Yami Bakura and a Cold don't banish well.
Bakura sneezed. "Sorry Sakura. I can't go to the party tonight."
"What!!!" Sakura shoved a bottle of Asprin at Bakura. "Your going and that's final!!! You have to go you promised."
"She's right. You did promise Te'a you'd go to her party. even though I hate her an' all she's alright I s'pose. I mean I'm going to Friend Ship Girls party." Ayari shrugged.
"Well I won't get better by swallowing a bottle of Asprin." Bakura stared at the bottle.
"How d'you know!!! If two cures a headache. the whole bottle should cure anything!!" Sakura exclaimed.
"But." Bakura passed out from his fever.
"What a wimp." Ayari muttered.
The door to Bakura's house flung open and in stepped Yugi, Jounouchi, and Honda.
"Hiya!" Honda and Yugi chimed together.
"Yo guy's ready to go to the Party?" Jou asked.
Sakura looked at her brother. "No." Sakura thought about it. 'A party. and I'm not going!!! I'm force feeding him!' Sakura opened the bottle of the Asprin.
"Sakura. What are you doing?" Ayari and Malik looked at Sakura.
Sakura laughed evilly. and then poured the bottle's content's into her hand.
"SAKURA!!!" Ayari and Malik grabbed Sakura and held her back.
Bakura sat up in bed, well, Yami Bakura did. "What in bloody hell are you people trying to do to me!!!" He yelled sneezing.
"You're going to a Party Bakura!!!" Sakura yelled.
Yugi and Honda stared at them. "Uh. is that safe?"
Jounouchi had fallen into a daze of giant doughnut's and pizzas. "Giant Cream Filed Doughnuts!!!"
"Un hand me woman!!!" Yami Bakura yelled as Sakura grabbed his arm.
"Take The Pill!!" Sakura Yelled.
" Sakura!!! Stop!!" Ayari and Malik screamed tightening their grip on Sakura's arms.
Kaiba came in casually. "What's going on here?" He asked and then noticed Ayari and Malik holding Sakura back, Jou dreaming, Yugi and Tristan staring, and Sakura screaming about not going to a party if Bakura didn't take some Asprin. "Forget I asked."
"THAT'S IT!!! SHA-achoo DOW-achoo REALM!! -achoo!!!" Yami Bakura screamed.
The room turned purple and Sakura finally calmed down. The group in Bakura's living room looked around.
"I recognize this." Yami Yugi muttered deep in thought.
"No ya think." Ayari and Sakura said sarcastically.
"Are we in the Shadow realm?" Jounouchi asked.
"No we're still in the living room." Ayari and Sakura said even more sarcastically.
"Welcome to the-" Yami Bakura started.
The place turned black and every on screamed.
"Unhand My Ass Kaiba!!!" Ayari's voice echoed.
"I'm not even near you!!" Kaiba's voice retaliated.
"What in the world am I Holding?" Malik's voice added.
"Malik!!! THAT'S MY ASS!!" Ayari screamed smacking what she thought to be Malik.
"OWW!! Ayari!! That's my head!!" Jou's voice echoed.
"What's going on!!!" Honda's voice said loudly.
"Sorry." Ayari's voice said.
"Where are we? This isn't the shadow realm. not any more any way." Yami Yugi's voice said smartly.
The lights came on and the group found them selves falling from the sky.
"AHHH!!!" Ayari jumped on Malik, Sakura began to strangle Yami Bakura, Honda jumped in to Jou's arms, and Yami Yugi and Kaiba fell rather neatly.
"Shadow Realm." Yami Bakura finished.
The gang landed abruptly.
"Ow.. My ass. It hurt's." Ayari stood up with the help of Malik, while rubbing her butt.
"Where are we Yami Bakura!!!" Sakura yelled grabbing a hold of Yami Bakura's shirt. "You better tell me now!!!"
"Relax woman-" Yami Bakura started, and then was cut off by a loud roar. Sounded kinda like a dinosaur.
The bushes near by rumbled and shook.
Jou and Honda screamed.
"Relax boys. It's just a little animal like a-" Ayari began and was cut off by the bushes bending open to reveal a huge greenish-brown Tyrannosaurus Rex. "DINOSAUR!!!"
Jou and Honda took off at super human speeds.
"Just like a puppy dog. whimpering with his tail behind his legs." Kaiba muttered.
Jounouchi ran back up to Kaiba. "Say it to my face Kaiba!!! You jerk, insignificant, snobby rich bastard."
Kaiba blinked.
"This is no time to be arguing!!" Yami Yugi grabbed Jounouchi and Kaiba by the collar and took off running.
"Oh crap!!" Sakura ran away along with Yami Bakura, who was screaming Sorry.just like Ryou.
Ayari stood there in complete disbelief.
"Come on you. We wouldn't want anything to happen to an idiot like you!" Malik yelled snatching Ayari up into his arms and speeding away, the Dino followed.
The cast finally ended up together again running at top speed form the roaring Dino behind them.
Ayari got a plan. 'If I can just get every one to that tree.' Ayari jumped into a nearby tree, and the dino looked up at her confused as did the rest of the gang. "Come and Get me ya big son. Of. A. Bitch." Ayari yelled elongating the words son of a bitch.
Sakura looked over to Malik who was watching Ayari. "What is she doing?"
"She's being a decoy.. she has a plan." Malik replied. He then noticed a fallen tree trunk which seemed to resemble an adequate place for hiding. "Go to the tree trunk Guy's!! Ayari can handle this."
The cast ran torwards the trunk, Jou and Honda in the lead. The cast made it safely.
Ayari smiled at Malik. She turned to the dino. "Come get me stupid." Ayari grinned and jumped into a higher branch and across the trees, and disappearing from sight.
"Will she be safe?" Sakura asked.
"Of course." Malik replied. "She's smart and knows how to get out of a messy situation." Malik thought a moment. "Although I've never seen her in a messy situation with a Dinosaur."
Sakura fell down in disbelief. 'Ayari's gonna die.'
Jounouchi began to argue with Kaiba for no reason, Honda did in the corner muttering things like 'That dino can't get me.', 'I'm too strong for that dino.' Yami Yugi debated the situation, and Yami Bakura began to fiddle with the Millennium Ring (out of boredom).
"Hiya guys. What's up?" Ayari came in smiling. She was fine and the dino was gone.
"AYARI!!!" Sakura began to cry while hugging Ayari tightly.
"Sakura.I .can't . breathe." Ayari managed to say.
"We must not be in the Shadow Realm." Yami Yugi said.
"No shit Sherlock." Ayari said clearly; Sakura had let her go.
"Well we're not in Domino City either.." Kaiba added, taking his attention from Jounouchi.
"No really." Ayari and Sakura said sarcastically.
Malik looked around. there was a silver spot on the tree trunk amidst the green moss. "That's odd." he began to chip away at the silver spot, revealing more silver.
"YAMI BAKURA!!! WHERE ARE WE YOU FREAK!!!???" Sakura and Ayari screamed grabbing Yami Bakura by the shirt.
"Un hand me and I'll tell you." Yami Bakura managed to say.
"All right..." Ayari said reproachfully. The girls let go of his shirt.
"Better." Yami Bakura brushed his shirt. "We're in another dimension."
"ANOTHER DIMENSION!!! What chu talkin' about Bakura?" Ayari and Sakura asked.
"This is the parallel dimension to the shadow re-" Something soft hit his head. Yami Bakura looked up and noticed Malik chipping away the moss at the roof of the hideout. "What in the hell are you doing Malik!!"
"Sit quiet you buffoon. I'm working here." Malik replied in an even more nasally voice.(i.e. English dub voice. it's so stupid. X( I hate it.)
"No really Malik. What are you doing?" Ayari asked.
"if you must know. I'm trying to figure out what's under all this moss." Malik replied, annoyed.
"IT'S A HELICOPTER!!!" Kaiba yelled, as he noticed the silver coming through the walls of moss. "I have one just like it. Model 382-96724 Velocopter."
"Whoa. Rich boys like a helicopter magazine." Jou said snickering.
"A helicopter. Ah yes I remember seeing one of those once. on a tv." Malik said, thinking really hard. "So I have one question Yami Bakura. What in the hell is a helicopter doing in this dimension?"
"Maybe if I could answer the first question I might be able to get to yours. Now keep quiet and be a good annoying Egyptian boy and sit in the corner. The adults are talking." Yami Bakura replied. "Now where was I.. ah yes, I remember. Thanks to the fact that your stupid twin brother, Ryou, got sick, I could not banish you all to the Shadow Realm as planned. Instead I sneezed, and now we're in a parallel dimension to the Shadow Realm. Understand."
"I get it. So are we trapped here." Yami Yugi said.
"WHAT TRAPPED!!!" Ayari screamed.
"I'M GOING TO MISS THE PARTY!!!" Sakura added.
"well time does pass differently here you dimwits." Yami Bakura said crossing his arms.
"How long am I stuck here?" Ayari asked.
" Until I find a way to get us back." Yami Bakura replied. "Now what was your question Malik?"
"Why is there a helicopter here?" Malik replied as his Yami decided to come on out and walk around all spiritually.
"I don't know. I'm a master of the Shadow Realm not the Parallel dimension to the Shadow Realm." Yami Bakura replied. "now I'm going for a rest so if you have any questions, as Sakura's idiotic twin." Ryou Bakura blinked. "What? Where am I?"
"You're in uh. The parallel dimension to the shadow realm. that's what Yami Bakura said right?" Sakura answered.
"That's right you foolish, and obviously deaf, Mortal." Yami Malik replied glaring at the group.
The cast glared back at him.
~~~ Later that night~~~~
"Yami Bakura. are we safe here?" Sakura asked.
"Perfectly. Unless some one decides to run off and find a few dinos to chase him back here. Which I would say is beyond me if any one wants to actually do that." Yami Bakura answered.
"Ok. I just wanted to be sure." Sakura shivered and crawled over to Yami Bakura. "But uh. just to be safe."
Yami Bakura stared at her from the corner of his eye. "Touch me and die."
Ayari sat beside Malik quietly. "So um.. it's very uh quiet out here." Ayari said.
"Yep.. it is." Malik said quietly.
"Um.. well it's quite romantic if you subtract the Dinosaurs." Ayari moved her hands, she didn't feel them. " And the fact I can't feel my hands."
Malik smiled and stared at her.
"Dammit." Ayari said shaking her hands.
"Just rub them together like this.." Malik took her hands in his, which his were ay least 3 inches biger.
Ayari blushed and stared at him as he held her hands, which amazingly were becoming less and less unfeeling. "Your hands are quite warm."
"Uh. they should be. I hope..." Malik smiled. "I am a warm blooded creature.."
Ayari smiled. "Yeah so am I." Ayari blushed brighter. "uh.. Malik.."
They stared at one another.
"Ayari."
"Yes Malik."
"I ."
They leaned in to kiss and then-
"GET OFF OF ME YOU-" Yami Bakura was screaming. Sakura had fallen asleep on him. "uh.. Sakura." Yami Bakura Blushed.
Ayari and Malik laughed. They smiled at the two.
Jou and Kaiba lay passed out next to one another. Honda has fallen asleep with a makeshift mirror in hand. Yami Yugi lay holding Yugi in his arms and Ryou Bakura was sleeping on the floor next to his Yami. Yami Malik was no where to be seen.
Eventually, Yami Bakura fell asleep arms around Sakura, and Malik fell asleep arms around Ayari who was in his lap fast asleep.
Jou snored loudly.
Bakura sneezed. "Sorry Sakura. I can't go to the party tonight."
"What!!!" Sakura shoved a bottle of Asprin at Bakura. "Your going and that's final!!! You have to go you promised."
"She's right. You did promise Te'a you'd go to her party. even though I hate her an' all she's alright I s'pose. I mean I'm going to Friend Ship Girls party." Ayari shrugged.
"Well I won't get better by swallowing a bottle of Asprin." Bakura stared at the bottle.
"How d'you know!!! If two cures a headache. the whole bottle should cure anything!!" Sakura exclaimed.
"But." Bakura passed out from his fever.
"What a wimp." Ayari muttered.
The door to Bakura's house flung open and in stepped Yugi, Jounouchi, and Honda.
"Hiya!" Honda and Yugi chimed together.
"Yo guy's ready to go to the Party?" Jou asked.
Sakura looked at her brother. "No." Sakura thought about it. 'A party. and I'm not going!!! I'm force feeding him!' Sakura opened the bottle of the Asprin.
"Sakura. What are you doing?" Ayari and Malik looked at Sakura.
Sakura laughed evilly. and then poured the bottle's content's into her hand.
"SAKURA!!!" Ayari and Malik grabbed Sakura and held her back.
Bakura sat up in bed, well, Yami Bakura did. "What in bloody hell are you people trying to do to me!!!" He yelled sneezing.
"You're going to a Party Bakura!!!" Sakura yelled.
Yugi and Honda stared at them. "Uh. is that safe?"
Jounouchi had fallen into a daze of giant doughnut's and pizzas. "Giant Cream Filed Doughnuts!!!"
"Un hand me woman!!!" Yami Bakura yelled as Sakura grabbed his arm.
"Take The Pill!!" Sakura Yelled.
" Sakura!!! Stop!!" Ayari and Malik screamed tightening their grip on Sakura's arms.
Kaiba came in casually. "What's going on here?" He asked and then noticed Ayari and Malik holding Sakura back, Jou dreaming, Yugi and Tristan staring, and Sakura screaming about not going to a party if Bakura didn't take some Asprin. "Forget I asked."
"THAT'S IT!!! SHA-achoo DOW-achoo REALM!! -achoo!!!" Yami Bakura screamed.
The room turned purple and Sakura finally calmed down. The group in Bakura's living room looked around.
"I recognize this." Yami Yugi muttered deep in thought.
"No ya think." Ayari and Sakura said sarcastically.
"Are we in the Shadow realm?" Jounouchi asked.
"No we're still in the living room." Ayari and Sakura said even more sarcastically.
"Welcome to the-" Yami Bakura started.
The place turned black and every on screamed.
"Unhand My Ass Kaiba!!!" Ayari's voice echoed.
"I'm not even near you!!" Kaiba's voice retaliated.
"What in the world am I Holding?" Malik's voice added.
"Malik!!! THAT'S MY ASS!!" Ayari screamed smacking what she thought to be Malik.
"OWW!! Ayari!! That's my head!!" Jou's voice echoed.
"What's going on!!!" Honda's voice said loudly.
"Sorry." Ayari's voice said.
"Where are we? This isn't the shadow realm. not any more any way." Yami Yugi's voice said smartly.
The lights came on and the group found them selves falling from the sky.
"AHHH!!!" Ayari jumped on Malik, Sakura began to strangle Yami Bakura, Honda jumped in to Jou's arms, and Yami Yugi and Kaiba fell rather neatly.
"Shadow Realm." Yami Bakura finished.
The gang landed abruptly.
"Ow.. My ass. It hurt's." Ayari stood up with the help of Malik, while rubbing her butt.
"Where are we Yami Bakura!!!" Sakura yelled grabbing a hold of Yami Bakura's shirt. "You better tell me now!!!"
"Relax woman-" Yami Bakura started, and then was cut off by a loud roar. Sounded kinda like a dinosaur.
The bushes near by rumbled and shook.
Jou and Honda screamed.
"Relax boys. It's just a little animal like a-" Ayari began and was cut off by the bushes bending open to reveal a huge greenish-brown Tyrannosaurus Rex. "DINOSAUR!!!"
Jou and Honda took off at super human speeds.
"Just like a puppy dog. whimpering with his tail behind his legs." Kaiba muttered.
Jounouchi ran back up to Kaiba. "Say it to my face Kaiba!!! You jerk, insignificant, snobby rich bastard."
Kaiba blinked.
"This is no time to be arguing!!" Yami Yugi grabbed Jounouchi and Kaiba by the collar and took off running.
"Oh crap!!" Sakura ran away along with Yami Bakura, who was screaming Sorry.just like Ryou.
Ayari stood there in complete disbelief.
"Come on you. We wouldn't want anything to happen to an idiot like you!" Malik yelled snatching Ayari up into his arms and speeding away, the Dino followed.
The cast finally ended up together again running at top speed form the roaring Dino behind them.
Ayari got a plan. 'If I can just get every one to that tree.' Ayari jumped into a nearby tree, and the dino looked up at her confused as did the rest of the gang. "Come and Get me ya big son. Of. A. Bitch." Ayari yelled elongating the words son of a bitch.
Sakura looked over to Malik who was watching Ayari. "What is she doing?"
"She's being a decoy.. she has a plan." Malik replied. He then noticed a fallen tree trunk which seemed to resemble an adequate place for hiding. "Go to the tree trunk Guy's!! Ayari can handle this."
The cast ran torwards the trunk, Jou and Honda in the lead. The cast made it safely.
Ayari smiled at Malik. She turned to the dino. "Come get me stupid." Ayari grinned and jumped into a higher branch and across the trees, and disappearing from sight.
"Will she be safe?" Sakura asked.
"Of course." Malik replied. "She's smart and knows how to get out of a messy situation." Malik thought a moment. "Although I've never seen her in a messy situation with a Dinosaur."
Sakura fell down in disbelief. 'Ayari's gonna die.'
Jounouchi began to argue with Kaiba for no reason, Honda did in the corner muttering things like 'That dino can't get me.', 'I'm too strong for that dino.' Yami Yugi debated the situation, and Yami Bakura began to fiddle with the Millennium Ring (out of boredom).
"Hiya guys. What's up?" Ayari came in smiling. She was fine and the dino was gone.
"AYARI!!!" Sakura began to cry while hugging Ayari tightly.
"Sakura.I .can't . breathe." Ayari managed to say.
"We must not be in the Shadow Realm." Yami Yugi said.
"No shit Sherlock." Ayari said clearly; Sakura had let her go.
"Well we're not in Domino City either.." Kaiba added, taking his attention from Jounouchi.
"No really." Ayari and Sakura said sarcastically.
Malik looked around. there was a silver spot on the tree trunk amidst the green moss. "That's odd." he began to chip away at the silver spot, revealing more silver.
"YAMI BAKURA!!! WHERE ARE WE YOU FREAK!!!???" Sakura and Ayari screamed grabbing Yami Bakura by the shirt.
"Un hand me and I'll tell you." Yami Bakura managed to say.
"All right..." Ayari said reproachfully. The girls let go of his shirt.
"Better." Yami Bakura brushed his shirt. "We're in another dimension."
"ANOTHER DIMENSION!!! What chu talkin' about Bakura?" Ayari and Sakura asked.
"This is the parallel dimension to the shadow re-" Something soft hit his head. Yami Bakura looked up and noticed Malik chipping away the moss at the roof of the hideout. "What in the hell are you doing Malik!!"
"Sit quiet you buffoon. I'm working here." Malik replied in an even more nasally voice.(i.e. English dub voice. it's so stupid. X( I hate it.)
"No really Malik. What are you doing?" Ayari asked.
"if you must know. I'm trying to figure out what's under all this moss." Malik replied, annoyed.
"IT'S A HELICOPTER!!!" Kaiba yelled, as he noticed the silver coming through the walls of moss. "I have one just like it. Model 382-96724 Velocopter."
"Whoa. Rich boys like a helicopter magazine." Jou said snickering.
"A helicopter. Ah yes I remember seeing one of those once. on a tv." Malik said, thinking really hard. "So I have one question Yami Bakura. What in the hell is a helicopter doing in this dimension?"
"Maybe if I could answer the first question I might be able to get to yours. Now keep quiet and be a good annoying Egyptian boy and sit in the corner. The adults are talking." Yami Bakura replied. "Now where was I.. ah yes, I remember. Thanks to the fact that your stupid twin brother, Ryou, got sick, I could not banish you all to the Shadow Realm as planned. Instead I sneezed, and now we're in a parallel dimension to the Shadow Realm. Understand."
"I get it. So are we trapped here." Yami Yugi said.
"WHAT TRAPPED!!!" Ayari screamed.
"I'M GOING TO MISS THE PARTY!!!" Sakura added.
"well time does pass differently here you dimwits." Yami Bakura said crossing his arms.
"How long am I stuck here?" Ayari asked.
" Until I find a way to get us back." Yami Bakura replied. "Now what was your question Malik?"
"Why is there a helicopter here?" Malik replied as his Yami decided to come on out and walk around all spiritually.
"I don't know. I'm a master of the Shadow Realm not the Parallel dimension to the Shadow Realm." Yami Bakura replied. "now I'm going for a rest so if you have any questions, as Sakura's idiotic twin." Ryou Bakura blinked. "What? Where am I?"
"You're in uh. The parallel dimension to the shadow realm. that's what Yami Bakura said right?" Sakura answered.
"That's right you foolish, and obviously deaf, Mortal." Yami Malik replied glaring at the group.
The cast glared back at him.
~~~ Later that night~~~~
"Yami Bakura. are we safe here?" Sakura asked.
"Perfectly. Unless some one decides to run off and find a few dinos to chase him back here. Which I would say is beyond me if any one wants to actually do that." Yami Bakura answered.
"Ok. I just wanted to be sure." Sakura shivered and crawled over to Yami Bakura. "But uh. just to be safe."
Yami Bakura stared at her from the corner of his eye. "Touch me and die."
Ayari sat beside Malik quietly. "So um.. it's very uh quiet out here." Ayari said.
"Yep.. it is." Malik said quietly.
"Um.. well it's quite romantic if you subtract the Dinosaurs." Ayari moved her hands, she didn't feel them. " And the fact I can't feel my hands."
Malik smiled and stared at her.
"Dammit." Ayari said shaking her hands.
"Just rub them together like this.." Malik took her hands in his, which his were ay least 3 inches biger.
Ayari blushed and stared at him as he held her hands, which amazingly were becoming less and less unfeeling. "Your hands are quite warm."
"Uh. they should be. I hope..." Malik smiled. "I am a warm blooded creature.."
Ayari smiled. "Yeah so am I." Ayari blushed brighter. "uh.. Malik.."
They stared at one another.
"Ayari."
"Yes Malik."
"I ."
They leaned in to kiss and then-
"GET OFF OF ME YOU-" Yami Bakura was screaming. Sakura had fallen asleep on him. "uh.. Sakura." Yami Bakura Blushed.
Ayari and Malik laughed. They smiled at the two.
Jou and Kaiba lay passed out next to one another. Honda has fallen asleep with a makeshift mirror in hand. Yami Yugi lay holding Yugi in his arms and Ryou Bakura was sleeping on the floor next to his Yami. Yami Malik was no where to be seen.
Eventually, Yami Bakura fell asleep arms around Sakura, and Malik fell asleep arms around Ayari who was in his lap fast asleep.
Jou snored loudly.