Pridelands vs. BBC

Scene 1 Africa is a bitch

Hex and Bajo are in Africa reviewing the Lion King Movie game. DROP and LydeaBlaze are in the minivan living it up. Hex and Bajo are being swarmed by bugs.

Hex: why the shit are we here?

Bajo: Bill Gates ask him.

Bill: GRUNTS GET TO WORK.

Bajo: we're here in Africa to….. What the shit is that!?

Hex: Bajo watch your language…. is that safe?

A portal has appeared and is growing larger by the minute.

LydeaBlaze: what's your problem….. DROP FIX THIS RIGHT OR I'LL KICK YOUR HEAD IN.

DROP: what I didn't do anything.

Suddenly the minivan along with DROP Bill Gates is sucked into the portal.

LydeaBlaze: awww crap.

LydeaBlaze gets sucked into the portal.

Hex: RUN!

Bajo screams like a little girl and gets sucked into the portal.

Hex climbs a tree but still gets sucked into the portal.

Then the portal disappears.

Meanwhile in the Pridelands

Zira is terrorising Nala and is about is to kill her when the minivan falls out of nowhere and kills her instantly.

Nala: well that's helpful.

DROP falls out of the minivan.

DROP: we're not in Kansas anymore.

LydeaBlaze kicks DROP in the face.

LydeaBlaze: never say that.

DROP: ow my face stupid laws of reality.

Simba: what the fuck are you doing here?

DROP: we're here to terrorise your people.

LydeaBlaze: ignore him a portal sent us here.

Nala: that explains the umm…what is that thing?

Simba: it's a…um…thing?

Hex: it's a minivan also WHAT THE FUCK A TALKING LION
Nala: calm down fuck.

Bajo: so much pressure.

Hex: shut up.

Simba: you guys going to see the Goddess?

DROP: the what now.

Simba: come with me and I'll show you guys.

They all walk over to a nearby cave where Scotty is sitting cross legged surrounded by lions.

LydeaBlaze: Scotty you're alive.

Simba: do not disrespect the fertility goddess.

LydeaBlaze: seriously?

Scotty: yeah not my idea.

Simba: it's either this or we eat you.

Hex: why?

Nala: we're lions duh.
Bajo: that makes sense.

DROP: HAHAHA Scotty's a girl.

Simba rips out DROP's throat.

Simba: NEVER DISRESPECT THE GODESS.

Nala: holy shit you killed him.

Hex: no he's immortal never dying.

Simba: wow.

DROP: yeah boy.

Bajo: shut up.

Simba: what happened to Zira?

Hex: our minivan crushed her.

Simba: minivan?

LydeaBlaze: never mind.