HI! Silly here! Who else. Anyways, here's a one shot that actually took me kinda long to wright so… yeah. R&R. WARNING: the following story contains sexual content. Don't say I didn't warn ya. Cuz I did.

You Talk Too Much

"Saaaasukeeeeee!! C'mon! What do you wanna do? We could rent some movies or go for a walk, or go to Ichiraku's!!" He had been going on like this for the past fifteen minutes...he was driving me nuts.

It was Friday night. Naruto was at my house. We were seated on the couch, my right arm around him and he was bugging the crap out of me trying to get me to do something with him. "Teme!! You can't possibly just want to sit here all night! I'm so bored…!" My amazingly annoying boyfriend complained.

"Here's an idea," I said, "why don't you shut up? Dobe."

My fingers combed through Naruto's soft blond hair, tangling themselves throughout, when a brilliant idea came to my mind.

As I listened to Naruto drabble on about how we don't do enough together, I smirked, happy with my plan and ready to put it into action.

Step One: wait until he stops talking. And so I waited, and waited…….and waited. Was he ever going to shut up? Then, finally after forever, he did. "Teme? Why don't you want to do anything with me? Do you not want to date anymore? Do you hate me?" My kitsune looked at me with sad eyes; he looked on the brink of tears. That's when I made my move.

Step Two: make sure he doesn't start talking again. I placed my mouth over Naruto's and kissed him. I pulled him onto my lap and deepened our kiss. He tried to pull away but my secure grasp one his waist prevented him from doing so. Naruto moaned and I bit down softly on his lower lip and licked the trickle of blood that I had created.

I stood up taking my now quiet boyfriend with me and blindly wandered my living room until I found a wall to push him up against. I moved my hips in circular motions against his and he whimpered softly…hah, I knew what he wanted and I was only too happy to oblige.

I undid his jeans as he did the same to mine and then….Mmm. Pure Bliss. I broke our embrace and whispered in his ear, "Why don't we just stay here? As long as I'm with you, I'm happy." And with that I leaned down and kissed my startled blonde once more.

His hand ran up and down my- wait you don't really need to know what happens next. Good bye. Go away.

FIN.

Voila! C'est Magnifique!! Soooo? How'd you like it? Well if you really cared you give me a review so yeah. Clicky click.

This story is dedicated to my best friend Jessie (sasunaru127) and her love of SasuNaru and Naruto in general. Yes, the one that's amazing at piano and drawing, the one I am sooooo jealous of it's funny, My Rival Jess. Yes that Jess. Love you Jess!

Ps. This story originally, was supposed to be a lemon but…I didn't have the guts. So yeah… to bad.

(Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto just this story's plot and stuff)