Xaivor had gathered all his x-men in his office. Yes his. They were all
his and no one could have them! Alllllllll his allllll his! Yes.
Yessssssss.
"Now you have all agreed to this? You all know i will feel what you
feel most of the time and what you want and like?" He said in a
fatherly voice even though he really bearly talks to half of them.
"Sure!"
"Like totally,"
"Ja!"
"Whatever."
"Dude."
"Ofcourse master!"
"Ok..." He consentrated. "I have the overwhelming urge to go and wear a
black lycra mini-skirt and clothes that are ludicrisly tight and show
off my figure and make guys want to touch me even though they
shouldn't."
Everyone looked at Rogue.
"Don't look at me!"
Scott coughed uncomfetably.
They all look at each other and shudder.
"Anyway..." The professer moved on quickly. "Now...i'm thinking
i'm the smartest person hear but have the urge to throw up and my
shoulders look like mens shoulders...and i also wish i was having
sexual relations with...the Todd?"
"That would be me!" Jean shrugged and then relised the looks she was
getting. "Come on imagine what he could do with that Tounge!"
Kitty and Rogue thought about it for a second then nodded in agreement as the men in the room looked confused.
"Ok so now...i want to drink gallons of milk, skate and finally have a
personality other that those two things...plus i have a urge to have
sexual intercourse with Kitty?"
Scott, who, stood inbetween the Professer and moved pushing her forward onto his lap. "There you go oh great master!"
"No this is not my feelings but someone elses!" He blushed pushing a very confused Kitty away.
"Dude!" Evan waved his hand.
"Oh ofcourse Evan!"
"Dude." He nodded matter-of-factly.
Kitty was still confused but passed Evan a card that had a hotel name and room number on it. "10 o'clock tonight."
Evan grinned. "DUUUUUUUUDE."
"Ehhhh now i have had nothing but agast, abuse, lies and hurt in my life and i am also a show hog."
"That would be me!" Rogue spoke up still recovering from the fact that Scott wanted to wear a black lycra skirt.
"I agree a real show hog," Kurt nodded.
"I am afraid that Jean is smarter than me but i comfort myself in
knowing that i am a hell of alot cuter, nicer, sweeter, more lovable
and sexier than her."
"Definatly me!" Kitty smiled lightly wiggeling her fingers in a wave.
"Thanks for covering!" Kurt hissed at her and she gave him an strange look.
"Covering? There my thoughts?"
"Ohhh ofcourse!" Kurt blushed a intresting shade then giggled.
"I am feeling rather exausted so now i want you to all get the hell
outta my office!" The professer yelled. "I am so happy im not a teen
anymore!"
"Ok we're going...im going to call Todd...see if he wants to hook
up before my time with Evan..." Kitty skipped out the room followed by
everyone else exept the professer who went into his bottom desk draw
and pulled out a bottle of vodka.
"Why do i still want to wear a black mini skirt?"
Kvan? Kodd? What am i on! I have no idea where Kvan came from since i am a dedicated Lancitty fan but hey!
R&R or i will eat your soul! Mwahahahahahahaha...oh am i still typing? SHT