I don't own twilight!!
So im feeling really random right now so brase yourselves!
One day at the cullens house Edward was in his rroom lissioning to music.
Then emmett came in.
"EDWARD HELP!! DRUNKEN LEPROCONES NAMED DAVE ARE OUT TO GET ME!!"
"how do you know?"
" JACK THE SHOE TOLD ME SO!!"
"what happens if dave gets you?"
" HE EATS YOU!"
"where is he?"" …he's everywere and no were at the same time…"
"…right"
" why is he after you?""because I called him shorty"
"tsk tsk, well then you deserve to get eaten. Nobody likes a bully."
" Edward please help me! I need a place to hide!"
" how can you hide from something that's everywere and no were at the same time"
" you can hide in alices closet I mean really have you seen the size of that thing? Its bigger then all of down stairs!"
"okay you go hide ill stand guard."
"okay"
Edward follewd emmett to alices room and waited till emmett was inside untill he left.
(5 months later bella is now a vampire)
Alice walked into the back of her closet to find a old pair of heels for bella to were and she screamed
"EMMETT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY CLOSET!!"
"hideing for a drunken leprocone named dave."" how long have you been in here?"
" five months"
" emmett I have a secret to tell you."
"ooo what is it"
" im the drunken leproconbe named dave were a alice mask."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"what "
"emmett you are so gullible! Im not really dave , im alice!"
"REALLY?"
"no"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"JUST KIDDING!"
"your so mean to me alice."
"I know." then she found the pair of shopes she was looking for. "well anyways I have to get, I found the thing I was looking for"
"okay bye"
"bye"
(three years later)
Emmett was still hidding In alices closet.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"who are you?""who are you""I asked you first"
"im emmett."
"im briget and what are you doing in my closet."
" this isn't your closet. This is alices closet."
"not anymore." she and the rest of her family moved today!"
"oh"
"why are you in her closet anyways."
"I was hidden from a drunken leprocone named dave."
"how long have you been here?""three years""how did you surive im I vampire. So I don't need to eat I do need to feed thow. So I sujest you leave or else I might slip and you need up being my lunch."
"rightZ"
"its ture I can proof it!"
"how?" then he lefted her up with is pinky finger."
"oh kool "
THE END AND EMMETT LIVED THE REST OF ETENITY IN THE CLOSET."
So wasn't that interseting? I warend you it was gonna be random. Today I got new shoes.