I dont own One piece
Usopp laid in his hammock. Perfect relaxation. No Luffy, no Zoro, no Nami, no Sanji. Not that he didn't love his nakanama, but life as a pirate could be so stressful sometimes. Just as he was about a drift into a peaceful sleep when "HEY USOPP!" Luffy shouted popping out of nowhere making Usopp fall out of his hammock and hit his nose on the hard wooden floor. "My nose!" Usopp screamed in a nasally voice obviously in pain. "Oh, sorry, but I have to talk to you about something." Luffy said not noticing exactly how much he hurt Usopp's nose. "What? That you're trying to break my nose." Usopp said slightly irritated by his captain's carelessness. "Well Usopp, Zoro seems kind of down today", Luffy began "He seems pretty upset for some reason." Usopp stared at his captain for a minute before finally saying "Luffy what's today?" Luffy pondered for a moment before responding "Um Tuesday, Friday, do we even have a calendar?" Usopp decided to just say it plain out "Today is the anniversary of the day Kuina died" Luffy stared at the sniper before saying "Who's Kuina?" Usopp's eye twitched. "I am going to take a nap." Usopp responded already getting back in his hammock. Luffy responded to this by flipping the hammock over having Usopp fall on the ground and hit his nose yet again. "Ow! Are you actually trying to break my nose? Because it seems like you are!" Usopp screamed. "Just tell me who Kuina is." Luffy shrugged. "She's Zoro's friend from when he was a kid. She died and is the reason he wants to be the greatest swordsman in the world." Usopp explained as quickly as possible so he could go back to sleep. "So she's a mystery girl." Usopp's eye twitched again. "Luffy he's just sad and misses his friend. Now will you please let me sleep?" Usopp was about to get in his hammock when Luffy asked "So how do I cheer him up?" Usopp decided he was never going to sleep and just sat down. "Luffy, I'm sure he'll feel better tomorrow." Usopp assured. "But I want him to feel better today" Luffy began. "He's my best friend." "What about me?" Usopp asked. "You're my other best friend." Luffy said simply. "Well Luffy I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you should give Zoro a hug, maybe, that will cheer him up?" Usopp said getting back into his hammock hoping that this time he wouldn't get knocked out of it. "That's a great idea!" Luffy shouted running off before Usopp could respond. "Luffy wait I was joke- ah forget maybe now I can get some peace and quiet." Usopp was just about to drift into sleep when "Usopp, why the hell does Luffy keep hugging me!" Zoro yelled causing Usopp to once again fall out of his hammock and hit his nose. "We need a doctor on this ship soon or my nose is going to fall off."