No. Absolutely not. I am NOT letting you put some plastic cucumber in my holy blue asshole, Sonic said for the hundredth time. Pleaseeee, Ana whined, also for the hundredth time. I promise you ll like it! And also, weren t you the one who said we should experiment a bit more? Sonic sighed. I meant, you know, fingering you under the dinner table of a fancy party, not like, you shoving some sort of you know up my asshole. It s a strap on, Ana said. And you re NOT strapping it on, Sonic replied.

Ana sighed. She didn t want to have to resort to dirty tricks, but she d grown increasingly obsessed with the idea. Something about seeing Sonic with a dildo in his cobalt ass it called to her. She turned away from Sonic, mumbling, I bet Christian wouldn t have said no. It was like Sonic was a different man.. er, hedgehog. He grabbed her. I can do anything that rat can do, and I can do it better. Now shove that thing up my ass and I ll show you how a real hedgehog takes a dildo up his ass.

Ana fluttered her eyelashes. Oh, why don t we use the dildo you got me for my birthday? she cooed. Sonic groaned. Fine, but make it quick. Shouldn t me prep first? Ana asked, and Sonic gave her a deadpan look. I m a hedgehog and I m trying to write this, uh I mean get this over with before I reach a point of regret in my life I can t get over. So Ana just shoved it in. Sonic screamed.

Is that a good scream or a bad scream? Ana asked, slightly worried. You tell me, Sonic replied. Good? Ana ventured. No, I mean you tell me. I have no idea. Ana got to work pumping the dildo in and out of Sonic s asshole, noticing that his ass and the dildo were slightly different colors. 50 shades of blue, she uttered, and Sonic just grunted.

Okay, is that enough for you? Sonic asked. I don t think I can continue writing about this uh I mean, keep this up. Ana nodded, pulling the dildo out of Sonic s asshole as he slumped on the bed. Thanks for doing this, she said, stroking Sonic s spikes. I m never doing it again, he replied, before going to sleep with his dick harder than the dildo that was in his ass.