Losing Their Cool: The Bet


Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.

Summary: It's the end of the war with Aizen and Grimmjow and the Shingami are on good terms for the moment. Grimmjow's pretty much pissed at how Ulquiorra can always keep an emotionless Facade. Renji's sick of how Byakuya is always being a bitch not showing any emotion. So they make a bet by seeing who can break the emotionless wall first. Who will break first Ulquiorra or Byakuya? Rated T for language.


Huzzah! The war with Aizen was finally over, leaving both Soul Society and the Espada in a truce. Aizen along with Tousen and Gin were dead. Tensions seemed high between the two groups however, since each group was equally spent they decided to set aside their differences for a resting period. Grimmjow who didn't really care for Hueco Mundo, left for Soul Society. He was sort of the messenger between the two worlds acting as the peacekeeper.

It was amazing how much Grimmjow could interact with the shinigami on equal terms. In fact, some people even considered Grimmjow a fellow shinigami even though he did eat souls every now and then. He loved going on for drinks and sake with Matsumoto, Shuuhei, Renji, and Shunsui on some occasions. He was heading to one of the local bars in the Rukongai district, coming from Soul Society. He ran into in to a certain captain of Squad 6. While Byakuya was on order from Yamamoto Sou-taichou not to kill the certain teal haired espada, he did not have to give him any answers to any of his questions.

"Whoops must have took a wrong turn somewhere here…" Grimmjow muttured as he bumped in to Byakuya.

"Excuse me what are the likes of you doing around my division." Byakuya stated in an emotionless town.

" Err I was headed to the Rukongai 88th district, do you happen to know where that is?"

"It's completely in the opposite direction" Byakuya waved to the east.

"Right, right thanks." Then Grimmjow shunpoed off not wanting to be late for his weekly 'meeting' with his friends.


Little did he know however, that Byakuya sent him completely in the wrong direction from where he should have gone. Of course Byakuya knew this; he did not like the idea of an Espada lurking around Soul Society anyway. So he sent him to the battle loving 11th division to be "taken care of."
Meanwhile back with Grimmjow….

"THAT FUCKING BITCH!" Grimmjow shouted as soon as someone from the 11th division told him that the 88th district was back where he came from. Unfortunately he ran in to Zaraki and had to "play with him" for a while. Zaraki didn't kill him of course but it was one hell of a fight. He was coated in blood sure but that was nothing compared to what he would do to Byakuya.

"Jeez he's like fucking Ulquiorra when he gets pissed at me for disobeying his precious Aizen-Sama. Well screw him where is his Aizen Sama now? Dead like the rest of em. Well whatever…"

He quickly sped off back where he came from and into a bar in the 88th Rukongai District, where he met up with Matsumoto, Renji, and Shuuhei.

"What the hell took you so long?" Renji asked.

" Some captain from… I think the 6th division completely pointed me out in the wrong direction." Grimmjow stated flatly.

"Eh but that's my captain Kuchki-taichou?!" Renji said in a curious tone.

"Jeez he's almost like that fuckin Ulquiorra back at Hueco Mundo. Always emotionless trying to be aristocratic all the time; it's freaking annoying! Just wish he would get freakin angry and punch me in the face or something. I bet Byakuya is the same."

A pissed Grimmjow said.

"I've never met Ulquiorra in person but your probably right on that note, he might lose his cool but he definitely does not show it." Renji stated.

"How about we have a bet to see which one will lose it first?" Grimmjow told everyone at that table.

"Interesting but what are the conditions?" Renji asked intriguingly asked.

"You can do whatever you want to see who will completely lose their emotions first. And I mean ANYTHING with a huge emphasis on ANYTHING."

Matsumoto and Shuuhei were not really paying attention but at the mention of a bet they both wanted in on it.

"Sign me and Shuuhei up!" Matsumoto said. Besides it's better than paperwork all the time, she thought.

They all shook on it with the current standings of: Shuuhei and Renji bet that Byakuya would lose his emotions completely. Matsumoto and Grimmjow bet that Ulquiorra would certainly lose it first.

The bet was on!


Preview: "What?! You want me to steal his Kenseikan?!?!" Renji asked Shuuhei unbelievably.
A/N: Okay this chapter seems a little dull but it's basically the intro. If you want me to continue leave a review asking me to do so!

Any mistakes that you would like to point out are cool too. I didn't even research much about it so if Kuchiki's division is not close to the 88th Rukongai area sorry!

And I think the story is too short but what do you think? Mind you I probably won't update 2000 words each chapter. But more reviews will get me to type up each chapter faster!

Dunno if I should get a beta reader either what to do..what to do...