Sparx is a very sexy monkey.
Every episode he has shown us just how badass, just how skillfull and just how gorgeous he really is.
He is perfect.
His smirk melts the hearts of thousands of watchers.
He made magnets interesting.
He made flying fun.
He made cowboys sexy.
He made evil look good.
He made SRMTHFG better than it already is.
He really is the sexiest monkey of all time.
And I just married him, fangirls -_-