My little sister can't be a level 200 mage!

Chapter 1: Crashing the computer.

Crash Bandicoot was chilling out on the island. It was a pretty chill day or chilling, or so he chilled. He had the strange urge to wet his weenie but he was holding back. Coco was home from school today, and he didn't want to terrify her with his massive fucking cock.

Coco Bandicoot jumped onto him,

"Good morning oni-chan!" She chirped chirpily as she thrusted a rectangular box in Crash's hand. Crash looked at it confused before gnawing on the side of it, expecting a chocolatey nougat center.

"No silly! It's a laptop! I got a new one, so I don't need my old one anymore ni-chan! Have fun 3" Crash gave his little sister a dirty fucking look. He was pisssed as a snake on sunday to be shat out of his chocolate. He wanted a snack. He was too lazy. Coco left. He was alone.

"SIIIIIIIIGH" Crash doesn't speak English so he only makes the sounds (However he does speak a mean Philipeno). He began to play with the computer and quickly learned C++ and coded his own fucking indie game.

"Crash! What are you doing?" Aku aku became interested in the device, as large blocky colours scattered on the screen.

"I'm making us a new fucking game because no other publisher will!" Crash announced, however he didn't actually say this because he only speaks china, so he made little sense.

"Crash this game looks wonderful, you should enter the big indie tourney!" Aku says.

Crash does.

Crash wins the tourney, his indie game being the most pixelally orgasmic due to the hot as fuck h-core sex scene between pixel crash and pixel tawna (that's his furry fucking gf I don't think she's in the series much so I'm just letting you know here so you know he isn't fucking his sister yet.).

Tiny Tiger was fucking furious! He had entered a state of menopause, it had been way too many games since Crash 3. He too had entered the contest under the alias "Fillip Phish" and was enraged that his masterpiece Fuz II had lost the competition.

"CRASH BANDICOOT YOU DIRTY FAP FUCKIGN HOMO I CHALLENGE YOU TO 1V1 ME ON RUNESCAPE YOU FAT FUCK!" he demanded this challenge as it was a challenge Crash cannot deny.

Crash couldn't deny the challenge. Crash began to play Runescape.

"Crash, you've been on that laptop for like 30 fucking hours man, you gonna take a break?" Crunch obviously didn't know fuck all about how MLG Crash could be. He was a fucking moron, Crash wasn't stopping for shit. He had all the Monster Energy Drink and Doritoes he needed to climb to the top of the Run Escape food chain, he was going to mop the floor with his fucking piss before Tiny Tiger one upped him in any fucking contest possible. Crash was a sore fuckign loser, and couldn't stand to lose anything which is why he always won.

Suddenly, Crash realized that he hadn't lost his virginity even because of how he had not lost a thing. This had to be fixed. Crash could not bare the shame of going to the pvp arena knowing he was lacking the spark of hot horny hotdog sex. He needed to get his virtual dick into some medieval virtual poon.

Crash was fucking pro by this point, it didn't take him long because he fucking cheated and bought his account off of Craigslist. PussyPoundGamer39 was a level 200 Archer, and he was more than 200 times ready to be laid. But who would fuck his furry ass if they discovered his dark true identity? He had to sneak it.

Crash entered into high level wildy with his full D(ragon. Like a ragon hard on) armour. Cause he knew that ladies loved the D. He was gulping back his Saints Flow like no tomorrow has he pressed on deeper and harder into the harsh virtual false easy climate. His furry wang was becoming a furry bang as his excitement raged through cyberspace.

SHAZAM! A female was ahead behind the tree! Crash's willie did a 360 as he exclaimed,

"good."

He approached swiftly, unsheathing his dagger and entering all out combat. PuraLover229 wasn't going to know what hit her. But Crash would. It would be his penis. He knew it would be his penis. But she didn't.

Crash attacked, poisoning her swiftly with his DDS++. She feel in agony, it seemed like she'd need to use the mage speell. Ice blocks surrounded PussyPoundGamer and Crash shrieked! He couldn't lose this one chance to fuck good. He got his shit together and fucked her up with some more mouse clicks, he couldnt wait til those clicks where engaging a moving penis through PuraLover's vaginal inners. His eyes began to bounce up and down with hyperactive hornfuel as Puralover229 begged for mercy. Crash loved it when they begged for mercy. Loved how it excited his penis. He sucked back some more Saints Flow and shoved his face full of doritoes as he typed his demands.

"Fuck me and I will let you survive the D warrior PussyPoundGamer!" he typed to which she replied,

"Oooooh~ W- what are you going to do to me?"

"I said FUCK ME" he typed again so she said

"O- Okay M- Mister b- but brb I need to piss"

Crash was fucking angry. He didn't want to wait, he wanted his orange furry jizzy to stain his monitor now! But suddenly he heard the door of his sister's room open. He peeked out carefully to see his sister quickly move in to use the washroom. The door locked with a click and Crash heard his runegame update.

"Okay, d- do whatever you want to me now Mr Stranger 3" PuraLover had typed to him. Crash's cock suddenly fell limper than a helium balloon minus the helium.

"SWEET CHRIST ON CHRISTMAS I'M FUCKIN MY GOD DAMN SISTER!?"

End of Chapter One