Disclaimer: Percy Jackson and the Olympians series and the Heroes of Olympus series belong to Rick Riordan. I do not intend to earn any profit whatsoever from writing Fanfiction on both the series.
Sincerely, Percy Jackson
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Why the Hades do you guys portray me as dumb as kelp?
I'm not really dumb, Annabeth! Stop smirking!
Who paid you to write this stuff? Was it Athe–?
DROP THE KNIFE, ANNABETH! I SWEAR THAT I WON'T BADMOUTH YOUR OWLHEAD OF A MOTHER EVEN THOUGH SHE MADE A FLOCK OF OWLS CHASE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT –
OKAY! OKAY! DON'T KILL ME!
And what's with all these "ship" things? I can't believe you guys are pairing me with Artemis! Sure, she's pretty but isn't she too old –
GROVER! JASON! SOMEBODY HELP ME! SHE'S GONNA KILL ME –
Well, I'd better go... before my girlfriend is let out and decides to pulverize me.
Sincerely,
Percy Jackson
A/N:- I know, I know it's been done loads of times. But I don't care… I'm in a clichéd phase lately. Plus, I love doing such kinds of short fics. I hope I've done justice to Percy's perspective. For those who don't know it, I've written a "Dear Fanfiction Writers" series for Harry Potter as well.
The italics are not a part of the letter, it's just Percy shouting in the background at Annabeth. Somebody's in a crabby mood lately… ;-)
Review, please! : - )