Disclaimer: I don't own any Tamora Pierce books, I know these have been done, but they are fun! I'm making no money off this, so please don't sue.
A/N: I admit! I admit! I've done every single one of these. ::Men in white coats come and drag Jewel away:: You can ignore my little comments. I just have to make them.
Ways to tell you read way more Tamora Pierce than is good for a human being.
By Jewel of the Twilight
Alanna (Which my spell checker thinks is Leaner)
1. You attempt to cut your arm open with a letter opener, so you can tell people you're a member of the Bazhir tribes. (I'm still in therapy for that one!)
2. You actually train to be knight! (Sammy and I practice falling, and staff fighting)
3. You cut your hair short to look like a boy. (Ok, I did not do this one ::touches braids::)
4. You wear a dark purple crystal around your neck and say that the Goddess gave it to you. (Actually, it's dark red, and she did give it to me.)
5. You own a large bluish purplish greenish crystal and claim it's the Dominion Jewel.
6. You despise the color orange. (Roger's magic)
The Immortals
1. You talk to all animals you find, hoping you have Wild Magic.
2. If you have a dog, you name it Brokefang or Fleetfoot
3. If you have a cat, you name is Blueness or Scrap.
4. You attempt to mother a lizard, calling it Kitten or Skysong. (::rubs scar on her finger:: Last time I try that)
5. You own a gecko and call it Tkaa.
6. You own a lizard and try to teach it to pick locks.
Protector of the Small
(This one won't have many, cause I've only read the first one)
1. You feed the little birds outside your window.
2. You name one Crown.
3. You call your evil gym teacher "The Stump"
4. You call your awesome History teacher "Myles" (This could work for Alanna too)
Circle of Magic
1. You claim you can make light with the string in you're pocket.
2. You talk to plants
3. You call storms. (The only time this happened was when I screwed up the elements in a Mabon ritual)
4. You hold red-hot metal in your hands. (::blows on hands:: OW!)
5. You tell your math teacher you don't fit in and should be sent to Discipline with Lark and Rosethorn. (She sent me to detention(she was evil))
6. You have a large trunk in your room, that you call a suraku.
The Circle Opens
(This has ones from Magic Steps and Street Magic only)
1. You dance around in public and claim you are dancing a magickal working.
2. You polish you're "select stones" claiming that "they just feel good."
3. Whenever your friends ask you to wish them luck, you dance.
4. You beg your parents for seven cats, but you only end up with three.
A/N Well, that's all for now! If I get some more, I'll be sure to post them. Blessed Be!
Jewel of the Twilight
"Oh no! There's a-there's a Peck with an acorn pointed at me!"
Mad Martigan- Willow (Which I don't own)
A/N: I admit! I admit! I've done every single one of these. ::Men in white coats come and drag Jewel away:: You can ignore my little comments. I just have to make them.
Ways to tell you read way more Tamora Pierce than is good for a human being.
By Jewel of the Twilight
Alanna (Which my spell checker thinks is Leaner)
1. You attempt to cut your arm open with a letter opener, so you can tell people you're a member of the Bazhir tribes. (I'm still in therapy for that one!)
2. You actually train to be knight! (Sammy and I practice falling, and staff fighting)
3. You cut your hair short to look like a boy. (Ok, I did not do this one ::touches braids::)
4. You wear a dark purple crystal around your neck and say that the Goddess gave it to you. (Actually, it's dark red, and she did give it to me.)
5. You own a large bluish purplish greenish crystal and claim it's the Dominion Jewel.
6. You despise the color orange. (Roger's magic)
The Immortals
1. You talk to all animals you find, hoping you have Wild Magic.
2. If you have a dog, you name it Brokefang or Fleetfoot
3. If you have a cat, you name is Blueness or Scrap.
4. You attempt to mother a lizard, calling it Kitten or Skysong. (::rubs scar on her finger:: Last time I try that)
5. You own a gecko and call it Tkaa.
6. You own a lizard and try to teach it to pick locks.
Protector of the Small
(This one won't have many, cause I've only read the first one)
1. You feed the little birds outside your window.
2. You name one Crown.
3. You call your evil gym teacher "The Stump"
4. You call your awesome History teacher "Myles" (This could work for Alanna too)
Circle of Magic
1. You claim you can make light with the string in you're pocket.
2. You talk to plants
3. You call storms. (The only time this happened was when I screwed up the elements in a Mabon ritual)
4. You hold red-hot metal in your hands. (::blows on hands:: OW!)
5. You tell your math teacher you don't fit in and should be sent to Discipline with Lark and Rosethorn. (She sent me to detention(she was evil))
6. You have a large trunk in your room, that you call a suraku.
The Circle Opens
(This has ones from Magic Steps and Street Magic only)
1. You dance around in public and claim you are dancing a magickal working.
2. You polish you're "select stones" claiming that "they just feel good."
3. Whenever your friends ask you to wish them luck, you dance.
4. You beg your parents for seven cats, but you only end up with three.
A/N Well, that's all for now! If I get some more, I'll be sure to post them. Blessed Be!
Jewel of the Twilight
"Oh no! There's a-there's a Peck with an acorn pointed at me!"
Mad Martigan- Willow (Which I don't own)