Emmett's questions

Just for fun. This is just a bunch of random things Emmett suggest doing or questions he asks, and the responses he receives.

Q: Where do babies come from?

Rose's answer: Emmett what are you five?

Jasper's answer: Well Emmett when two people love each other very much…

Alice's answer: sex

Edward: Emmett? Please I'm fairly sure you already know this.

Bella: *blushes*

Carlisle: well, let's go in my office I think its time for that talk.

Esme: *slaps Emmett* Emmett, what are you trying to get at.

Emmett POV

I was innocently watching TV one afternoon, when a show came on at first I thought it was horror movie. I mean there was so much screaming it was a little scary. Then finally I got enough courage to look at the screen and what I saw was something I didn't want to see on anybody but Rosalie. "Ahhh" I screamed "what kind of movie is this? Is it even rated pg13? Its terribly turn it of turn It off." I sat rocking back and fourth on the couch when Rosalie came in.

"Emmett what is it, what did you see?" she asked half annoyed and a little worried. Not worried about me being scared just worried that I was going crazy.

I pointed at the TV. "What are they doing?" I whispered. A moment of silence went by. I looked up at Rose waiting for an answer. Her eyes glared at me hatefully.

"Emmett is this some find of sick joke?" she nearly screamed at me.

I stared at her dumbly. "What?" I managed to say, "I…I…I just wanted to know what they were doing on TV." I whispered.

"Emmett, she's having a baby, you big idiot!" Rosalie screamed. I guess that explains why she was so mad, but still I don't get it where did they come from?

"No, way there was so much screaming." I argued, Rosalie just rolled her eyes and pointed at the screen. Now on the screen was a smiling lady holding a very ugly looking pink thing. By looking at the light in Rosalie's eyes it must have been a baby. Why would he want one of those it looked so ugly. Now I just wonder, where did that thing come from?

"Rosalie, where do babies come from?" I asked innocently.

She looked at me annoyance showed all over her face, I just gave her a sweet smile and waited for my answer.

"Emmett what are you 5?" she asked I shook my head and stared still waiting for an answer. "They come from the stork." She flipped her hair and walked out of the room.

"What did I do?" i asked to no one really. I sadly walked out of the room, I had a question and I was going to get an answer to it no matter what it took.

"Hey Jasper!" I said enthusiastically. "I gotta question."

Jasper rolled his eyes, "I'm afraid to ask what it is." He smiled, he felt my confusion and he was beginning to feel a little confused also, I could tell. We stood there a minute, and I waited patiently for him to ask what my question was but he never did.

"Well, don't you want to know what my question is?" I asked.

'No, not really" he replied, I stared at him feeling as sad as I could, "Fine go ahead,"

"Where do babies come from?" I asked then smiled sweetly for some affect.

I got a completely different response from him than I had from rose. I was literally rolling on the floor laughing. Gasping from breath, He laughed for about five minutes and finally was able to stand up, but was still laughing. I didn't see what was so funny at all but he apparently did.

"What is so funny? I really want to know!" I whined then stomped my foot on the ground for an added affect.

"Well, Emmett when two people love each other very much…"he paused to let out more laughter. I was getting quite annoyed all I wanted was a simple answer.

"Sex, Emmett." Alice stated matter of factly, 'Babies will come if you have sex, unless you're a vampire, or you use protection."

"What!" there was no way that could be possible? Something so fun could lead to something so ugly, "Nuh-uh."

"Yeah huh just ask Carlisle, he's a doctor he will know." Alice said pushing me towards Carlisle. Jasper left the room still trying not to laugh unaccountably.

"Hey, Carlisle Emmett wants to know where babies come from." Alice said almost like she was tattling on me for something I didn't do.

Just like jasper he laughed, "That's funny he said looking up from his paper work then walked out of the room muttering to himself.

Fine if no one down here will answer me surely Bella will answer me. I don't get why everyone finds this so funny I really wants to know. I wonder if Edward even knows…hmm.

"Heey Bella where do babies come from?" I asked in a serious tone so she would know not to laugh.

"What?" she asked she was the first person who didn't laugh, but her face did turn extremely red.

"Emmett? Please I'm fairly sure you already know this." Edward said smugly. "You and rose do it quite a lot. We are extremely lucky you aren't human or we would have many little Emmetts running every where. There horror." Then both he and Bella began to laugh. I was getting tired of everyone laughing so I decided to ask Esme I am sure she wouldn't laugh at me.

"Esme, I have a very serious question." I stated I little depressed because I had been laughed at so much today. I was really hoping she wouldn't laugh and I would get my question answered finally.

"Well go ahead sweetheart." She smiled sweetly and waited for my question.

"Where do babies come from? Her eyes opened wide, and I felt something hard hit me. "Owww, what was that for?"

"Emmett, what are you trying to say here…hmm? I think its time you have that talk with Carlisle." She answered firmly. She may have hit me but at least she didn't laugh at me. After she finished Carlisle walked in the room.

"Well, let's go in my office I think its time for that talk." He smiled.

"What talk?" I asked.

"The sex" talk I heard Alice, Rosalie, Edward, Jasper, and even Bella yell down to me.

Oh, that talk? No way, eww gross not with Carlisle he's like my dad. "NO, I don't want the talk! I don't want to know where babies come from! Someone help!" I screamed

Well I hope you enjoyed this! I had fun writing it. Please review it. I promise I will return the favor. Yeah this was so fun to write. If you have any ideas I will happily put them in my story and give you lots of credit!

Becka