just some short stories
"KORN"
I don't own anything dbz or whatever else you might see in my stories that aren't mine.
simply I love comedies and I couldn't help myself but to make some short stories. this is my second fic so be gentle on the flames please.
"Im feeling mean today, not lost not blown away" Trunks was sitting at his desk bored as hell listening to the mix cd he made of korn. "I'm irritated and quite hated self-control breaks down"
"What the hell is that!" vegeta asked as he entered the room.
"My korn cd." trunks responded.
"Why does it suck?" vegeta said meekly.
"I't doesn't suck korn is awesome!"
"Well you got chores to do so listen to that noise later" vegeta said in his usuall tone.
"Yes father" trunks obeyed.
"hmph" vegeta eyed the stereo as he left the room.
- a little while later -
"hey wheres my cd!" trunks said staring into an empty stereo. "mom have you seen my cd!" trunks yelled hoping she would answer from somewhere in the house.
"I think your father has it!" she yelled back from nowhere.
"oh no!" trunks said running to his fathers room. To his surprise the door was ajar a little bit, his dad always had the door shut. peeking in he saw what he thought he wouldn't see for a million years.
"Feeling like a freak on a leash" vegeta said with a little bit of musical tone in his voice. his back was turned to the door so he didn't see trunks watching him. he had ear phones in his ears and a cd player on his side, to trunks' amusement he was singing and playing air-guitar to what seemedto be korn. "Feeling like I have no release, how many timeshave I felt diseased, nothing in my life is free" he sang along with the music.
"oh this is too good to be true, i've gotta tell goten" he said leaving his father to play his air-guitar in peace.
- the next day -
"so why are we at the mall and not sparring" goten said
"because I need to get a new korn cd my dad stole my last one" trunks said as goten eyed some girls
"thats hard to believe...or maybe not" they were standing outside the cd shop, they walked in looking at nothing else but trunks father searching through a bin of cd's.
"dad?" trunks said still not believing his father was looking for music.
"wha-" vegeta said looking up, then started looking around suspiciously "this isn't the gravity room, i must have dozed off while your mom was fixing itand Isleep walked here" vegeta saidtrying to convince trunks.
they could only stare at him for a few seconds before goten broke the awkward silence."the world has turned upside down, my whole life is a lie!" goten started to cry.
"goten calm down" trunks said
"calm down! how can i calm down, everythings reversed, your probably a woman, or gay! oh god my best friend is gay!" goten cried frantically
"goten snap out of it!" trunks yelled slapping goten. "your worlds not upside down, im not gay"
"how can you be sure you saw your father" who had during the scene gotenwas makingmanaged to slip away.
"im sure theres a reasonable explanation he was in here" trunks stated trying to reassure his friend
"like what!" starting to slowly calm down
"like bying me a cd for my birthday" trunks said
"your birthday is nine months from now" goten said starting to get worked up again
"ealry christmas present then, okay?you calming down?" trunks said nervously
"yea I guess so"
"good cuz the concerts in three hours and i can't have you all crazy" trunks said
"alright lets just get the cd and get out of here" goten saidfinally calming down. the next thing they saw helped reassure goten his life wasn't upside down even more. "well it seems my dad finally decided to eateverything in site here now" goten said as they watched goku engulf mountains of food into his mouth and even things that weren't food, like someones hat, a chair and the person who was sitting in it.
later that night at the concert
"I can't believe you got us tickets at such short notice" bra said to her brother
"I can't believe your dating my best friend" trunks said
"I can't believe your father likes korn" goten said to trunks
"I can't believe its not butter man" said chong from thecheech and chong movies.
"what the" trunks said looking at himthen turning away.
"dude is that your dad!" goten said to trunks
"what? oh my god! dad!" trunks yelled to his father who hadn't noticed them yet
"trunks!" vegeta said then started looking around suspiciously. "this isn't the gravity room"
"oh my god" trunks said slapping his forhead
"is that dad?" bra asked
"and now, heres KORN!" said the announcer on the stage
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh" vegetascreamed in a high pitched girly scream
"ow dude your dad screams like a girl!" goten yelled over the roaring crowd
"hey thats not korn!" some girl yelled
"its kakarott!" vegeta yelled confused
"hi my names goku and im here to tell jokes. ok why did the chicken cross the road, not y, z!
all is silent you don't even here a cricket chirping
"ok, your momma jokes. your mom is so stupidcuba became a country."
"we want korn!" yelled some woman from the crowd
"uh, your mom is sofat cuba became a country"
"your mom is so fat she was legaly declared as a country" vegeta yelled from his spot in the crowd
the crowd began to break outinto laughter
"but i wanna be the funny man, i can't believe vegetas' funnier than me" said goku pouting with his arms crossed
"I can't believemy dads on stage telling lame jokes" said goten to himself
"I can't believe its not butter" said peter from family guy who came out of nowhere with chong next to him eating butter.
the crowd fell silent
all of the sudden peter grew wide eyed and said " uh oh!"
well thats it, I know it wasn't a short story but hey, whatever. more to come.