This is the result of two cups of tea, a milkshake and a coffee. It was originally supposed to be my English homework but somehow it turned into this. I don't own khr.

Uh oh. This was going to be an extremely large problem. Fran knew he shouldn't have done it. He really was stupid. He knew there was a meeting. Problem was, it was necessary. He had spent the past two days and nights absorbed in a book, only getting up to eat. Now he could barely keep his eyes open. He still shouldn't have done it.

He shouldn't have drank six cups of coffee right before a long meeting. He should have just fallen asleep and dealt with the consequences. But Squalo was very strict about these things. Now all that was going through his head was. "I am the master of my own bladder," over and over again.

He couldn't sit still. He noticed they were all giving him weird looks. Really weird looks. "Fran are you alright?" asked Lussuria.

Squalo was less polite. "VOIIIII! Sit still. You're distracting."

His face contorted into a grimace. He kept repeating those eight words over and over in his head. "I am the master of my own bladder."

It didn't take long for Belphegor to realise what had happened. He started tickling Fran under the table. He tried to ignore it but it was too much. He started laughing.

"Ushishishi peasant. Be quiet. You're annoying."

Fran couldn't take it anymore. He stood up. "I gotta go," he said flatly as he dashed off towards the bathroom.

Everyone sat there staring then Levi broke the silence. "How does he manage to keep his voice like that even when he's about to explode?"

They all cracked up laughing.

So how was it? Anyway please R&R!