Chapter 1: A fresh plan
Deep beneath the surface of the earth is nothing but rocks layered on top of another, though there are a few cliffs with massive jumps. The place is all brown and there's nothing but this in sight, nothing except for a large white structure, which is unbelievably tall and massive.
The structure is white and circular and rests on large gigantic caterpillar tracks. The main body of the structure appears to be made up of parts in different shapes like that of a football or soccer ball. On the structure are stairs leading to the top, which on it is what looks like a gigantic eye, a blue eye which blinks every now and then. Finally the structure has a large entrance and on the body are what appear to be numerous claws.
Inside this structure is a gigantic maze consisting of corridors and rooms that are very large and look rather futuristic, and one of them is what appears to be the control room.
The control room is gigantic, in white and has a glass tile floor, and is full of large computers, a massive screen and has tables full of different buttons, and next to the desks are chairs. This room also has different futuristic machinery which is designed for different unknown purposes, probably for experiments or to alter and combine different elements.
Inside this control room are 4 people, well I say 4 people because they all look rather different and they don't appear quite human to say the least.
One of them is definitely a human. He's a dark skinned human who wears black boots, black trousers as well as metallic chest armour along with a metallic samurai helmet and mask, which only reveals dark brown eyes. He wears on his lower arms braces with spikes on them and he wears what appear to be knuckle dusters with spikes on each of his hands, he wears similar things on his shoulders, and to top it off, he wears a large purple cape. He is very tall at about 6ft 2.
Another one of them is the same size though unlike the other one he doesn't wear many clothes. He is Caucasian with red shoes, red gloves and red pants though he doesn't wear anything else and he doesn't have any hair. Oddly enough the thing about this person is he's actually not a person, he is a robot designed to look like a person, and in the robot's stomach is a yellow space where inside sits an alien who's not from this planet at all. This alien is shaped liked a brain and on this brain are purple eyes, spiky teeth and on the brain are a couple of tentacles, with two at the back and two at the front which this thing uses as its hands because it has no hair, no legs, no arms, not even a body, it doesn't have any skin either.
"Stop rubbing it in! It's bad enough when that Shredder keeps making jabs about my body parts or rather lack of them, now I have to take it from this author?" The brain speaks angrily, making weird noises.
"Oh, stop complaining Krang the author is only describing you to the reader of this fanfic." The metal man replies.
"Oh really? He could just say that I'm a brain with tentacles Shredder, it's alright for you not having your body taken away from you." Krang the brain pleads grunting again.
"Oh quit whining at least you have the Tecnodrome which we're in right now; just be grateful that Dimension X your birthplace has granted you that." Shredder the man in metal responds.
"Hmm, when you put it that way they have been foolish enough to grant me this, it's too bad that despite all my brilliant plans to conquer Earth with all of my rock soldiers and your foot soldiers, as well as all of this mighty technology from Dimension X that we never succeeded in doing so. I guess having those two mutant morons of yours Bebop and Rocksteady doesn't help." The blob replies pointing it's tentacle at the other two.
They are indeed mutants, though with a head, two arms and two legs like that of a human. They also wear clothes as well, though they resemble animals, one of the animals is a rhinoceros though only his head resembles a rhino with his tusk and ears, though his eyes are yellow. He wears combat jeans with a belt, boots, and a yellow vest with a bandolier as well as a grenade, along with a machete on his back, he is very muscular and he has on his wrists a couple of bracers.
The other animal is a warthog and like the rhino, this only applies to his head with his pig like nose, a nose ring, tusks and pig shaped ears. He wears a necklace with animal teeth on them, as well as a chain around his wrist and a studded leather bracelet. He wears white trainers, black trousers as well as a red open top which shows his chest, and he like the rhino wears a bandolier, but he also wears shoulder pads made of turtle shells, along with some futuristic sun glasses which are purple like his Mohawk.
The pair of them is by a keyboard and an electronic one at that, and oddly enough the pig mutant plays just one note and keeps it held down, making an unusual electronic noise.
"Why on earth are these two non-brain mutants, playing that keyboard and not giving this place a good clean?" Krang yells in an aggressive manner speaking in a strange way that is quite distinctive.
"Oh we've already finished it." The pig man grunts like a pig.
"Yeah we were playing your theme song that plays whenever the Technodrome is shown, and we're shown to the audience." The rhino added.
"Yeah I know, but come here you two. I've got a new plan I've thought of though this plan will require guts and lots of them." The alien brain says in a more calm tone.
"Yeah which I'm guessing we'll have to provide being as how you don't have any guts whatsoever." Shredder says in a mocking tone only for him to laugh along with the two mutants.
"Oh you are always picking on me aren't you, and here I am thinking that we're finally getting on as partners." Krang says with sarcasm.
"Partners? Only out of convenience, in any case do you not think we act like a married couple? Besides which you don't seem to trust me, you even admitted you hated me." The Shredder pointed out.
"I was only joking, besides do you not think that it's rather unpleasant to pick on people like that? I'm pretty sure there's another dimension where some youth with big ears and hair along with some musician friend, keeps on picking on someone who happens to sound just like you." The evil brain says getting angry again.
"I knew you were joking and why would you have feelings? You're supposed to be a sadistic tyrant who wants to conquer the world and enslave it." The man in metal responds.
"True, I am a sadistic tyrant who wants to conquer the world, but that does not mean you can insult me. Do you not think that having my body taken away from me is insulting enough, or having you as my partner or even having your silly mutants Bebop and Rocksteady to do all the work? It may work for a good amusing television program, or perhaps this fanfic, but I don't want to be the butt monkey and I do not want to fail, it really gets under my skin when this always happens, and it's so hard to try and get my head around this, putting my finger on it, because then when that's done I can adapt and finally pat myself on the back for a job well done, mission accomplished." Krang moans.
"That's much too easy." Shredder replies only for him and the two mutants to laugh at the alien's expense causing it to growl in anger.
The mutants laugh the longest and the loudest, and before long the pig mutant presses a few buttons on the keyboard, and then plays a tune, a rather distinctive tune which is usually played on weddings.
"Oh very funny, implying that we are a married couple, I suppose we do act like one, though if the pair of us act like the married couple then what are you two? Just two brats who make life for parents a misery." The alien sighs, as his body language or rather his facial expression indicates his rage, even more so as I describe his reaction with making references to his body, or rather lack of it.
"Author!" The brain says.
"I think he must mean he likes us Rocksteady." The pig mutant grunts like a pig after talking.
"Hmm, it would be nice to be appreciated after all we do for them." The Rhino Rocksteady says.
"All you two do is keep failing for the pair of us, we try to conquer the world and you two cannot do one, not one thing right for us. You're supposed to be stronger, much tougher than those blasted turtles and yet they always outwit you, you can't even shoot for toffee when you have those guns." Shredder yells with much frustration, annoyed with how he has to put up with them two.
"Gee boss, if you're not happy with us why do you keep hiring us, you know we're only here for comic relief, just to keep the viewers happy with our stupidity." The pig Bebop grunts while explaining it to him in a smug voice.
"Yeah our stupidity, if you keep using us and we fail what does that make you, and I'm no intelligent being but don't you two screw up too?" The rhino adds milking it.
"Oh very funny, you would do well to know who gives the orders and who follows them around here? With this said you have inspired me with an idea. While at times we have all failed, I have come to the conclusion that we fail because in the scripts of the 1987 teenage mutant ninja turtles, which is the universe we're in now, we were destined to fail because of the audience such that the good guys must always win, and we're the bad guys with how we wish to enslave humanity and cause destruction, as well as death to the turtles and their master Splinter.
And so with this in mind, I have a new plan and considering that new plan as well as how we have someone else in charge of our destiny, an author for this fanfic rather than writers for a television series, I have more confidence that we can succeed. I will admit that maybe over confidence but it is something different, a new approach.
I have realised that the turtles will not be defeated and that is because of how they are the main characters, and since they are always trying to scheme in getting rid of us for good, and are always standing in our way, I have found a different approach.
Rather than trying to conquer this place or even Dimension X, there is a different universe I wish to conquer; somewhere I've discovered when I've found that you Shredder have been sounding quite different. The place happens to have a rich judge and a family who sounds just like you, he is in the same country in the same planet as us, though in a different universe, and if we can go to this universe and bring April O Neil and her bespectacled friend and leave the turtles behind, then we will have a better chance of conquering that Earth while the turtles will grieve at the loss of their friends, and they won't be as strong as they once were, while we will have a much better chance in conquering the new place we intend to go to." Krang says, as he imagines the plan, eager for it to succeed as he laughs in his strange bizarre manner.
"If we're trying to avoid those blasted turtles, why does part of your plan involve capturing their friends and how do you intend to take us all to this universe? You brain dead brain." Shredder says angrily, dismissing the alien's plan.
"Oh I wish you and the author would stop making fun of me, with this said you do make a very valid point, it's simply because of how the 1987 universe uh pre red sky is very funny, and I thought it would be humorous to take their friends while they struggle helplessly in finding out our location, when we'll be in a different dimension, conquering the world of the judge. He may take pleasure in taking huge bites out of crimes like tasty pizza, but with this crime, he won't be able to consume it even if it's swimming in a sea of cream sauce with onions floating on it. Heh heh bubblelah
It is important that we capture the reporter and her friend, as well as destroy the turtle com so that then they won't be able to call for help, and by the time the turtles will realise what's up, we'll be long gone." The alien brain explains.
"Hmm, but considering how we've failed before from doing evil things, isn't kidnapping them evil and won't this be a failure?" The man in metal asks, in an alarming manner.
"What happened to your confidence? And I thought I was the one who needed convincing with regards plans working. Yes it's evil hence why I'm doing it, but failures happen at the end of the script, this is chapter 1, it's hardly the end of the script is it. We won't fail, at least I hope so, it's all I've got if we're ever to succeed and usually we have some success at the beginning of a plan." Krang says making his alien grunts as he speaks.
"Maybe so, but just because we succeed initially doesn't mean that we won't fail eventually, it's not fair that we can't have just one piece of success, for one thing it's not good as it does not make us credible villains and it makes it so predictable when the turtles always win." Shredder speaks with frustration.
"Like I said, it's all we've got and who knows maybe with a different author and a plan that involves avoiding the turtles instead of crushing them, as well as a plan that involves going somewhere else, maybe doing that we'll succeed, if not there's always trying to come across as an anti-villain, or a well-intentioned extremist, hmmm I always wondered what's it like to be a goodie for once." The brain presses his tentacle above his eyes, as he talks, as if to suggest he's thinking.
"Very well, I suppose it's worth a shot, one only truly fails when they stop trying. Bebop, Rocksteady! Come with me." Shredder barks at his mutant morons.
"Hey I thought only Krang and Shredder called me names, coming boss." Rocksteady the rhino responds.
The pair of them then rushes towards Shredder only to trip up and fall on the floor next to his feet.
"Oh can't you even come to me without falling over and making idiots out of yourselves! Just get to the module, we're going kidnapping." Shredder says with much aggression.
"Aww, can't we just beat up the turtles? That's much more fun." The rhino begs.
"Snort, or at least destroying something that's what we enjoy doing the most boss." The warthog mutant adds.
"What and let those blasted turtles beat you like they always do?! No chance, and if you don't do as I say, I will beat you up myself then throw you out of the Technodrome, like an old useless jazz saxophone." Shredder responds in an angry manner.
"OK boss, sorry boss." The pair of mutants says sounding rather upset and quiet, as they don't get to do what they want.
As the few of them walk to a bunch of large pipes where next to them is what appears to be a gigantic white drill with small caterpillar tracks on each side, Krang sits in his robotic body and wonders whether they'll actually succeed in their plans, or will they fail like in every other episode.