I'll See You In Detention
By natilie 7
"Harry potter! Pay attention in my class, or I will put you in detention!"
" Yes Professor Snape." Said Harry in a bored voice. He had been on his way to a good dream, when all of a sudden; this conniving fool had jerked him back to reality. Man did he hate Potions. He had been up all night trying to finish the stupid one-roll-of-parchment- essay. Couldn't he just give him a brake? Harry suddenly felt the eyes of someone on him. Not that this was a rare thing, but right now, he was not in the mood. He checked to see who it was. Great. Just what he needed. To be looked at by none other then Draco Malfoy. He shot him a look. Draco just sneered and flipped him off. Angry, Harry wrote a note, and sent it to Draco
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Draco looked at the note sent to him from none other then Harry-fucking-Potter. God, why did he have to be so immature? Sending him a note in the middle of class? Come on! He opened it anyway, shaking his head. There, in bold letters, it said…
SIT AND SPIN, MALFOY!!!
Draco growled, and wrote a response and sent it back to Harry. Who the hell dose he think he is? Talking to a Malfoy like that. He was the most infuriating boy he had ever met! But he was also one of the hottest.
Yes folks, Draco Malfoy has a little bit of a crush on Harry! Well, he had a big crush on Harry, but there was no way in hell he was going to do anything about these not-so-new feelings. Right now, he was content to pretend to hate Harry, and wank off to the memory of his face every night.
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Harry got the note back. He opened it up. It read…
HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU CAN GO AND FUCK YOURSELF, WICH I KNOW THAT YOU DO EVERY NIGHT, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET ANY!!
Harry was now fuming mad. He knew that he was acting like a deluded child, but there was no way he could let Malfoy get away with this! He could let it go, but then Draco would think that he was a coward. And in a way he was. He was afraid to tell Draco how he really felt about him. He had started liking Draco for a long time now, and his feelings had only gotten worse. But for the moment, he was content to pretend to hate him, and to wank off to the memory of Draco's face every night. He quickly scribbled a response and sent it back to Malfoy.
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When the note got back to Draco, he opened it. He was kinda happy to be writing notes to Harry, even though they where mean and cruel and positively hilarious! He opened it up. It read…
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WANKS OFF TO THE PICTURE OF HIS MOM EVERY NIGHT!
Ok, now he was mad! He wanted a fight, and now he was going to get one. Besides, he loved it when Harry got mad. His green eyes flashed, and his face flushed, making him even more irresistible then he already was. Oh man was Harry hot. But now he had a problem. Draco now had a hard-on in the middle of Potions. Great. Just absolutely fan-fucking-tastic. Gulping hard, Draco wrote his response to Harry and sent it on its way.
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Harry had finally got the note back. He had hoped that he had made Draco mad. God, he was so damn sexy when he was angry! His gray eyes sparkle like daggers, and he gets slightly flushed in the face. Draco was just so damn sexy! Uh-oh! Harry now had a very prominate, and painful, erection. Damn! He had to stop doing that whenever he though of Draco. Shaking head and dragging in a shuddered breath, Harry opened the note.
NO I DON'T POTTER. I WANK TO A PICTURE OF YOUR MOM EVERY NIGHT. DID YOU KNOW THAT MY DAD AND YOUR MOM USED TO GO OUT? WELL, HE STILL HAD A PICTURE OF HER. SHE'S NAKED IN THIS ONE. MAN IS SHE FINE! SHE'S GOT A VERY NICE RACK, FOR A MUD-BLOOD.
Harry could hardly breath. How could he? Oh man, Draco was going down if it was the last thing he did. He scribbled a response on the note. But before ha could send it, Snape was upon him.
"What is that you have, Potter?" He asked, though he quite plainly knew what it was.
"It's a note to Malfoy, sir." Harry said, making sure to emphasize the last word. Snape shot him a look, and opened the note. He read it with a smirk on his face, not unlike the one that Draco often wore. When he finished, he lit it on fire, and turned back to Harry.
"Lets see, I think that a weeks detention an twenty points each will do it." He said cruelly. Harry was pissed. But just as he opened his mouth to tell Snape where to put it, the bell rang. As they left Snape said…
" Potter, Malfoy! I'll see you in detention."
Well, I'm back!! And I'm doing something a little different this time. As you know, I love Hermione and Draco romances, but you didn't know that I also love Harry and Draco romances! This is only my second fanfic, so please tell me what you think. Am I booming it, or am I doing ok. Let me know!