"Carlisle! If I have to hear their thoughts for one more minute I might die. Which isn't easy for us you know, but they might just do it to me," Edward whispered sharply to Carlisle.
"I understand how annoyed you must be with your gift right now Edward," Carlisle thought in a soft, understanding tone.
"It's agonizing," Edward interrupted but his face had suddenly dropped it's fight with his father, he could hear Emmett's thoughts had changed from a very graphic image of what he and Rosalie had been doing the night before to pleading apologies to Edward.
Edward sighed roughly, noting Emmett's scent was leaking in around the corner of Carlisle's office.
"Emmett," Carlisle said calmly calling him into the room. "You should know better than to hide around corners in a houseful of vampires."
Emmett's chuckle boomed through the house and off trees of the northern peninsula of the mitten state of Michigan. Though it was sunny on occasion, Michigan held a certain population of wildlife suitable for the Cullen family's vegetarian needs. With approximately three hundred days a year of cloudy weather, Michigan could allow their family to stay in the area for a decade or so. Emmett's laugh gave too much away on occasion, when the birds all fled from the trees as it rolled though the wilderness.
"Edward, we will discuss things later," Carlisle said calmly once more.
Edward stalked out of the room, to go listen to music trying to clear his mind of Emmett's extremely provocative and impure thoughts. Carlisle gave Emmett a reproving look, before he nodded towards the door. Emmett took the hint and left the room, heading around the corner past Edwards room of blaring music, and down the small set of stairs to his room with Rosalie. When he opened the door, there was Rosalie, stunning as ever wearing nothing but a silver necklace with rhinestones and matching earrings. Emmett closed the door, sly smile upon his face.
"Do you know what today is?" Rosalie asked with a sly smile, reaching for Emmett's hand.
"No, but I like what you're wearing," Emmett admitted giving Rosalie a long gaze up and down her flawless body.
"You, my dear, have been a vampire for five years today," she teased. "Which means," she continued, "That we a going to have some birthday fun, in our birthday suits."
Rosalie began to unbutton Emmett's pants, and in a sixteenth of a second, he was wearing no more than she was.
"So Birthday Boy," Rosalie began her voice quickly seducing Emmett to inhale her sweet scent. "It's your day, you get your way…what do you want?"
Emmett's large muscles began to coil and he sprang, pushing Rosalie firmly to their bed. Together they giggled, Emmett's laugh made the wall shake slightly, but so did their current activity. Upstairs the music grew louder, until it shut off immediately and then two names were growled, "Carlisle! Esme!"