Obviously I do not own Clockwork nor the characters.
"BYE-BYE HAIR! This new product is ideal for pranking your rivals! Simply replace conditioner with the product! ORDER NOW!
Note: only works in quantities equivalent to conditioner used…"
The newspaper advertisement lingered in Boris's mind. He, his father, and three of Arcadia's five stood idly as they rode an elevator up Mercia's Fortress. The prince glanced over to Alexander, eyeing his long, glossy golden hair.
"…pardon me, Alexander…" Boris began, barely hiding his malicious smirk. "But mind if I ask how much conditioner you use?"
Alexander blinked before answering, "Do you want that in bottles or gallons?"
"GALLONS?!"
AN: This stared as a comic idea but I'm too lazy to doodle it, so I drabbled it instead. Enjoy XD Also drabbling is harder than it looks. Also I think this is the first Clockwork fanfic on ff. net because there isn't a section for it under Comics yet...