I don't own naruto, or any of the songs/bands mentioned. If I did they'd be as random as this random ball of words featured below. It's my first little Entry so don't be mad if I suck.
"You gotta spend some time, love. You gotta spend some time, with me. I know that you'll find, love, I will possess your heart." I turned my Mp3 player up a little louder, the wind had started to pick up. For some odd reason It felt like someone was following me, and I'm slightly paranoid so of course I looked around. Nothing but trees…lots and lots of trees… this is why I told my parents buying an old run down house in the middle of nowhere was a bad idea. Being surrounded by woods isn't was fun as it sounds, in fact its creepy. It's also bad because I never know where I'm going, I just by some luck end up at home, most day. So I went to another, more cheerful song and started walking. "I am the baby of the family, it happens so, everybody cares and wears a sheep's clothes while they chaperone. Curious you're looking down your nose at me while you appease courteous to try and help but let me set your mind at ease. If there was a better way to go then it would find me. I can't help if the road just rolls out behind me, be kind to me or treat me mea-Afk! Ow pain and bleeding…."
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"Hello? Oi! Wake up!" An annoying squeaky voice? "Mrru what do you want…? I'm sleepy…" "You also have a concussion and you should probably open your eyes before you really do fall asleep forever." A more sophisticated voice… I decided to open my eyes. I saw an orange donning blonde, possibly an old guy? I duno he had silver hair…and weird clothes., and a pink haired girl…She reminded me of bubble gum…which I would've liked… "We're taking you to the hospital, we found you outside of Konoha and you're lucky we did. A klutzy little girl aren't you?" The silver haired man looked at me. Was he smiling? Why was he wearing a mask…wait GIRL? "What do you mean Girl? I'm not a girl!" I tried to wave my hands but found that I almost hit another person who was hidden from me. Brunette and emo…wow that isn't surprising at all. "Ah sorry, I almost hit you in the face!" He looked at me. It made me cringe and then I felt like my best friend's puppy died. "So what's you're name ne-chan?" "I told you I'm not a girl! My name is Avry Merrael." "Sounds like a girly name to me." The blonde teased, but he smiled so I know he wasn't all too serious "What're your names?" I did my adorably irresistible puppy eyes. "I'm Uzumaki Naruto! Dattebayo!" The blonde "I'm Haruno Sakura…" The pink haired one seemed really cold…and heartless. "I'm their sensei Kakashi and that's," pointing to the emo "Uchiha Sasuke." "Nice to meet you. May I go back to sleep now please?" "Absolutely not." Sasuke glared at me for my stupid question. It only took a little while to get to the hospital. This place was like nothing I've ever seen. Everyone was dressed so strangely and…well they didn't have phones! Naruto stayed with me in the hospital because he was interested as to where it was I came from. While we were talking a boy and a man who looked strangely alike wearing their green spandies burst into the room. "Ah Naruto you have a girlfriend now? I thought that you liked Sakura-san!" The shorter of the men in green taunted Naruto. "I'M A BOY DAMNIT!" I screamed. The older of the two look at me and then at Naruto. "I didn't know that you were that kind of person Naruto-kun." Immediately I took my pillow and screamed into it. "Gai-sensei you made Naruto-san go red with embarrassment." "By the way, what is your name?" They both turned to look at me. "I'm Avry. And it is NOT a girl's name! Who're you?" "I'm Gai-sensei, and this is my youthful student Rock Lee!" And then they posed. And then and only then, I was more scared that I have ever been in my entire life.
When Avry-Kun got out of the hospital we all took him to go see the Hokage. "Avry-kun I'm glad you're feeling better but do you really think you should be copying fuzzy brows and fuzzy brows' Sensei?" I looked at him doing cartwheels down the road to the Hokage's office. "Naruto don't be a buzz kill! I'm absolutely fine! I promise." And then Avry ran into someone. I started laughing at him and then I ran into someone too. "Poor Naruto got caught off guard." Avry teased. We finally got to the old man's office to find Konohamaru and his snotty tutor. "You know the one, right kyuubi?" "Ah, You must be The closet pervert that Naruto told me about! Is it really true that you bled so much that they had to take you to the hospital?" Ebisu looked at Avry-Kun. "No…" "Okay then! And you're Konohamaru right? You finally got your own sexy no jutsu managed huh? Naru puppy told me all about it. He had to keep me up! See I apparently tripped over a tree and then I was bleeding all over the place and I had a concussion so I couldn't go to sleep or else I might not have ever woken up and he had to keep me awake and why are you looking at me like that?" It was true, I had to keep him up, but Ebisu and Konohamaru really were looking at him in a strange way, "Naruto nii-chan! You really do meet the prettiest girls!" Konohamaru looked at me proudly and then went on to inspect Avry, so did his tutor. "W-wait you don't understand!" I was flustered. And so was Avry-kun. "I'm a boy! Do I really look like such a girl to you people?! And why does everyone think that I'm going out with Naruto! Unfair! Don't I at least get someone a little more…coordinated in the head?" Konohamaru was shocked and Ebisu had a nose bleed, which made even Old Man Sarutobi laugh. "So I hear from Kakashi-san that you're not from around here. You also don't have any passport of any kind so I'm going to have to ask you, just where is it you come from?" the old man sitting at the desk finally spoke up and Avry seemed surprised. "I…I don't know. If you could possibly tell me where I am at I might be able to answer you." Avry's eyes were very beautiful in the lighting, what with the windows and everything in the office. "You're in Konohagakure, or just Konoha. I'm surprised that with all Naruto told you he didn't tell you this." I couldn't take my eyes off him…I don't know why but Avry was very….adorable at the moment. "Uhm…I've never heard of a city called Konoha before…Have you ever heard of a state called Arkansas?" He's very cute when he is confused. "No, I haven't." "I know this may seem stupid, but I think I might come from a parallel universe. Or at least another world." the Hokage's face seemed to be a mix of shock and despair. "Avry-kun I'm still not sure where you've come from, how you get here, or why you're here. I must tell you though, I am going to have to have someone watch you 24/7 and you also need a place to live…" I suddenly got excited. Maybe I could spend more time with Avry?…"I'm going to inform Uchiha Sasuke immediately that he's to watch you, and you're to live with him." and just like that my dreams were shattered. Why does Sasuke always get to do the awesome things? "I understand why you'd want someone like me to be looked after but why Sasuke?" Yeah, why old man? Why! "Sasuke is the most skilled in his age group and I think if anything ever got out of hand he could take care of it. I also know that different age groups don't always mix too well, and I know that you've met him before." I grumbled and grabbed Avry-kun's hand and we went to go visit Sasuke at his apartment house thing or whatever! "Naruto, are you mad?" I turned around quickly and gave him a hug. "Sasuke gets angry sometimes and he doesn't really have normal feelings, but if he's ever excessively mean to you, find me, promise?" I let go and he looked up at me with his adorable eyes… "It's a promise."
"Come in…." Sasuke let us in, but he didn't look too happy about it. He scared me quite a lot, his dark eyes and strange expressions. You'd think growing up in the most country part or New York I would be used to creepy. "Old Man Hokage wants you to watch Avry….And He's going to live here so I guess you should get used to having company all the time right away. Oh and, he doesn't have any clothes so you should probably go buy him some soon~! Bye Sauce-gay!" Naruto left and Sasuke glared at me again, grabbed my arm, and dragged me to his room. I have to tell you that I was honestly scared of what was going to happen to me. He just picked up his wallet and started leaving, motioning for me to follow. "Wh-where are we going Sasuke?" He quickly turned around, which startled me so I was getting ready to run, but his expression seemed to ease just a bit after a few seconds. "Naruto-kun said you needed clothes right? So I'm buying you clothes. I don't want you wearing the same exact thing all the time, you'll start to smell bad." "Oh…I guess I get it" We started walking again and Sasuke seemed to be leading me with his hand at the back of my neck. "You really aren't that bad Sasuke!" I smiled at him. Apparently Sasuke doesn't know how to smile. "Good afternoon Uchiha-San!" More than half the store turned and said their hellos to Sasuke when we came in, even the guys! Apparently he is really, really popular, which kind of made me feel bad because no one even bothered to ask if I needed help finding something. So I just went about the shop and searched for something in my style, which of course I couldn't find anything that looked good…Well okay I went crazy and picked up everything cool I saw and was my size., which sadly wasn't a lot. There was one outfit though, a white sweater with a black and silver dragon going up the side and onto the chest. I got black cargo shorts and a black vest with fake fur on the inside to match, and not to mention some new shoes! Hahaha! And yet it seemed to Sasuke as though he hadn't spent any of his money at all. A lot of my other outfits were kind of okay but I liked this one, it was eye-catching and looked expensive. Sadly it really wasn't, which again made me feel bad because a few of the girls in the store giggled and pointed when I gave then to Sasuke.
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When we got back home he showed me where I'd sleep. It was just a plain old bed mattress on the floor with sheets. I flopped and then decided not to do any more flopping. "Wow that thing is very bouncy…" I starting rubbing the back of my head. "Tomorrow the Hokage wants you to come for training with the whole team. Just so we can keep an eye on you…" "Hey do you have any other friends I could talk to? I mean I don't feel as though I've met everyone yet. I mean like this Gaara fellow! Where is he? Naruto told me what he knew about him. And this Neji guy? And Hina…something or other? And who is Ino-pig? Sakura told me about that one." "You can get Naruto to take you around with everyone, tomorrow." Sasuke was kind of cold about it. It wasn't even really dark outside so I decided to go out and walk around and I could do so freely because Sasuke went to take a shower and I made my daring escape. I walked around all of the little shops and such, until I finally saw some people who looked like what Naruto described the village as being. "Oh my gods I'm so sorry! I didn't see you there! You're okay though right, right?" I was frantic pretty much, you see I knocked someone down because I suddenly just kind of stopped…thinking and moving apparently. He was weird though, his eyes were blank! Like literally they were completely colored a very light lavender. I offered my hand to help him up and he sneered at me! What an ass! " all these annoying people rawrs…" "I-I'm sorry; a-about Neji. He gets…He gets angered v-very easily." A little person creature that was more timid than I had been in this environment apologized for Neji…Wait…Neji?! "WAIT a minute! You're that guy lee was telling me about! Get back here So I can drop kick you in the throat!" I wasn't that angry, I just like making empty threats. "I doubt you could even land a hit on me" Said the asshat that was recently named Neji. "Well no probably not I mean I can't even kick above my waist. BUT that doesn't mean you can go around being an asshat to people." "I'm not one to fight a girl simple if she provokes me with teasing but I guess I've no choice." "GODDAMNIT I AM NOT A GIRL! AH! Fuckit. Do you see boobs? No? well then I'm not a girl am I? no, no I'm not. And I swear the next person who thinks I'm a girl out loud I'm going to kill. I'm just going to find a freaking rusted pipe and kill them." "You're really not a girl…?" Neji looked kind of worried at the fact that I'm really not a girl. I mean you know that right…Right? "No. I'm a boy. I wear guys clothes! I can walk around in public topless and I won't get arrested for it, depending on where I'm at, And again, I'm not a fucking girl. If you want more proof than that I'm going to lose all sanity and go kill a tree with an herring." Now he was even more confused. "You're going to kill a tree with a fish?" "Are you really sure that you're this insanely incredible person that lee decided to tell me about or are really just messing around and getting insanely good luck? If you haven't figured it out, I just called you an idiot." He glared at me, and I ran for it. Yeah he was way faster than I was and I had to hide under a barrel! Yeah that didn't work out well either because he found me. So uhm yeah I ran all the way back to Sasuke and I was truly amazed that I didn't faint. "Excuse me…but you're Neji right? Why are you attempting to murder Avry-kun?" We both explained simultaneously which was funny because he almost called me a bitch so I called him an assbucket. It took about twenty minutes into the explanation to apologize to Neji for my action and practically slam the door in his face. He was still facing the door when he mumbled something. "Uhm, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." He kind of scared me at this point. Sasuke quickly turned around, grabbed me by the shoulders, and, hopefully not the hardest he could, slammed me against the nearest wall. "Do you honestly know what he could have done to you? No one here knows who you are nor do they care and half of them wouldn't hesitate to kill you! If you're going to be a complete moron, do it where you can't get into trouble, especially if people like Neji are around!" His eyes looked as though they were tinted a deadly shade of red. "I'm sorry, I act stupid it's what comes natural to me okay? And could you possibly let go, you're hurting me!" He glared at me. "It's already dark out, so go take your shower and then go to sleep." He walked away from me and sat on his bed. Maybe Sasuke really does care? Well I did as he said, I kind of didn't want to get him all, you know pissed. I laid down on the mattress which was prepped with sheets while I was in the bath, and right when I was starting to sleep someone picked me up.
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Avry really is the most idiotic person I have ever laid eyes on. And I do know Naruto, so that in itself is saying too much. Pissing off Neji? That was just the beginning. Who goes to sleep with wet hair, especially someone who knows their going to be sleeping closer the cold floor. So while that idiot was trying to sleep I picked him up and moved him over to my bed. "Why are you nice to me one minute and then pissed the next?" He looked up at me but I could barely see him in the darkness. "Because you're an idiot. Now go to sleep, Baka." this was the one time I had gotten a goodnight kiss in a long time. I'm glad it was dark, Avry couldn't see the blush that was burning my cheeks. What a strange person to have come during the middle of the chunnin exams though. No passport or anything? Hopefully he doesn't try anything…It would tear me apart if someone else I admired dearly were to cause such a cruel amount of damage ever again.