This is just a stupid fic that I wrote when me and my friend Megan were hyper, I thought it was funny, hope you do too!
Jack and Sawyer were outside Sawyer's tent, arguing over Sawyer hoarding the medicine; it was attracting the attention of half the camp. Suddenly, out of no-where, Jack leaned in to kiss Sawyer, and Sawyer pushed him away.
"What the hell you doin' doc?" asked Sawyer angrily
"Don't you want me? Boone said you liked me, and that why you were always trying to annoy me, you know you want me!"
"Jack you are gay, stay away from me, go and kiss Charlie" said Sawyer angrily
"But, Sawyer, I love you, stay with me! We could have children together and get married, and grow old together, like Rose and Bernard"
"Jack, you are embarrassing yourself, you're causing a scene, I love Kate, and me and Kate are going to have children together and get married and grow old together! Without you!"
"But, Sawyer, I love you!"
"I hate you, Jack!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Jack then collapsed into the sand, crying and crying, Charlie and Boone came up to him and said
"It's okay Jack, we'll take you to our super-secret-sex-den"
"Sound great, will Sawyer be there?"
Charlie and Boone looked worried,
"No, I'm afraid he won't," Boone said
"NOOOO!" said Jack as he collapsed into the sand, sobbing uncontrollably.
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