Calliou was mixing dope in his four wheel drive
He was sniffing and snorting it up his nose.
He began to choke and sputter.
He spit it out and lay gagging on the ground.
Then he woke up, he didn't know why he was having such a strange dream.
Then he remembered the coke he was mixing in the bathtub.
He ran over and mixed it with bath salts, LSD, and chocolate.
He gurgled it.
Then he had a vision.
Mankind in the distant future had settled the solar system.
Then aliens invaded driving man back to one city on Earth.
It was protected by a giant sphere known as the traveler
Calliou wondered why the sphere wasn't ripped apart by the Earth's tidal forces.
However his mom burst into the room at that exact moment and began beating him with a pin roller.
She ran downstairs and into the backyard, where she screamed as she rubbed her stored excrement all over herself.
Calliou's father screamed and began smashing all the cutlery and glassware in the house.
He grabbed all the food in the fridge and began pouring it onto himself.