Can I have...?
"Hey, Sasuke, Sakura, wanna go make cookies?" asked Naruto. Naruto had skipped lunch that day, and when he skips, he acts very weird...
"Naruto, stop acting like such a moron, your bothering sasuke-kooooon!!" Sakura said. "Sasuke's an EMO-Bastard. He doesn't care!" Naruto yelled.
BITCH SLAP!!
OMG!! MOMENT!!
"You two are morons. Ima go with oro-sama." Sasuke said. (oro-sama is Orochimaru)
( I DO NOT OWN THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!)
"SASUKE!! WAIT A SECOND!!" Naruto yelled.
"What do you want?!"
"Sing this!!"
" I'm an emo-boy? I take away your joy? your such a let down? What the hell? I'm not singing this!!"
"YES YOU ARE!!"
"FINE!! I'm an emo-boy. I'll take away your joy. your such a let down I'll turn your smiles into frowns. My family is dead. I cut my wrists 'til they bleed red. The boys all hate me, the girls just wanna take me. Ima jerk and a twit but that doesn't mean SHIT. I am hot and your not can you dig it?" Sasuke sang
"You bastard you ran off with Oro you dumb goth and we BOTH know where he likes to stick it!"
Orochimaru pops out of nowhere and says "BUTT SEX!!"
"And I cry. Every day. Cause all my fangirls think I'm gay. ooo."
"WTF??" Sakura said
"Can I have cookies?" Naruto said
THE END!!