Yup I've gone nuts. This is based off something I read on The Sneeze. It's a drabble like thing.
Legolas was happily skipping through the woods when he came across a hollow tree with smoke coming out of the top. He peeked inside and saw many small creatures attempting to put out a fire that had gone out of hand. Legolas quickly smother the flame with his hand even though it hurt like a thousand orcs stabbing him. He looked at his burnt hand and saw a silver cookie shape burn on his left hand. The creatures gathered around him and started to chant. A creature that was larger then the rest came up to him and spoke.
" Many thanks. The cookie fire has marked you as its own. Now you must become one of us. One of the Keeblers." The strange chant grew louder and legolas was shocked to find himself shrinking. His clothes became more brightly colored and he dropped his bow. The world grew black and he felt himself being dragged into the tree. When he woke up he was no longer a elf of Arda but something wholly different. He was a Keebler elf. And that meant cookies. Many days later Gimli came upon Legolas' bow.
What happened to that elf? He wound up in a fudge graham cookie. Some say he jumped into the mixer. Others say he was pushed. All I know was that finding a little body in my cookie was very disturbing.
Feel free to think I'm mad. I think I'm crazy now!