MARIO THE MURDERER
It was a dark night in the Mushroom Kingdom, and Mario was craving blood. He wanted to see the all the mother fuckers who live in the Mushroom Kingdom die a painful, bloody, gory death at his hands, and tonight was the perfect night. Mario went to his weapon stash and got his AK-47, his knife, his noose, 25 grenades, a crossbow, a machete, a hatchet, a M1014, 2 Desert Eagles, and a Fire Flower. He then lit a match in his house and walked out the front door. Outside he saw several Toad's walking and doing everyday stuff. Only this day was their last. Mario then pulled out the 2 pistols and started blowing everyone's brains out. Left and right there was blood spraying everywhere! Everyone was screaming and running but they just couldn't get way from Mario's fury. "Die you mother fuckers!" Mario screamed out. There was one last Toad left on the street. He had no legs because Mario shot them off. Mario approached the Toad slowly. "Please! Please don't kill me! I have a family!" the Toad yelled out. "Your family is dead." Mario said with an insane look in his eyes. Mario then pulled out the knife and stabbed the Toad in the eye. "AHHHHH" The Toad screamed out. Mario then ate his eyeball. "Yum!" Mario said , delighted at the taste of the Toad's eyeball. Mario then took out his shotgun and blasted the Toad in the face. Mario then moved on to the next group of people.
One by one, Mario moved through the streets of The Mushroom Kingdom, mowing down anyone in his way. Dead Toads and puddles of blood filled the streets as Mario walked through them. There was a small Toad standing in front of Mario yelling out "STOP! Please!" Mario stopped for a second to think about what he was doing, then remembered how much he despised the human race. He then pulled out his Fire Flower and burned the young Toad alive. "AHHHHH! IT BURNS! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!" The Toad screamed as he slowly burned alive. Mario then moved towards the castle. When suddenly, a tall green man stood in his way. It was his brother, Luigi! "Mario, what are you doing?!" Luigi yelled out. " I'm killing these assholes for my satisfaction." Mario replyed with a grin. "Mario, you need to stop!" Luigi yelled out. "Never." Mario said, with an evil grin on his face. "Mario! STOP!" Luigi said one last time. Mario then took out his machete and stabbed Luigi 17 times until finally cutting his middle in half and he ripped out his guts and choked him with it. "I forgive you." Luigi said with his last breaths. Mario then took the hatchet and chopped off Luigi's head and yelled out "FUCK!" and then walked up to the castle slicing off the heads of the remaining Toads. Here he was at the doorsteps of Princess Peach's castle. He show down the door with his AK-47 and shot up all the Toads, and as all the mother fuckers brain fell to floor, Mario truly knew it was almost over. All he had to do was kill that Bitch Cunt Cocksucker Peach and he could end it all. So he went up the elevator and was in a den full of Yoshi's. This was the final floor before Peach's throne room. The Yoshi's came and attacked him but Mario kept shooting them with a dual wield AK47 and M1014. All their dinosaur bodies were on the ground and Mario approached the staircase. At the top was Peach. "Mario! What's going on? Someone in the kingdom is killing everyone!" Peach said, unaware it was Mario doing the murders. "It's Me, whore!" Then he shot Peach in the legs and started ass fucking her then blew her brains out. Then he felt sorry but satisfied. He put a gun in mouth and then said "It's a me, Mario" And blew his brains out