Cleaning this Gun
A Bleach Fan Fic
AN::/ So this Fan Fiction was inspired by the song "Cleaning this Gun" by Rodney Atkins. I always loved that song, and I can totally see my Dad and older brothers doing the stuff described in the song. So enjoy
Summary:;: Karin & Toushirou are reflecting on a interesting weekend that occurred a few years back. A tale filled with funny, awkward, and interesting topics. KarinXToushirou and some IchigoXRukia.
This is a fan fiction story, I don't own anything.
Chapter 1: Déjà vu
I smiled as I watched the love of my life run across the field to meet me.
Karin had joined her college soccer team; she was in her first year, and was already a star. Karin was doing her nursing degree, and then was planning to go to med school after, and follow in her father's footsteps in becoming a doctor. And as for me, I was living a double life; the soul society's tenth captain and a love-crazed boyfriend.
Thankfully, around five years back I had gotten a growth spurt, so it didn't look like Karin was a petfile that had a child-like boyfriend. No, I finally got a growth spurt and we now both look around the age twenty. I thought my change in size would have stopped people treating me like a kid in the soul society, but no, it didn't change a thing.
Karin leapt in to my arms, and I nearly fell over.
"Toushirou!"
"Karin!" I replied, mocking her enthusiasm.
"When did you get back!"
"About five minutes ago," I replied, hugging Karin and spinning her around.
Karin laughed like a moron, then grabbed my hand and led me out into the middle of the soccer field. I was kind of glad that their wasn't anyone else around the field, because Karin then yelled,
"Hey world! My delinquent elementary school boyfriend is back from the dead!"
I sweat-dropped and then looked up at my girlfriend, who was still smiling like she was insane. I pulled Karin close to me and then gently kissed her.
We broke apart and smiled. Then Karin asked,
"I totally just had a feeling of déjà vu. Has something like this happened before?"
I smiled knowingly. Indeed this had happened before, us kissing in the middle of soccer field, just after I returned to the world of the living. It happened about five years back . . .
I was sitting on my bed, procrastinating on my large amount of stupid homework we had gotten today, when I felt a large spike in spiritual energy. I sat up so fast I got lightheaded and almost fell back onto my bed. I took and deep breathe and then got out off of my bed. Then the energy disappeared just as fast as it appeared. A hollow usually hangs around for a while before it is defeated by Ichigo or Mr. Hat-and-Clogs, or the Quincy or some other people that Ichigo knows, so I ruled out the idea of a hollow. If it wasn't a hollow then it must be a shinigami. My mind jumped at the thought. Maybe Toushirou was able to get away sooner than planned.
I ran down the stairs as fast as I could. When I got to the door I quickly threw off my slippers and slipped my feet into my running shoes. I quickly pulled on my soccer hoodie and ran out the door.
I had to stop and concentrate and think. Once Toushirou was in a faux body I couldn't track his spiritual energy. I thought of the many places that Toushirou liked to go when he was in the World of the Living. He liked the roof of Orihime's, the side railing of the road, the soccer field. The soccer field was the closest, so I decided to try there first.
I ran with all my might; the idea of seeing Toushirou was a good enough motive to do so. By the time I reached the soccer field I was huffing and puffing. When I had calmed down a bit, I looked around the field. In the centre stood the boy that compelled me to go for a 2 kilometer run.
I ran to the boy and jumped on him.
"What-? Get-? Wha? Karin? What are you doing?" said Toushirou.
"Hugging you silly," I replied as I pulled him close.
"Did you run all the way here?" he asked when he saw my flushed complexion.
"Yes," I said. "I needed to know if that spiritual energy was you."
"Are you crazy?" he said. "That's almost 2 and half kilometers!"
"Needed to know," I said into his shoulder.
He sighed and held me close.
"My crazy Kurosaki, I was going to come and see you. You're starting to develop your brother's hasty ways."
I pulled back and then leaned in for a kiss. As always, Toushirou complied and left me breathless in the process. I smiled and then rested my head on Toushirou's shoulder. I was enjoying the peacefulness, until I felt a certain spiritual energy fast approaching.
"Oh shit," said me and Toushirou at the same time.
"Hide Karin!"
"There is no time!"
Toushirou then shoved me behind him in an attempt to hide me from a certain relative of mine. We both agreed when we started this relationship that we wouldn't tell Ichigo because both of us valued our heads.
Ichigo landed by the stands and Rukia appeared beside him.
"Toushirou?" said Ichigo. "Why are you here?"
"It's Captain Hitsugaya, to you!" he growled.
It was Rukia who spotted me. She then asked,
"Captain Hitsugaya, who is that behind you?"
I knew that Toushirou wouldn't be able to come up with a good excuse. So I took a deep breathe and then stepped out from behind him.
"Karin?" said Ichigo. "Why are you here?"
"I was . . .uh . . . greeting Toushirou."
"Why would you be doing that?" said Ichigo. "Wait, how do you even know Toushirou?"
Toushirou growled under his breathe. I sighed and then said,
"I know him Ichi-nii, cause he is my boyfriend."
I thought my big brother was going to explode.
AN::/ TEEHEE