Discliamer: Not mine cries
A/N: This came to me out of the blue, theres still one more chapter for it. This contains a tiny bit of swearing.
When Ianto was asked to look after his elder sister's kid, I thought of the plans he and Jack had made but told them he'd look after the kid seeing as last time he had seen, she and her husband hadn't gone out in a few years. That was why he was stuck inside on a Saturday night looking after a 13 year old, the kid was almost half his age, and why he needed a babysitter Ianto didn't know.
"Dai! Put that down, it's not for messing with!" Ianto shouted to the boy who was messing around with an extremely rare book. Ianto couldn't stand kids in his house; they always tried to pick things up.
"Why, I could be home watching the football or something, instead of being here with nothing to do!" Dai shouted at him.
"Well, your mam needed a night out, and what's wrong with my TV?"
"It doesn't have any sports channels!"
"That's because I can't really afford anything fancy for my TV you don't earn much making coffee and cleaning up rubbish, the best your going to get is the free view box." Ianto told him, a bit fed up.
"Yeah well you should change your job then, you're smart enough!" Dai shouted back at him.
"I can't change jobs; I'm in this one for life!" He shouted back, patience out the window. "Wait a second, did you say I'm smart?"
"Yeah, so what if I did" Dai said
"O 'm Celi, the worlds coming to an end!" Ianto said teasingly, trying Dai's nerve. But when he only got a humph in return, he went through to the kitchen for a while.
Why couldn't he have said no, Ianto asked himself for the hundredth time that night, but was spared thinking it again when his doorbell went. When he opened the door, he was greeted by the faces of his co-workers.
"Umm, what are you guys doing here?" Ianto asked them
"We are here to save your skin," Gwen said. "Can we come in then?"
As Ianto opened the door, he heard something bang in his living room, so he went to see what it was while the others walked in.
"Dai, what are you doing!" Ianto said as he entered the living room. Dai was watching TV and it seemed to be a film that was way too old for him to be watching. By the looks of it, it was 'Better than Chocolate' defiantly and 18 rated film.
"Beth 'r annwfn fugeili a achos , 'i s hefyd 'n hen atat!" Ianto shouted to the boy in Welsh.
"I don't know, I just put this channel on!" Dai shouted back.
Ianto just walked up to the TV and turned it off; he glared at Dai until Gwen came through and made him make coffee.
"Ianto? Care to tell me what that was about" Jack asked as he walked into the kitchen.
"He was watching an 18 and he's only 13 Jack, 13! Why does he even need a babysitter?" Ianto snapped.
"It was probably a simple mistake, and he needs a babysitter because he's bound to make them mistakes." Jack said. Ianto had to admit that they did make a lot of sense. So he just made the coffee and took it to Tosh and Gwen who were talking to Dai as if they had known him all his life.
"I wouldn't get too close, it might bit." Ianto told them as he handed them
"'ch fucking twat , fi m gonna ddeud 'm mam!" Dai screamed at him.
"I meant the fish!" Ianto told him, pointing in the direction of the fish tank. "And if I hear you swearing again I'll tell your mam."
The rest of the night went on with the whole group playing monopoly and Tosh winning as she used to play all the time with her parents, it was surprising seeing as Jack had kept cheating so he could win. By 10pm Ianto decided that it was time Dai went to bed and the others went of home, so as Dai went upstairs Gwen, Tosh and Owen left leaving Jack and Ianto to clean up the game of risk some of them had played while the others played cards.
"You can go back to the hub Jack." Ianto said as he put the last card into the packet.
"Can I not stay here tonight?" Jack asked, it was obvious Ianto would get no word in.
"Fine, but you'll be on the sofa, cause you aint gonna be in my bed with Dai here, besides his mams coming over early tomorrow."
"Ahh, but I like being in your bed, next to you" Jack said then pouted.
"Jack you can…" Whatever he was going to say was interrupted by Jacks mouth on his, and he slide his arms around Jack until their bodies were pressed close together. But what both men didn't notice was the face watching them from the stairs, then making a hasty retreat back up the steps.
End!
O 'm Celi Oh My God
Beth 'r annwfn fugeili a achos , 'i s hefyd 'n hen atat What the hell are you watching that for, it's too old for you!
'ch fucking twat , fi m gonna ddeud 'm mam! You fucking twat, I'm gonna tell my mam