One very hot day in July, Princess Cadence and her husband Shining Armour decided to get ice cream. They trotted over to the ice cream shop.
The ice cream pony looked at them and said "Which flavour would you like?"
"I'd like strawberry ice cream," said Cadence. Strawberry ice cream is pink, and pink is one colour of love along with red, and Cadence is the princess of love, so it only makes sense.
"Cinnamon, preferably," said Shining Armour.
"You know," said Queen Chrysalis as the ice cream pony gave the couple their respective cones of ice cream. "I heard that the cinnamon ice cream they sell here will literally set your mouth on fire."
"Why should we listen to you?" said Shining. "You disguised yourself as Cadence so you could take over Equestria. Besides, it's ice cream. Surely it can't be that spicy."
"I warned you," said Chrysalis. The changelings' queen watched the rulers of the Crystal Kingdom heading outside. "I want a..."
Her sentence was cut short as she heard what sounded like a stallion screaming.
"They're probably sorry they didn't listen," Chrysalis mumbled to herself. "Mint chocolate chip."
The queen headed to a nearby bar as she watched Shining Armour run around like a headless pony, with his mouth literally on fire.
"SHINING! SHINING!" Princess Mi Amore Cadenza was chasing after him carrying a bucket of super cold water, and by super, I mean SUPER cold water. "STOP SO I CAN HELP YOU!" Cadence stopped and glared at Chrysalis.
"Warned you." Chrysalis shrugged and strolled into the bar.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS! FOR NOW.