Imagine it.... Barney...only he's British, and the kids on the show are Palestinians, and some of them are Armenian, and others, just plain Mexican. Baby Bop is a French maid, with an Attitude, and the yellow triceratops is a skateboarding druggy. The middle eastern kids throw some C4 into the play ground...that's when all hell brakes loose...it was a shame, they were all happily singing "John Jahim Josefjimmysmith" the political correct version...to incorporate lots of different nationalities, but Nooo, the Mexican kid got a little mad, and pushed the Eastern kid.... that's when it happened...and for Baby Bop? She doesn't give a care... "Stupid Americans..:: Takes a draw off the cigarette::"


Welcome to the Basis of
"Barney and Acquaintances"
(Because saying Friends, singles people out)

Name: Barney The Big Purple Dinosaur (AKA Mauve Daddy)
Type: Tyrannosaurus Rex
Working With: Catholic Priests
Status: Barney is a 42-Year-old Male, with a British accent, and a green belly. Considered to be Friendly, and extremely childish.

Name: Baby Bop
Type: Triceratops
Working With: French Terrorists
Status: Can be found in cheep cafés smoking a pack of "Virginia Slims".

Name: Dubbed "The Yellow One"
Type: Triceratops
Working With: Various Drugs in his system
Status: Considered "high" and unusually hungry.

The cast of kids consists of the following:

Tamiqua (Black)
Pedro (Mexian)
Marph (Palestinian)
Joseph (Jewish)
Alex (The all around American Christian white girl)


The first episode takes place outside, in the playground, where Barney is talking to the kids about racial profiling, and Ebonics.