Hello, this is my first fanfic in english, so I apologize if it is not well understood...
Well, enjoy!
Chapter 1:
Nothing to do, nothing to exploit, nothing to destroy, those were the thoughts of twins as they rode their two-headed dragon above the cold moors Berk. The icy wind whipped their faces and mocking his lack of regular destruction, planned on the tricky waters in the hope of finding some sharp cliff or a dragon angry, and maybe hopefully with some berseker cross fires.
Until they surrendered, they went down on one of the cliffs of the island, and discouraged, they dropped like rocks on the soft grass, watching clouds blue sky while Spit Burp and saw them with equal reluctance.
-¡AHHHHHH ! FOR LOVE OF ODIN, WHAT LIFE IS THIS? - Tuffnut shouted finally beating his head against the floor and then mourn as berrinchudo child.
-'What did you expect? Dagur is in jail, the Screaming Death went with his mommy and Berk is at peace with the outcasts, there is nothing that can explode and blow up -curled his sister, then give it a good kick in the back to stopped his mourn.
-I know -he said suddenly joining Tuffnut followed by Ruffnut - then maybe we have to do something ...
-How to genius? If you talk to fly yaks, Snotlout or use the Great Hall as boar pit, no longer works, they have the touch, not to mention that the chief will make us clean again popo dragon.
-Well, dear sister, we have to do something radical, never seen Berk put our names head and go down in history ... - file the boy with enthusiasm and his crooked smile.
-Yes, yes, yes, yes, we can do something great that will dazzle all the Vikings and the dragons -encouraged her sister.
What the brothers did not know is that while conspiring for a new prank would only fire in the streets of the village, is that his dragon had begun acting strangely near the cliff. His eyes slowly became acute and began to growl menacingly between the two heads.
-Very good brother, what can be the plan that will make us go down in history?
-I do not know, I'm still thinking, it is not easy to make this work under the helmet.
-Yeah, tell me about it, that has always been a problem -after the Viking crashed his fist as if he had a great idea- what if we hit our heads? Two heads are better than one- replied with self-sufficiency.
-Brilliant, sister, I see that if you learn a few things from mua.
-That's what you want.
-Okay not go into details, vamo s the count of 1, 2 and 3 ...
And so both their heads collided with force, leaving more than Ruffnut as Tuffnut dizzy.
-Any ideas? -She asked a stunned Tuffnut.
-Nope, nothing, do you?
-Neither, no wait, something is coming, coming, coming ... No, false alarm is only migraine.
-This is incocenbible! It is one of our toughest headers and you could not think of anything.
-Me? What you say about you?! As far as I know, I was the only one with brains here.
-I do not agree with that sister.
-You want to test me?
-Of course I do, so I declare the challenge Tuffnut ...- but could not finish because they were interrupted when a huge boulder rolled over them.
When twins recovered from the attack, they saw the huge wheel was nothing more than his dragon tugging between their heads and rolling at close range.
-Hey! Guys, do not you see we're trying to have a violent argument here? - shouted the Viking, receiving a backlash that threw it over his sister.
-All right, that's weird, more than usual, ARE NOT SNOTLOUT! - Ruffnut claim will jump shooting his brother gave one of his peculiar AUCHS- Someone has to teach those two heads who's boss.
-Really? - He mocked, stopping pain.
-All right, you two or you halves, they will hear about interrupting important violent discussions...- but could not say more, because this time the dragon free a loud explosion while quarreling among themselves that sent him flying.
Tuffnut wanting mocked her sister, but was silent when she collided abruptly against him and they rolled downhill, hitting with various branches and rocks, finally crashing into a tumult of land with Ruffnut above Tuffnut.
-That really hurt, it hurt a lot.
-Really? I fell quite well- Viking boasted standing up- Wow, that was a good drop, but not as long as expected, and can be known that the matter now? – she asks seeing him making a face drama.
-I think I broke my back –he answered with static face pale.
-Badly for you, great for me - she smiled, his excited hands, but his expression quickly changed to disappointment when she saw him sit up.
-No wait, it was not my back, I broke it.
Tuffnut showed his sister, still, a strange bright green plant that looked like a misshapen potatoes are cleaned.
-Mmh ... I seem to have seen before - she mused as his brother.
-Yeah, also, I think it had something to do with ... grass dragon? -His sister refused immediately- No? How was it?, Dragon Rock ...
-It's a kind of plant temper, even I know the difference.
-I know! Do not interrupt, let perhaps; Pope dragon, dragon carrot, tomato dragon!
-For real? I'm scaring us to be twins.
-Oh by Thor! Do not lose focus! What I have on the tip of my tongue, I know!, Keep that one seconds
A bit dubious of what his brother wanted to do, Ruffnut received the plant, then put a face of surprise to see his tongue flopping.
-Mosch -va-len-gua, shuelta a vech, poch OCHIN, che ll or tenjo in and puntya.
After many gasping and twitching, Tuffnut fell to the ground and taken a deep breath, the eyes puzzled her sister.
-Very good tongue, you win this battle but the war is mine, escuhaste lenchua me? - This last was said pulling a last her poor swollen tongue.
-If you're done with your tongue, how you think intemal remind our way?
-Good thinking sis, stepped forward with all- Viking stood excited, getting the plant in the hands of his sister, followed by a strong punch that made him turn.
-Hit me again, almost had -His sister, he repeated the procedure- no more strongly again -with more force-, another coup is not working! GIVE ME A DECENT PUNCH WOMAN!
Ruffnut grinned, took off his helmet and with it gave him full in the face of his brother to turn four times and looking twice.
-¡YEAH I have, is DRAGON ROOT ! - he screamed victorious, until dawned on him what he had in his hand- Ohhhhhhhhhh dragon root, an evil plant that becomes wild dragons.
-Yes, now I remember, while Stormfly and Hookfang almost rend wing by wing, that was incredible, now I understand that they are our dragon went nuts.
-Yes, it was amazing, but you know sister, I've been thinking, what will make this root to the Vikings?
-I do not know, do we prove?
-Okay - and Tuffnut gave a deep breath at the root.
-And well? Any change? -Asked the Viking excited.
-Nope, nothing.
-Maybe not work for Vikings.
-Or maybe we should make it dust-what was said by Tuffnut, caught the attention of her sister- remember Mom always milled powder herbs for dinner? She says that just the smell and the taste is better focused.
-Yes, yes, yes, maybe that works better, a concentrated dose for any Viking.
-Well dear sister, who could do the test?
-Let's see, would be fun in Snotlout but in itself is pathetic, Astrid is not a good option because if we do not work with her, she pursue us with hand axe -His brother agreed over a little fearful for the other Viking will use them for target shooting - Hiccups is not a good idea, as Mr. Night Fury is always with him, we would fly with plasma before we can use the powder.
-Fishlegs is the only option, although it is not a bad idea, that is, once cornered Snotlout heard about the matter of the stones of good fortune.
-They were eggs of changewing, but also heard it was a real beast with Snotlout.
Both brothers looked accomplices and then to the dragon root.
-¡FISHLEGS!