Chap 1 the discovery and the chicken
Harry woke with a start, partly because a bucket of chicken had been poured over his head but mostly because he had an itchy toe.
"What was that for" he yelled at the black dormitory
"Just felt like it" came the reply from over near the window. The voice was very familiar and feminine. Harry reached out and grabbed a hand full of pyjamas.
"Hermione?" he asked
"No you pilock " replied the voice
"Oh Ron sorry mate, you feel so much like Hermione"
"A hum" said Ron
"Sorry mate" relied Harry removing both his hands from Ron's upper chest area,
Ron then sat down on Harry's bed
"So why did you throw chicken at me"
"Oh it's not just any chicken, it's the deluxe boneless box from K.F.C"
"Uumm yum" said Harry picking up a chicken strip,
"Hay how do you know what Hermione feels like" said Ron suddenly realised what Harry had said, "Only I'm supposed to know that"
"Um…Well… I um … I don't know what she feels like, what gave you the impression I did?"
"You told me I felt like her"
"Well I seam to have gotten myself in to a bit of a sticky situation don't I"
"Yes" Ron looked down at his chest "Harry get your hands off me"
"Oh sorry mate" replied Harry, removing his hands from Ron for the second time in ten minutes.
The next morning the two chicken filled boys arrived in the common room, They stood by the stairs and cast an eye around for the big brown bush that was Hermione's hair, But it was no where to be seen.
Harry spotted Ginny over in a corner talking to a girl he had never seen before, The girl was around 15/16, she was of average height and had the longest, straightest hair Harry had ever seen for it was down to her knees and platinum blonde.
As the two boys approached the red head and the new comer, a bossy yet sweet voice drifted over to them from where the two girls stood, causing Harry to look around the room confused. The voice had defiantly belonged to Hermione but she was nowhere to be seen.
"Hay Gin" said Ron as they reached the girls
"Morning" came the reply
Harry walked up behind Ginny and wrapped his arms around her
"Morning sweetie" he said looking down at the top of her head
"Hay" she replied looking up at him through her fringe.
All the while the new girl had been standing looking from Ron to Harry, the small grin that was on her face was now gone as she tried to stare out Ron,
"So Ronald, where is my morning hug" she demanded
Ron just stared at her curiously, he knew that voice from somewhere, and her eyes were very familiar.
His jaw slowly dropped as realisation hit like a wet fish round the face, sudden, shocking, and wet
"He…. Her…. Hermione" he asked still gawping at her.
"Yes Ron, who else"
"You… um… you look… um different"
"Yes do you like it?"
"Well actually honey, I um don't think it suits you" he replied honestly
"Oh do you think it should be shorter?" she said indicating to her hair
"I think you looked better with it brown and shorter and curly, you were perfect how you were"
"Really, Oh Ron, that's the nicest think you have ever said to me" she threw her self at him and embraced him in a tight hug, when she stepped away her hair was how it had been before her drastic change. Brown, elbow length, and curly
"How… How…. How… did you do that?" Ron stammered as he stared at his girl friend
"I found out last night that I'm a metamorphmagus, its great, I can change any aspect of my appearance that I want and I can make my hair less bushy as you saw"
"Wow that's wicked, cool" now that he looked her hair did seam less bushy and out of control, in fact it was hanging in perfectly defined sleek curly down to her elbows. He stared at her a moment longer before tearing his eyes away to talk to Ginny, but Ginny seamed incapable of speech at the moment, for she was rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically at Ron's reaction to Hermione.
Ron gave up trying to talk to Ginny and turned back to his girlfriend, getting a huge shock as he did, for Hermione had made herself grow about a foot and a half in height so she was now his height and had short spiky lime green hair.
Ron fell over in shock, just causing Ginny to laugh even more, and also causing Harry and Hermione to laugh too, Hermione bent double laughing, changing her appearance as she did. When Ron looked up again it was as though he was looking in a mirror, as Hermione had captured every aspect of his appearance in her own right down the spacing of his freckles.
This was too much for Ron; he sat on the floor rocking backward and forward sucking his thumb, causing Ginny to break down in hysterics once again.