I don't own Hamtaro (thank God!) or InuYasha ~Shadow
This is a (very) short story about the 'tragic' death of Hamtaro.
Final warning: NOT FOR HAMTARO FANS!!!!!
To Nuke A Hamtaro:
InuYasha was sitting in the tree, watching Kagome sleeping. They had gotten into an enormous fight and she hadn't been back to his time in almost a week. He had come back to apologize, but didn't realize how late it was until he saw her asleep. He sighed quietly and soon began to doze off. The loud rumbling in his stomach soon awakened InuYasha, though. "I need to find something to eat." he muttered to himself. "I gotta wait 'til Kagome gets up though."
InuYasha was once again awakened by the tickle of a small creature climbing up his leg. He tried to grab at where the tickle was, but it crawled up to his knee. Turns out it was a little brown and white hamster. He swatted at the hamster, but it crawled up onto his hand. "Hama?" the little rodent squeaked. InuYasha jumped slightly with surprise. Could this thing talk? "Wha-what d-did you say?" he stammered. "Hama?" it repeated. "What is your name?" the hanyou queried. He was trying to sound tough, but the little, talking hamster was creeping him out. "Hamtaro." The hamster squeaked back. InuYasha's initial shock was gone. "What kind of demon are you?" he growled. Hamtaro tilted his head in confusion. "Demon? I'm a ham- ham." it said. Inu was getting very annoyed by the hamster. "What the hell is a ham-ham?" he said. "I'm a ham-ham!" the hamster squeaked. InuYasha's stomach grumbled louder than before. "Are ham-ham's edible?" The little hamster squeaked in fear and tried to run away, but the hanyou held onto it and hand it in a tight fist. "Heh." InuYasha chuckled.
Inu walked cautiously into the Higarashi's kitchen. 'I think this was the super fire that Souta kid was talkin bout,' he thought, looking at the microwave. (like you seriously can't see were this is going.) After a bit of struggling trying to open the door, he placed the wiggling and squealing Hamtaro into the microwave. Hamtaro didn't go down without a fight though. He bit down hard on Inu's hand, making it bleed. "DAMMIT!" he yelped. "Just for that, I'm gonna cook you well done, you little fucking bitch!" He smashed his palm into the number buttons and watched the little hamster turn. At first Hamtaro started to claw viciously at the microwave door, but then he stopped. The hamster started to bloat. Its eyeballs started to pop out and then they exploded. Hamtaro screamed in excruciating pain. Then he began to turn different, abnormal colors. Finally, there was a loud, gut wrenching, wet sounding pop. Red Hamtaro guts painted the walls of the microwave. "Oops, I guess that was a bit too well done, huh?" InuYasha mumbled.
That's it. I'm sorry, I just HAD to do this......if you're a Hamtaro lover and were offended or hurt....well, I told you not to read it, didn't I? ~shadow
To Nuke A Hamtaro:
InuYasha was sitting in the tree, watching Kagome sleeping. They had gotten into an enormous fight and she hadn't been back to his time in almost a week. He had come back to apologize, but didn't realize how late it was until he saw her asleep. He sighed quietly and soon began to doze off. The loud rumbling in his stomach soon awakened InuYasha, though. "I need to find something to eat." he muttered to himself. "I gotta wait 'til Kagome gets up though."
InuYasha was once again awakened by the tickle of a small creature climbing up his leg. He tried to grab at where the tickle was, but it crawled up to his knee. Turns out it was a little brown and white hamster. He swatted at the hamster, but it crawled up onto his hand. "Hama?" the little rodent squeaked. InuYasha jumped slightly with surprise. Could this thing talk? "Wha-what d-did you say?" he stammered. "Hama?" it repeated. "What is your name?" the hanyou queried. He was trying to sound tough, but the little, talking hamster was creeping him out. "Hamtaro." The hamster squeaked back. InuYasha's initial shock was gone. "What kind of demon are you?" he growled. Hamtaro tilted his head in confusion. "Demon? I'm a ham- ham." it said. Inu was getting very annoyed by the hamster. "What the hell is a ham-ham?" he said. "I'm a ham-ham!" the hamster squeaked. InuYasha's stomach grumbled louder than before. "Are ham-ham's edible?" The little hamster squeaked in fear and tried to run away, but the hanyou held onto it and hand it in a tight fist. "Heh." InuYasha chuckled.
Inu walked cautiously into the Higarashi's kitchen. 'I think this was the super fire that Souta kid was talkin bout,' he thought, looking at the microwave. (like you seriously can't see were this is going.) After a bit of struggling trying to open the door, he placed the wiggling and squealing Hamtaro into the microwave. Hamtaro didn't go down without a fight though. He bit down hard on Inu's hand, making it bleed. "DAMMIT!" he yelped. "Just for that, I'm gonna cook you well done, you little fucking bitch!" He smashed his palm into the number buttons and watched the little hamster turn. At first Hamtaro started to claw viciously at the microwave door, but then he stopped. The hamster started to bloat. Its eyeballs started to pop out and then they exploded. Hamtaro screamed in excruciating pain. Then he began to turn different, abnormal colors. Finally, there was a loud, gut wrenching, wet sounding pop. Red Hamtaro guts painted the walls of the microwave. "Oops, I guess that was a bit too well done, huh?" InuYasha mumbled.
That's it. I'm sorry, I just HAD to do this......if you're a Hamtaro lover and were offended or hurt....well, I told you not to read it, didn't I? ~shadow