next time he'll think before he flies

Right now, he's probably put on the town picking up chicks and getting into trouble

Right now, he's probably diving off the balcony to divert Doom's missle

Right now, he's probably fighting with the others to defeat Doom

And he don't know

Chorus

He might of saved a little trouble for the next time. Cause the next time that he flies he might not be so lucky

Chorus

O Johnny

O Johnny, O Johnny

How lovely are your assets

O Johnny, O Johnny

Sporting that skin tight suit

Flaming on as you fly

Lighting up the dark night sky

O Johnny, O Johnny

How lovely are your assets

O Johnny, O Johnny